You are neither.
"Izz you sho?"
I think the truth is Mr. Paul here went into the future, then went online and deleted the post himself - out of...
Okay, Num. It's your call here.
Sometimes, people don't expect forum posters to have any brains.
When they are shown to be wrong, it's time to recalibrate the Hamble circuit...
Did you make the brats?
Tonight I cut up and fried two chickens and photographed the steps. When I have time, I have in mind to create another...
Mechanically created ghosts is a technology Man has always had.
Here's a selection of modern ghost-creating machinery:
Plenty of heat, but no burgers.
Just as well for you, believe me.
After a bout of writing five or ten limericks, I find myself thinking in the same pattern.
Sometimes I even...
Popular? No. I invented it.
As a fan of the limerick, especially the naughty ones, I felt it my duty to try and re-invigorate the genre.
I started working on a limericized Poe (the Raven,) but I left off of it about halfway through. That one was harder than I'd imagined. I'll pick...
No. I don't take some guy on the internet making a video as evidence.
One of many reasons that there's nothing to believe in such a youtube...
A short one by Service, for those who don't know him:
I haled me a woman from the street,
Shameless, but, oh, so fair!
I bade her sit in...
Mouth watering. Where's those recipes I mentioned? Be creative, or you look like you don't know what you're doing in the post-writing business.
You got that right.
Also, you can't tell me that my spoon bending crack wasn't funny.
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