I have one word to describe all that "evidence" supporting global warming you say exists: fake! There is also plenty of evidence to suggest that...
@Genius - Great!
Why didn't the cashier laugh at Emily's joke? It didn't make cents! (sense)
@Genius - Global warming is a hoax; the man-made part of it is, at least.
What is a grasshopper's favorite sport? Cricket!
What noise woke Sally up yesterday morning? The crack of dawn!
I agree as well. The future is not fixed, and neither is the past or present for that matter.
Where do snowmen dance? At the snow ball!
Actually, I believe you can.
That being said, I agree with everything else TimeFlipper said. It's not a good idea to desire to change what's...
What did Sarah tell the owner of the missing dalmatian? He was spotted!
How does thread get to school? The spool bus!
@PaulaJedi - I agree, and as the saying goes, crisis is the rallying cry of the tyrant.
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