A few random stories from inside your mom's house...

So I've got a few short stories that I'll just put in one blog....

First story.. I was 18 fresh out of civilian telecomm school, and living with probably the 3 coolest roommates an 18yr old kid can have. (yes they were all 21). Anyways.. as I said in my previous post, I'm a whore for money.. And I'm banging out overtime left and right doing disconnects in the ghetto's after dark.(mostly so they couldn't see us coming to shoot at us.).. One night, my boss says if you want overtime come with me.. and we take one of my roommates and off we go. He's explaining along the way that "unofficially" the company keeps a list of what they call Flagged houses. These houses are where some crazy shit happened and techs are not allowed to go alone. So this house/apt belonged to a former gf of a guy at work. When he tried to break up with her she put him in the hospital by smashing a large vase over his head. then she kept calling us to come out and service her cable like once a week. we get to this apt and she answers the door in a slinky nighty, see through, with nothing underneath.. my boss tells her we'll be outside and if she wants the cable fixed she'll put some clothes on.. so we go outside, then go back up. knock on the door and she yells come in.. he opens the door and there right in front of us is her having sex with some guy on the couch. Here I am.. 18, and seeing this.. first time I'd seen something like this.. after a while you get used to it, but that was my first. Crazy women.. what can you do. So we left and told her to call back when she wasn't busy.

Another time, different city, different company.. Normal job, nothing out of the ordinary. The lady is extremely hot, but.. always remember my motto; "never shit in your own backyard".. So I'm doing my thing and her phone is ringing left and right.. and she's leaving the room and keeps coming back apologizing for being interrupted cause she's trying to talk to me. Now if you've ever worked in any service sector.. having people watch over your shoulder sucks.. so having them out of the room is a blessing. Well.. after the 3rd or 4th call.. she comes back in and explains that it's her husband that keeps calling. She says he's jealous and he knows the cable guy was coming today so he's checking on her to make sure she's not having sex with me.. I told her not to worry cause I'm not that type of guy. I dont shit where i eat, and I'll be done soon and on my way and he can stop worrying.. But she continues on about how jealous he is.. and that he's asking what I look like.. and she says she told him I'm kind of hot.. I said look lady.. i dont want to be an inconvenience.. so I'll be out of here in like 10 minutes.. she says.. OH, that's okay.. he's on his way home right now.. LOL.. I said.. I'm done! Sign here! Goodbye!.. and out I ran.. LOL.. crazy women..

Quite often though it's always older ladies.. they'll start off by asking how much you make.. then when they realize that you're a fit guy, that isn't broke.. they start showing you pictures of daughters or granddaughters. One lady.. had me going.. she sat me down and fed me(Italian lady.. Awesome Cook).. and is telling me about how sweet her daughter is.. And I was upstairs putting cable in this room and I saw pictures of this really attractive woman.. I almost broke my rule.. i told her that I'd leave my number and she could call me.. she says.. oh well she's just down in the basement this whole time doing laundry.. And yells for her.. and up the stairs comes SHREK!!!! man.. this lady didn't tell me she had TWO daughters and was trying to hook me up with the ugly betty. So I said, hi how are you? thank your mom for dinner for me, sorry I'm not interested and out I ran... Crazy women..