The humor thread

[Brentnauer]

This is my dad's favorite joke ever...

So two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and exclaims "boy, it's hot in here!"

The other muffin turns and screams "Oh my god, a talking muffin!"

Yeah, it's a little lame but it's all in the delivery.

[Numenorean7]

[Numenorean7]

Now, that's funny: BBC NEWS | UK | England | West Midlands | Black country | Man is found glued to toilet seat

Man is found glued to toilet seat

A man had to be taken to hospital still attached to a steel toilet after super-glue was deliberately smeared on the seat.
Firefighters were unable to free the man and were forced to remove the entire toilet with the man attached.

The 35-year-old was in a public toilet cubicle in Brierley Hill in the West Midlands when he became stuck.

He was taken to hospital where doctors had to get into the ambulance before using chemicals to free him.

Toilet re-installed
An ambulance service spokesman said: "He appeared to be none the worse for his ordeal other than being understandably somewhat embarrassed."

It is thought the glue had been smeared on the toilet seat by a prankster.
An ambulance crew and a rapid response vehicle attended the scene just before midday but they were unable to free the man.

"With the help of a local authority and the fire and rescue service, the man was removed from the cubicle still attached to the stainless steel toilet," the spokesman said.

The toilet was later taken back to the public convenience and re-installed.

Num7

[Chip]

Suck!! An excellent reason to use 3 or 4 "ass gaskets" (like I aaalways do)!

[baudmiksen]

Originally Posted by Chip

Suck!! An excellent reason to use 3 or 4 "ass gaskets" (like I aaalways do)!

Nonsense. That thin barrier is insufficient protection. Never use public restrooms for number 2. If you must use one, though, I'd suggest perfecting the art of hovering, its the only way to be sure contact with the seat wont be made.

[Numenorean7]

Put this in your car, just in case you need it. !!

[Chip]

Originally Posted by Numenorean7

Put this in your car, just in case you need it. !!

Hey! I have one just like that! It's great during my hinting trips...

[gonzogirl]

lol...you have no idea(or maybe you do..) how many men I know that would totally think that potty chair up there^^ would be super kool and want one!...
OK....

Q: What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?
A: Grandparents!