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  1. Classicalfan626
    Classicalfan626
    Why didn't the cashier laugh at Emily's joke? It didn't make cents! (sense)
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  2. Genius
    Genius
    I'm going to try to meditate non stop for two days!
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    3. Classicalfan626
      Classicalfan626
      Good luck!
      Jul 20, 2017 at 4:09 PM
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    4. Genius
      Genius
      Unfortunately, I have failed to meditate for more than eight hours. But I will try again next week!
      Jul 20, 2017 at 6:40 PM
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      Jul 20, 2017 at 6:51 PM
  3. Classicalfan626
    Classicalfan626
    What is a grasshopper's favorite sport? Cricket!
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  4. Miscellaneous
    Miscellaneous
    While I was in the cinema, I suddenly muttered, '65364' and the next morning I remember a dream with '1643' and an album that says Musical..
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    2. Miscellaneous
      Miscellaneous
      ... Studio Chataeu. 65364 (without going too deep in google) is a postal code in Minnesota. Was my spirit interested in music???? I dont see the connection. Idk if it's just random numbers either but it's not my first time dreaming or saying 'random' numbers
      Jul 16, 2017 at 12:31 AM
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  5. Classicalfan626
    Classicalfan626
    What noise woke Sally up yesterday morning? The crack of dawn!
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  6. TimeFlipper
    TimeFlipper
    The worse time to have a heart attack is when your playing a game of charades ;)
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    2. TnWatchdog
      TnWatchdog
      That's a good one...but so true.
      Jul 14, 2017
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  8. Miscellaneous
    Miscellaneous
    When someone redefines your good and bad..
    1. Miscellaneous
      Miscellaneous
      Well at least good and bad are subjective. I'm more worried of doing something awfully evil than subjective good and bad.
      Jul 13, 2017
  9. Classicalfan626
    Classicalfan626
    Where do snowmen dance? At the snow ball!
    1. TimeFlipper
      TimeFlipper
      Which part of a Snowmans body does a Snow-Woman like to tickle??..His snowballs of course! ;) lol
      Jul 13, 2017
  10. Carl Miller
    Carl Miller
    Ostriches are supposed to eat everything, indeed! John ostrich told his wife= "I am starving. I will get a bike to eat". (punning on words)
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    2. TimeFlipper
      TimeFlipper
      It took me a day to work that out Carl lol
      Jul 13, 2017
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