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Carl Miller

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Feb 27, 2014
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Gender:
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Birthday:
Jan 8, 1959 (Age: 58)
Location:
the midst of nowhere to somewhere
Occupation:
lazy man

Carl Miller

Senior Member, Male, 58, from the midst of nowhere to somewhere

I put it down to internet normal problems. It happens. Aug 16, 2017 at 6:28 PM

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Aug 16, 2017 at 7:18 PM
    1. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      Brazil soccer team will try to make up for that 7 1 to Germany. Dirty mouths say Brazil will be knocked down again. I hope not.
    2. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      At times i am so assertive that i begin to consider i might have been the reincarnation of 'someone big'. Hi hi.
    3. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      Birdie drank too much. Was sent to see its doctor. 'How u feeling?' asked the doctor.'I ain't tfeeling my tiny wings,i ain't tfeeling noth."
    4. Classicalfan626
      Classicalfan626
      Hey Carl! Long time no see! What have you been doing lately?
    5. KeyHolder777
      KeyHolder777
      Hey carl welcome back
    6. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      "How dare you drive drunk!" A cop barked at me accusingly. "Do you think I could ride this huge Kawasaki 600R if I was drunk?" My reply!
      1. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        "Crossing with red lights on! Big deal!"
        "I am sorry, officer. I am daltonic".
        "No problem". "First I give you a fine. Then you may claim to your Consulate".
        Aug 12, 2016
    7. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      Hello folks. Long time, no see. Best Regards. Carpe Diem (enjoy the day)!
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      2. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Welcome back Carl
        Aug 11, 2016
      3. TnWatchdog
        TnWatchdog
        I know...you have been busy watching the women's beach volleyball in Rio.
        Aug 11, 2016
      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        How I wish I could be in Rio for the Olympic Games! Those beauties dancing under colorful beach umbrellas! And the icecream vendor shouting "sorvete!". It's magic, isn't it?
        Aug 11, 2016
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    8. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      I've been trying to visit the past to deviate dad from mom as i wish to disappear in my present.
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      3. Pegii
        Pegii
        Is this serious or a joke?
        Apr 6, 2016
      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Joke!!!
        Apr 6, 2016
      5. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Only a small point here Carl, In the west we would have put...I`ve been trying to visit the past to SEPARATE dad from mum as i wish to disappear in my present....Yes mate im being a bit pedantic lol ;)
        Apr 7, 2016
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    10. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      Patient to the nde researcher= 'i saw a tunnel, but it was under reform. i could not get through it'.
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      2. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        I love it Carl lol :)
        Mar 2, 2016
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      3. TnWatchdog
        TnWatchdog
        At least he didn't see a detour sign, which read "Head South".
        Mar 2, 2016
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      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Head South is a good omen. But Heading North traditionally means that you are heading to the deepest pits of the abyss.
        Mar 2, 2016
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jan 8, 1959 (Age: 58)
    Location:
    the midst of nowhere to somewhere
    Occupation:
    lazy man
    Since no one will ever read this, well...let s say i am a hoaxer. i make up stories to deceive myself. As i live in South America i live on bananas in the jungle. i only have access to computers when i go to the nearest village. i am illiterate and i like to be snobbed by internet trolls. i hope no one believes in me, better this way, i am afraid i can be famous and end up dead like so many others. Do not mind me, go ahead and have fun.
    I have nothing more to say cause the media had already taught all of you what Latin people are. Hollywood has painted us as inferior kind of people. So i clap hands to all of you.