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  1. Homer Simpson

    I'm going to be gone for a while. My family and I are going to Mexico for our yearly vacation.

    I'm going to be gone for a while. My family and I are going to Mexico for our yearly vacation.
  2. Homer Simpson

    Favorite Songs

    I usually like to listen to this song when Marge forces me to take a walk.
  3. Homer Simpson

    Hello, everyone!

    Sitting on the couch, drinking beer, eating pork chops and watching TV.
  4. Homer Simpson

    Hello, everyone!

    Maybe...but you could be wrong!
  5. Homer Simpson

    Hello, everyone!

    I like many bands, such as: Grand Funk, the rolling stones, Bee Gees, queen and Elvis Presley.
  6. Homer Simpson

    Hello, everyone!

    Hey...I'll check that game (if it is a game) later. Right now I'm going eat some food then take a nap! All this talkin' and thinkin' is making me hungry, thirsty and tired.
  7. Homer Simpson

    Requests, anyone?

    I want you to turn me into a superhero similar to Superman, except that I can turn whatever I want into gold similar to that fairytale story (whatever it's called). And I want wonder woman to be my sidekick!
  8. Homer Simpson

    Hello, everyone!

    I'm new to this crazy website doing some research to see if I actually saw ghosts and aliens the other night, or if I was just drunk. I'm also here to try to find information on how to travel back in time so I can see some of my favorite bands! Unlike those losers of today!! P.S. Don't bother...
  9. Homer Simpson

    Doh!

    Doh!

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