Why didn't the cashier laugh at Emily's joke? It didn't make cents! (sense)
I'm going to try to meditate non stop for two days!
Unfortunately, I have failed to meditate for more than eight hours. But I will try again next week!
@Genius - Great!
What is a grasshopper's favorite sport? Cricket!
While I was in the cinema, I suddenly muttered, '65364' and the next morning I remember a dream with '1643' and an album that says Musical..
... Studio Chataeu. 65364 (without going too deep in google) is a postal code in Minnesota. Was my spirit interested in music???? I dont see the connection. Idk if it's just random numbers either but it's not my first time dreaming or saying 'random' numbers
What noise woke Sally up yesterday morning? The crack of dawn!
The worse time to have a heart attack is when your playing a game of charades ;)
That's a good one...but so true.
@Opmmur are you okay?
When someone redefines your good and bad..
Well at least good and bad are subjective. I'm more worried of doing something awfully evil than subjective good and bad.
Where do snowmen dance? At the snow ball!
Which part of a Snowmans body does a Snow-Woman like to tickle??..His snowballs of course! ;) lol
Ostriches are supposed to eat everything, indeed! John ostrich told his wife= "I am starving. I will get a bike to eat". (punning on words)
It took me a day to work that out Carl lol
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