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Carl Miller

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Jan 8, 1959 (Age: 58)
Location:
the midst of nowhere to somewhere
Occupation:
lazy man

Carl Miller

Senior Member, Male, 58, from the midst of nowhere to somewhere

Carl Miller was last seen:
Jun 23, 2017 at 4:23 PM
    1. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      TGIF, TGIF, TGIF....!!!!! Once i did not drink too much, i was drunk by the spirits. Lord help me, get control...
      1. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        i dreamt i was pissing in bed, i woke up to feel the bed cozy warm and damp under my body.
        Nov 27, 2015
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      2. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Thankfully a lady wasnt in bed with you, that could have felt the bed also warm and damp ;)
        Nov 27, 2015
      3. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        No, i had just lied in bed after a long day of beer and energy drinks. Each family had a room. If my ex was lying on the back part of the bed or if my daughters were lying next to me....they would have been damped. hihi. i woke up damp and turned on the lights...They asked...father what happened...i replied well, i think my dream came true.
        Nov 27, 2015
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    2. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      WHAAAT??? You DONT believe me? Then I will apply the philosophy of the Cow.
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      2. TnWatchdog
        TnWatchdog
        What, may I ask, is the philosophy of the cow? Moo
        Nov 25, 2015
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      3. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Thats simple Dawg...when cows are resting on the grass they all point towards North, and when its starting to rain they all point towards South...I studied cows behaviour for 2 years, and i could even tell which "cow pat" belonged to each of the cows..Iam awaiting my award from The Cow Pat Federation Of The UK, its a 24 carat gold plated udder..:)
        Nov 25, 2015
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      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Cows including bulls calves and the like.They are one of the loveliest in all animals. See how they graze silently laizily. Watch them as they walk and produce manure so easily. Try out a new procedure when someone ever aggravates you. Just walk and produce fertilizer while doing so. This way you will be effecting (putting into practice) the famous philosophy of the cow.
        Nov 25, 2015
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    3. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      What is your take about sex on tv?
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      2. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        a tip...fissible in past times when tv screens were framed into big wooden boxes with a large top surface where lovers could lay comfortably.
        Nov 23, 2015
      3. PaulaJedi
        PaulaJedi
        If it fits with the story and is tasteful, it's fine. If the whole show or movie has to be about it, then I wouldn't be interested in watching. And funny -- yes, people could techincally fit on top of the tv in the past. LOL!
        Nov 23, 2015
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      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        TVs today are too narrow to serve the purpose of a bed.
        Yesterday people would enjoy sex on TVs. Although I 've always thought it to be uncomfortable.
        Nov 23, 2015
    4. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      I am a hoaxer, but shhhh...do not spread it. Ah, one more thing, as Hollywood has painted we live in jungles on bananas.
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      2. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        My house is like a jungle, full of plants and flowers...and i happen to like bananas as they are a natural source of Potassium ;)
        Nov 22, 2015
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    5. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      A herd of cattle trotted down an unpaved road. The leader, a Young cow. looked back and how many cows did she count-QUESTION
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      3. Einstein
        Nov 17, 2015
      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        yes, let s see if someone else comes out of the blue with a new answer.
        Nov 17, 2015
      5. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Music to try out a new answer=
        'Ticking away the hours that make us a dull day....we are Young and life is long and there s time to kill today.... hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...'

        TN watchdog hit the bull s eye: Cows in general including bulls and calves etc. do not know how to count.
        Nov 17, 2015
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    6. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      What did the alien gal say to a human guy?
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      3. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Well er...er...let s say it is misplaced. Actually it is embedded in its stomach.
        Nov 16, 2015
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      4. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        So it was YOU that was abducted by beautiful alien women..How else would you know about their genital area?!?! lol ;)
        Nov 16, 2015
      5. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Shhhhhh!!! Nobody knew it but all Milan Soccer Team fans!!! Shhhh...
        Nov 16, 2015
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    7. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      By Jove!!! i am more and more convinced that i am a normal person. So many freaky friends around..
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      3. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        No no Jove relates to Jupiter. From latin not jewish origin. By the way the words Juvenile,jovem (portuguese word for young-adj. ) The virile force. By Jupiter!!!
        Nov 16, 2015
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      4. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Obviously the Italians got it from the Jews lol ;)
        Nov 16, 2015
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      5. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        No, i am afraid italians got jewels from the jews and this episode in history is deeply branded in the akasha records. It happened during World War 2- Hitler sends jewish jewels to support the italian front.
        Nov 16, 2015
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    8. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      Robin exclaimed:"Wow, Bat friend, what a weird dimension to be navigating on Paranormalis Time Travel Forum Website!!!"
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      2. TnWatchdog
        TnWatchdog
        ..."and who is that TimeFlipper guy?"
        Nov 9, 2015
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      3. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Guys=Batman and Robin.
        Nov 9, 2015
      4. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Carl...To the batmobile :)
        Nov 9, 2015
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    9. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      As he stepped into the elevator a goofy time traveller realizes he had set foot on a wrong location...
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      2. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        "Where to" The elevator man asked....
        "Anywhere since i missed the right dimension"- The Time Traveller answered angrily.
        Nov 8, 2015
      3. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Carl, we havent had an elevator man in the UK since the 1950s lol :)
        Nov 8, 2015
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      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Elevator attendant in Washington DC. Lift attendant in London.
        A couple stepped into the elevator. A bald fat little man, too. Someone farted. The husband complained= "How dare you farted before my wife!!" The man replied= "Sorry, i did not know it was her turn".
        Nov 8, 2015
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    10. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      i am going through the "com dor" or condor age. Com dor in portuguese (condor-a type of eagle from Andes) means "with ache" old phase.
      1. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        I AM COM DOR HERE, COM DOR THERE. WITH ACHES HERE ACHING THERE. THE CONDOR, OR COM DOR OLD PHASE.
        Nov 4, 2015
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      2. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        What does not ache in you= question
        Answer- My hair.
        Reply- you kidding me. you are bald, you have no hair.
        Nov 4, 2015
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      3. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        So Carl..what you are saying at this moment of time is that you are a bald eagle with an ache..would some anti-inflammatory cream help you with the ache?
        By the way i love your, non sequiturs, please keep them coming :)
        Nov 4, 2015
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jan 8, 1959 (Age: 58)
    Location:
    the midst of nowhere to somewhere
    Occupation:
    lazy man
    Since no one will ever read this, well...let s say i am a hoaxer. i make up stories to deceive myself. As i live in South America i live on bananas in the jungle. i only have access to computers when i go to the nearest village. i am illiterate and i like to be snobbed by internet trolls. i hope no one believes in me, better this way, i am afraid i can be famous and end up dead like so many others. Do not mind me, go ahead and have fun.
    I have nothing more to say cause the media had already taught all of you what Latin people are. Hollywood has painted us as inferior kind of people. So i clap hands to all of you.