The humor thread

Numenorean7 · #21 05/02/2008, 05:56 PM

wow !!!
I like the "epic" lol

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Civil servant punished for epic porn consumption

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A Japanese civil servant was demoted for viewing pornographic Web sites more than 780,000 times during office hours over a nine-month period, an official said Friday.
The man, an employee of the Kinokawa government in western Japan, visited porn sites from June last year to February 2008, Kinokawa official Tomiko Waki said. The man's name was withheld.
Despite his frequent porn viewing, none of his colleagues noticed his activities.
'Each desk is set apart from each other,' Waki said, adding that the man accessed porn sites 170,000 times in July alone.

The man's superiors discovered his extensive porn site visits after his computer became infected with a virus, prompting officials to examine his web browser's history.
Along with the demotion, he received a 20,000 yen (£96) monthly pay cut, Waki said.

Civil servant punished for epic porn consumption | Metro.co.uk

Numenorean7 · #22 05/28/2008, 02:41 AM

Space station toilet on the fritz - CNN.com

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The international space station's lone toilet is broken, leaving the crew with almost nowhere to go. So NASA may order an in-orbit plumbing service call when space shuttle Discovery visits next week.

lol oups !

gonzogirl · #23 05/28/2008, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Numenorean7

Space station toilet on the fritz - CNN.com
lol oups !

So NASA is gonna get an in orbit plumber to take care of business ( bad pun..sorry)...Can You imagine the rates he is gonna charge? thats some after hours rates fer sure!

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Originally Posted by Numenorean7

wow !!!
I like the "epic" lol
Civil servant punished for epic porn consumption | Metro.co.uk

OMG>>>LOL! Dude dont know what overkill means!

kc wildman · #24 05/28/2008, 10:42 PM

young child ask mom where do we come from
mom tells story of Adam and Eve.
child ask dad same thing
dad tells story of ape to man evo
child confused ask mom whats up
mom says I told you bout my side of the family and dad told you bout his

Numenorean7 · #25 05/28/2008, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by gonzogirl

So NASA is gonna get an in orbit plumber to take care of business ( bad pun..sorry)...Can You imagine the rates he is gonna charge? thats some after hours rates fer sure!

lol They talked about it on TV this morning, looks like it's some serious stuff !!!

gonzogirl · #26 05/29/2008, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Numenorean7

Space station toilet on the fritz - CNN.com
lol oups !

So.....can we expect stuff falling from the sky? ewww.
Some kid in Montana will find a space rock and then,in the future, discover that for the 15 years that he has had it in his room..it was actually a big piece of astronaut poo. Haha....but it is celebrity poo so its ok.