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Carl Miller

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Birthday:
Jan 8, 1959 (Age: 58)
Location:
the midst of nowhere to somewhere
Occupation:
lazy man

Carl Miller

Senior Member, Male, 58, from the midst of nowhere to somewhere

Carl Miller was last seen:
Jun 23, 2017 at 4:23 PM
    1. KeyHolder777
      KeyHolder777
      Hey carl welcome back
    2. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      "How dare you drive drunk!" A cop barked at me accusingly. "Do you think I could ride this huge Kawasaki 600R if I was drunk?" My reply!
      1. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        "Crossing with red lights on! Big deal!"
        "I am sorry, officer. I am daltonic".
        "No problem". "First I give you a fine. Then you may claim to your Consulate".
        Aug 12, 2016
    3. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      Hello folks. Long time, no see. Best Regards. Carpe Diem (enjoy the day)!
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      2. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Welcome back Carl
        Aug 11, 2016
      3. TnWatchdog
        TnWatchdog
        I know...you have been busy watching the women's beach volleyball in Rio.
        Aug 11, 2016
      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        How I wish I could be in Rio for the Olympic Games! Those beauties dancing under colorful beach umbrellas! And the icecream vendor shouting "sorvete!". It's magic, isn't it?
        Aug 11, 2016
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    4. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      I've been trying to visit the past to deviate dad from mom as i wish to disappear in my present.
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      3. Pegii
        Pegii
        Is this serious or a joke?
        Apr 6, 2016
      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Joke!!!
        Apr 6, 2016
      5. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Only a small point here Carl, In the west we would have put...I`ve been trying to visit the past to SEPARATE dad from mum as i wish to disappear in my present....Yes mate im being a bit pedantic lol ;)
        Apr 7, 2016
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    6. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      Patient to the nde researcher= 'i saw a tunnel, but it was under reform. i could not get through it'.
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      2. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        I love it Carl lol :)
        Mar 2, 2016
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      3. TnWatchdog
        TnWatchdog
        At least he didn't see a detour sign, which read "Head South".
        Mar 2, 2016
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      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Head South is a good omen. But Heading North traditionally means that you are heading to the deepest pits of the abyss.
        Mar 2, 2016
    7. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      'You've lied so much on UFOs that when you will ever disclose something important i wont believe in you'. Carl to the Gov.
      1. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        That is the problem the world over Carl..Governments think their people would be panic stricken if they told them the truth about aliens, the only time they trust us is when there is a general election and they want us to vote for them..Maybe all of us should become panic stricken then lol ;)
        Feb 2, 2016
      2. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        The problem is that -'we will sure be panick stricken!!!' Lol
        Mar 2, 2016
    8. Classicalfan626
      Classicalfan626
      Happy birthday, Carl!! :D
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      2. TnWatchdog
        TnWatchdog
        Hope you didn't start a fire blowing all those candles out. lol
        Jan 8, 2016
      3. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Hey, guys! You got me by surprise!!! Thank you . The problem was putting all those 57 candles on the big cake. Yeah it had to be big...to make room for so many candles!!! Rs...
        Jan 12, 2016
    9. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      Wanna get freaked out? Explain the Shard and Tower lunar structures. Woo woo..
    10. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      The photo speaks for myself. I ve been chosen, i am a contactee, they taught me to bend metal, they gave me a purpose, so iam he
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      2. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        No, i haven't given up, not yet. I often get pessimist and acting out like Mr. Scrooge until i get my salary. With some Money on my pocket i will visit a girl friend in a bigger town near mine. There i hope i will find a hard copy of your book. Then we will see how i will ship it across the ocean to you. Gonna ask my sister who lives in the capital of our state. She likes books and perhaps she will help.
        Dec 3, 2015
      3. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Carl..Do you have a PayPal account?..If you do i could send you the money before you purchase the book (assuming of course that the book is available) :)
        Dec 3, 2015
      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Beforehand the difficulty i see in this issue relates to finding a hard copy in English. Perhaps there may be a hard copy in Portuguese, less probably, in Spanish (we speak no Spanish) and English is almost unthinkable cause we definetely do not speak English. i havent started to search but i think it is na utopia finding a copy in English. But why cannot you purchase on Amazon..
        Dec 3, 2015
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jan 8, 1959 (Age: 58)
    Location:
    the midst of nowhere to somewhere
    Occupation:
    lazy man
    Since no one will ever read this, well...let s say i am a hoaxer. i make up stories to deceive myself. As i live in South America i live on bananas in the jungle. i only have access to computers when i go to the nearest village. i am illiterate and i like to be snobbed by internet trolls. i hope no one believes in me, better this way, i am afraid i can be famous and end up dead like so many others. Do not mind me, go ahead and have fun.
    I have nothing more to say cause the media had already taught all of you what Latin people are. Hollywood has painted us as inferior kind of people. So i clap hands to all of you.