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Carl Miller

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Jan 8, 1959 (Age: 58)
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the midst of nowhere to somewhere
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lazy man

Carl Miller

Senior Member, Male, 58, from the midst of nowhere to somewhere

You may find here not so populated. We enjoy tranquility. Aug 19, 2017 at 7:36 AM

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Aug 20, 2017 at 10:32 AM
    1. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      I am a hoaxer, but shhhh...do not spread it. Ah, one more thing, as Hollywood has painted we live in jungles on bananas.
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      2. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        My house is like a jungle, full of plants and flowers...and i happen to like bananas as they are a natural source of Potassium ;)
        Nov 22, 2015
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    2. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      A herd of cattle trotted down an unpaved road. The leader, a Young cow. looked back and how many cows did she count-QUESTION
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      3. Einstein
        Nov 17, 2015
      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        yes, let s see if someone else comes out of the blue with a new answer.
        Nov 17, 2015
      5. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Music to try out a new answer=
        'Ticking away the hours that make us a dull day....we are Young and life is long and there s time to kill today.... hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...'

        TN watchdog hit the bull s eye: Cows in general including bulls and calves etc. do not know how to count.
        Nov 17, 2015
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    3. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      What did the alien gal say to a human guy?
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      3. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Well er...er...let s say it is misplaced. Actually it is embedded in its stomach.
        Nov 16, 2015
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      4. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        So it was YOU that was abducted by beautiful alien women..How else would you know about their genital area?!?! lol ;)
        Nov 16, 2015
      5. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Shhhhhh!!! Nobody knew it but all Milan Soccer Team fans!!! Shhhh...
        Nov 16, 2015
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    4. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      By Jove!!! i am more and more convinced that i am a normal person. So many freaky friends around..
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      3. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        No no Jove relates to Jupiter. From latin not jewish origin. By the way the words Juvenile,jovem (portuguese word for young-adj. ) The virile force. By Jupiter!!!
        Nov 16, 2015
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      4. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Obviously the Italians got it from the Jews lol ;)
        Nov 16, 2015
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      5. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        No, i am afraid italians got jewels from the jews and this episode in history is deeply branded in the akasha records. It happened during World War 2- Hitler sends jewish jewels to support the italian front.
        Nov 16, 2015
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    5. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      Robin exclaimed:"Wow, Bat friend, what a weird dimension to be navigating on Paranormalis Time Travel Forum Website!!!"
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      2. TnWatchdog
        TnWatchdog
        ..."and who is that TimeFlipper guy?"
        Nov 9, 2015
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      3. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Guys=Batman and Robin.
        Nov 9, 2015
      4. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Carl...To the batmobile :)
        Nov 9, 2015
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    6. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      As he stepped into the elevator a goofy time traveller realizes he had set foot on a wrong location...
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      2. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        "Where to" The elevator man asked....
        "Anywhere since i missed the right dimension"- The Time Traveller answered angrily.
        Nov 8, 2015
      3. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Carl, we havent had an elevator man in the UK since the 1950s lol :)
        Nov 8, 2015
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      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Elevator attendant in Washington DC. Lift attendant in London.
        A couple stepped into the elevator. A bald fat little man, too. Someone farted. The husband complained= "How dare you farted before my wife!!" The man replied= "Sorry, i did not know it was her turn".
        Nov 8, 2015
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    7. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      i am going through the "com dor" or condor age. Com dor in portuguese (condor-a type of eagle from Andes) means "with ache" old phase.
      1. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        I AM COM DOR HERE, COM DOR THERE. WITH ACHES HERE ACHING THERE. THE CONDOR, OR COM DOR OLD PHASE.
        Nov 4, 2015
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      2. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        What does not ache in you= question
        Answer- My hair.
        Reply- you kidding me. you are bald, you have no hair.
        Nov 4, 2015
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      3. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        So Carl..what you are saying at this moment of time is that you are a bald eagle with an ache..would some anti-inflammatory cream help you with the ache?
        By the way i love your, non sequiturs, please keep them coming :)
        Nov 4, 2015
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    8. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      mysteries in our language= say "POST SHAMELESSLY, never say "POST, SHAMELESS!"
      1. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        The first advice means "post comfortably, be at home" The second advice is derogatory assertion and you can be punched.
        Nov 4, 2015
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    9. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      Please use my new thread on Walt Willis to comment on whatever you wish on ets and ufos
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      3. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Ah yes, i invited participants to write on the cotton thread i dressed him on. Participants will be supposed to write using his back as table. Lol
        Nov 3, 2015
      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Ok, TnWatchdog, yes , you know, that s what friends are for. I take these scoffers as naughty kids suffering from illnesses such as deception, betrayal of friends, giving the world its saddest sound as in the song El Condor Pasa.
        Nov 3, 2015
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      5. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        painless thoughts=' i put on a new thread on myself'. i open a new post on my experiences or i put on a new garment or cothing on myself.
        Nov 4, 2015
    10. Carl Miller
      Carl Miller
      Why aren't there interstate highways in Hawaii-question
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      3. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        It reminds me of Jerry Lewis 'Hook, Line & Sinker, 1969 film. It is hillarious to see how Jerry Lewis danced the Boo Ga Loo dancing and passed under the rope.
        Nov 2, 2015
      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Classicalfan626, thank you for showing up after such a long time. Be Always in tune, my friend.
        Nov 2, 2015
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        Nov 3, 2015
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jan 8, 1959 (Age: 58)
    Location:
    the midst of nowhere to somewhere
    Occupation:
    lazy man
    Since no one will ever read this, well...let s say i am a hoaxer. i make up stories to deceive myself. As i live in South America i live on bananas in the jungle. i only have access to computers when i go to the nearest village. i am illiterate and i like to be snobbed by internet trolls. i hope no one believes in me, better this way, i am afraid i can be famous and end up dead like so many others. Do not mind me, go ahead and have fun.
    I have nothing more to say cause the media had already taught all of you what Latin people are. Hollywood has painted us as inferior kind of people. So i clap hands to all of you.