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Carl Miller

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Carl Miller

Senior Member, Male, from the midst of nowhere to somewhere

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Oct 18, 2017 at 4:38 PM
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    2. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      Patient to the nde researcher= 'i saw a tunnel, but it was under reform. i could not get through it'.
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      2. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        I love it Carl lol :)
        Mar 2, 2016
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      3. TnWatchdog
        TnWatchdog
        At least he didn't see a detour sign, which read "Head South".
        Mar 2, 2016
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      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Head South is a good omen. But Heading North traditionally means that you are heading to the deepest pits of the abyss.
        Mar 2, 2016
    3. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      'You've lied so much on UFOs that when you will ever disclose something important i wont believe in you'. Carl to the Gov.
      1. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        That is the problem the world over Carl..Governments think their people would be panic stricken if they told them the truth about aliens, the only time they trust us is when there is a general election and they want us to vote for them..Maybe all of us should become panic stricken then lol ;)
        Feb 2, 2016
      2. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        The problem is that -'we will sure be panick stricken!!!' Lol
        Mar 2, 2016
    4. Classicalfan626
      Classicalfan626
      Happy birthday, Carl!! :D
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      2. TnWatchdog
        TnWatchdog
        Hope you didn't start a fire blowing all those candles out. lol
        Jan 8, 2016
      3. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Hey, guys! You got me by surprise!!! Thank you . The problem was putting all those 57 candles on the big cake. Yeah it had to be big...to make room for so many candles!!! Rs...
        Jan 12, 2016
    5. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      Wanna get freaked out? Explain the Shard and Tower lunar structures. Woo woo..
    6. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      The photo speaks for myself. I ve been chosen, i am a contactee, they taught me to bend metal, they gave me a purpose, so iam he
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      2. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        No, i haven't given up, not yet. I often get pessimist and acting out like Mr. Scrooge until i get my salary. With some Money on my pocket i will visit a girl friend in a bigger town near mine. There i hope i will find a hard copy of your book. Then we will see how i will ship it across the ocean to you. Gonna ask my sister who lives in the capital of our state. She likes books and perhaps she will help.
        Dec 3, 2015
      3. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Carl..Do you have a PayPal account?..If you do i could send you the money before you purchase the book (assuming of course that the book is available) :)
        Dec 3, 2015
      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Beforehand the difficulty i see in this issue relates to finding a hard copy in English. Perhaps there may be a hard copy in Portuguese, less probably, in Spanish (we speak no Spanish) and English is almost unthinkable cause we definetely do not speak English. i havent started to search but i think it is na utopia finding a copy in English. But why cannot you purchase on Amazon..
        Dec 3, 2015
    7. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      TGIF, TGIF, TGIF....!!!!! Once i did not drink too much, i was drunk by the spirits. Lord help me, get control...
      1. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        i dreamt i was pissing in bed, i woke up to feel the bed cozy warm and damp under my body.
        Nov 27, 2015
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      2. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Thankfully a lady wasnt in bed with you, that could have felt the bed also warm and damp ;)
        Nov 27, 2015
      3. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        No, i had just lied in bed after a long day of beer and energy drinks. Each family had a room. If my ex was lying on the back part of the bed or if my daughters were lying next to me....they would have been damped. hihi. i woke up damp and turned on the lights...They asked...father what happened...i replied well, i think my dream came true.
        Nov 27, 2015
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      Carl Miller
      WHAAAT??? You DONT believe me? Then I will apply the philosophy of the Cow.
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      2. TnWatchdog
        TnWatchdog
        What, may I ask, is the philosophy of the cow? Moo
        Nov 25, 2015
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      3. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Thats simple Dawg...when cows are resting on the grass they all point towards North, and when its starting to rain they all point towards South...I studied cows behaviour for 2 years, and i could even tell which "cow pat" belonged to each of the cows..Iam awaiting my award from The Cow Pat Federation Of The UK, its a 24 carat gold plated udder..:)
        Nov 25, 2015
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      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Cows including bulls calves and the like.They are one of the loveliest in all animals. See how they graze silently laizily. Watch them as they walk and produce manure so easily. Try out a new procedure when someone ever aggravates you. Just walk and produce fertilizer while doing so. This way you will be effecting (putting into practice) the famous philosophy of the cow.
        Nov 25, 2015
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    9. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      What is your take about sex on tv?
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      2. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        a tip...fissible in past times when tv screens were framed into big wooden boxes with a large top surface where lovers could lay comfortably.
        Nov 23, 2015
      3. PaulaJedi
        PaulaJedi
        If it fits with the story and is tasteful, it's fine. If the whole show or movie has to be about it, then I wouldn't be interested in watching. And funny -- yes, people could techincally fit on top of the tv in the past. LOL!
        Nov 23, 2015
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      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        TVs today are too narrow to serve the purpose of a bed.
        Yesterday people would enjoy sex on TVs. Although I 've always thought it to be uncomfortable.
        Nov 23, 2015
    10. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      I am a hoaxer, but shhhh...do not spread it. Ah, one more thing, as Hollywood has painted we live in jungles on bananas.
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      2. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        My house is like a jungle, full of plants and flowers...and i happen to like bananas as they are a natural source of Potassium ;)
        Nov 22, 2015
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    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    the midst of nowhere to somewhere
    Occupation:
    lazy man
    Since no one will ever read this, well...let s say i am a hoaxer. i make up stories to deceive myself. As i live in South America i live on bananas in the jungle. i only have access to computers when i go to the nearest village. i am illiterate and i like to be snobbed by internet trolls. i hope no one believes in me, better this way,