Tired of my poor quality bicycle. Put the foot down and the back wheel flies off. Climb a sidewalk at full speed and metal pieces fly everywhere. Need a 300 Kg solid wolfram bicycle, so that the gravel gets pulverized instead.
Asked ChatGPT if it is planning to kill me. It thinks that killing half of mankind is a fair and unbiased middle ground between exterminating mankind and not exterminating mankind. It has no ability to distinguish between an unbiased objective opinion and the average of opinions. Middle ground equals unbiased, no matter how much you explain its logical flaw.
I have been seeing these large random bursts of white light lately, i am not sure what they are but they appear randomly, a few weeks ago i was working late and i looked in my co-workers cube and all of a sudden it just lit up in this bright white light for just a quick second and faded, i have seen it a few times since then.
Worrying that core dwellers will freeze to death from geothermal extraction. What do we really know about extremopliles when we have barely explored the deep sea?
Decibel scale descriptions should stop discriminating people with oversensitive hearing. They always stop at zero decibels as if we and the whole world we experience don't even exist, so let's start from 0 decibels being the loudest and go down from there.
0 db: dying insects crying for help.
-10 db (10X): your blood rushing like a river and bones creaking like an old wooden ship.
-20 db (100X): bat vision and you can hear people whispering about you hundreds of meters away. (adult with oversensitive hearing)
-30 db (1000X): spiderman hearing, but voices through walls are still muffled from diffusion so you can only hear the base. (Stan Lee got it wrong)
-40 db (10000X): you identify people based on their heartbeats and can detect inanimate objects from the 1% absence of ambient sound they are blocking, so you are impossible to hide from. (4 year old with oversensitive hearing)
-50 db (100000X): deep meditation slowing down your heart rate needed to hear past your own blood.
I often wonder what the history books will say about this era, fast forward 200+ years and grab a history book and see what it says, i can only imagine what people will think.
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