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  1. Secretman3811
    Secretman3811
    hey Adam Thoth make sure you answer my email ok thank
  2. Classicalfan626
    Classicalfan626
    Why is England the wettest country? The queen has reigned (rained) there for years!
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  3. TimeFlipper
    TimeFlipper
    How did the Vikings send secret messages to each other?...They used the Norse Code ;)
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  4. Classicalfan626
    Classicalfan626
    What did one elevator say to the other? "I think I'm coming down with something."
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    2. TnWatchdog
      TnWatchdog
      'Elevator Love Gone Bad'
      * Up or down...make up your mind.*
      **Stop, I'm tired of you pushing my buttons.**
      * I was only trying to be open with you and you slam the door.I may just cut your support and see how far you fall.*
      Feb 20, 2017 at 7:53 PM
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    3. Wind7
      Wind7
      Well....That was uplifting. :D
      Feb 21, 2017 at 4:58 AM
  5. Carl Miller
    Carl Miller
    After getting a kick 'in the leg' its best we give it a time. Next full Moon i am back. when participants get less bellicists i come back.
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    2. TimeFlipper
      TimeFlipper
      Carl i hope you remember that full Moons can turn you into Weir Wolves?..OMG..:) lol
      Feb 21, 2017 at 11:41 AM
  6. Classicalfan626
    Classicalfan626
    What kind of paper do pilots write on? Fly paper!
    1. Wind7
      Wind7
      What do you call a fly with no wings?

      A 'walk'. :)
      Feb 21, 2017 at 4:34 PM
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  7. TimeFlipper
    TimeFlipper
    What do trees wear when they go to a swimming pool?...Swimming trunks
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    2. TimeFlipper
      TimeFlipper
      And the "Joaks" keep going on and on ;)
      Feb 21, 2017 at 5:54 AM
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    3. Shady Tree
      Shady Tree
      Yew are soo right TimeFlipper I think the Crab Apples located in the Maple fields would agree lol
      Feb 21, 2017 at 12:08 PM
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    4. Wind7
      Wind7
      Yes Flipper, 'Orange' you glad yew started this thing?
      Not totally 'stump'ed yet so,
      Let's 'ring' in with a few more to 'spruce' up the place.
      'Acorn'ey joke every day keeps the 'Locust' away!
      Feb 21, 2017 at 2:13 PM
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  8. Carl Miller
    Carl Miller
    Obama is riding his trojan horse filled with his 30thous supporters. He'll disembark them at the White House lawn. Heads for the Hill'ary
  9. Tron1
    Tron1 DoctorZ
    Why would i get it and no one else?
    1. DoctorZ
      DoctorZ
      no idea dude, but hilary didnt became president, so we are safe, somewhat the old retard in power is fucking shit up right now
      Feb 18, 2017 at 1:24 PM
  10. Classicalfan626
    Classicalfan626
    Why wasn't the computer hungry? It just had a byte!
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