LOL indeed! Yes, I get it. ;)
@TimeFlipper - Guess what? What happened?
Another tree joke (can't help myself): What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Stop picking on me!
Why didn't the ice hockey player want to pay for dinner? He was a cheapskate! (Get it, ice hockey=skating?)
Why should a window never laugh? It might crack up!
It looks like I didn't do this one before, though it looks familiar. I always try to make sure I double-check these things before I post them.
What does a tree do when it's ready to go home? It leaves!
It had to be moved because it was unrelated to politics, which this thread is part of.
@not_a_DJ - Mario's Time Machine for the NES? Nice find! That was actually an OK game, though I consider it bland compared to other NES games in...
My dad and I are saddened to hear this news! :(
Why did the kettle get so hot? It needed to blow off steam!
@mullac998 - Are you sure you weren't having a dream in an alternate universe or reality?
I'm pretty sure most highly advanced aliens would know...
Why was the rock climber nervous? He was at a cliffhanger!
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