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Carl Miller

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lazy man

Carl Miller

Senior Member, Male, from the midst of nowhere to somewhere

Carl Miller was last seen:
Nov 9, 2017
    1. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      The name 'Snowden' was scrutinized by agents. Someone had mentioned= 'So, we meet after the snow, then'. We are getting paranoid!
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      2. Wind7
        Wind7
        Hadn't thought of that when I mentioned being "snowed in" the other day...lol! Time to dye my hair purple and move to California. ;)
        Dec 18, 2016
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      3. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        i was inspired by you mentioning =snow=
        Dec 19, 2016
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    2. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      Instead of 'What time is it, please?', a Foreigner asked the passer by= 'Do you have the time?' The Time traveler replied= YES TIME IS MINE
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      2. Wind7
        Wind7
        Laughing the foreigner asked, "no no no..what is your watch telling you?!"
        The time traveller puts his watch to his ear and with a shocked on his face he replied,
        "it's telling me that I need a new watch, this old one has a case of ticks!"
        The foreigner looks him in the eye and says,
        " you're bleedin' warped, mate!"

        The time traveller replies, " well, ' let's do the Time Warp again'..."
        (Rocky Horror Picture show)
        Dec 8, 2016
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      3. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        uggh :)
        Dec 9, 2016
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      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        The Foreigner tried to clarify adding = 'I am glad I am talking to a philosopher. I acknowledge the fact that consciousness is timeless'
        The time traveller comments= 'Oh, the smoke from the Time Warp. My eyes are smarting'
        The Foreigner makes his stand= 'Let's smoke some more then, and stop talking' ...
        Dec 9, 2016
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    3. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      After finding a fly in my soup I reported to the waiter. He silently took away the plate to come back 5 min later with a plate full of flies
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      3. Wind7
        Wind7
        I've seen the adverts for that particular restaurant, they've been causing quite a buzz. :D
        Sep 30, 2016
      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Another version=
        How dare you bring a soup contaminated by one swimming fly?-
        I beg your pardon, Sir. Replied the Waiter humbly. Gonna tell the Cook.
        3 min later there came the goofie Waiter with a plate filled with dead flies.
        'Now i think that will do, Sir. i killed them all to suit your taste. The Cook sends his best wishes filling your plate with all of them to the brim'
        Sep 30, 2016
      5. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Carl keep on trying with the fly in the soup and maybe the fly will eventually drink all of the soup helped by his fly friends ;)
        Sep 30, 2016
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    4. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      Karma Law- action and reaction -cause and effect. Those accusing our late president Dilma were found to have also cheated. No one is a saint
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      2. TnWatchdog
        TnWatchdog
        I don't think it matters what country you are from...politicians are bunch of liars and cheaters. This is caused from working with other people's money, not their own.
        Sep 13, 2016
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    5. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      One sided negative nihilist debunking websites definitely do not rock. Think outside the box. Come to Paranormalis that rocks! Wow!
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    6. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      Brazilians (we, from the jungle) like to make fun of Portuguese. "Do you know who invented the windshield apparatus?"
      1. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        I asked my friend jokingly. He did not reply i went on: "A Portuguese"
        "Simply amazing" he answered.
        "The Japanese only developed the device" "They placed it outside the vehicle!" I explained.
        Sep 1, 2016
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    7. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      A little bit of gothic style is not that bad!
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      2. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Humm...a blue bird told me someone here just loves those violet lipsticks and 'horrible' make-ups!!!
        Sep 1, 2016
    8. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      To the critics= Wait, soon i will be posting another monkey like thing.
      1. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Ahaha...money we make not. But having fun laughing at our own foolishness, we do..
        Aug 25, 2016
      2. Miscellaneous
        Miscellaneous
        Why do you have critics, Carl? Are there members on Paranormalis annoying you?
        Aug 25, 2016
      3. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Critics from other websites who quote things i write here and elsewhere poke fun ridicule and 'debunk'. Since i post as a passtime i still do not know what or who they want to debunk.
        Sep 1, 2016
    9. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      When is the next chat event to be?
      1. Miscellaneous
        Miscellaneous
        Weekly chat events would start again next month if I remember correctly
        Aug 24, 2016
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      2. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        So nice. Anyway i hate this current month of august. I am inclined to believe in that story thst august is the month of the crazy dog.
        Aug 24, 2016
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    10. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      In a town of old people a reporter interviewed the oldest='how long ago did your dad die?' 'Dad? died no, he inside giving soup t'grandady'
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      3. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        The reporter got amazed at his reply.
        "Dad died no. Dad is in the kitchen giving soup to granddaddy.
        Sep 1, 2016
      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        The old man who looked as old as The Vatican Library still had a living father. And most amazing in all: he had a grand father still living.
        Sep 1, 2016
      5. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        "Dad is in the kitchen giving soup to grand daddy".
        Sep 1, 2016
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    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    the midst of nowhere to somewhere
    Occupation:
    lazy man
    Since no one will ever read this, well...let s say i am a hoaxer. i make up stories to deceive myself. As i live in South America i live on bananas in the jungle. i only have access to computers when i go to the nearest village. i am illiterate and i like to be snobbed by internet trolls. i hope no one believes in me, better this way,