Senior Member, Male, from Derby England UK
There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Nah thats wrong, Noah never took any musical instruments with him ;)
Chuck Norris is terrible!
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
What was the name of the Spanish guy who had a rubber toe??..Roberto ;)
What do you call a time-travelling cow??..Doctor Moo ;) This joke is for PaulaJedi :) lol
I just found out that iam colour blind...The diagnosis came completely out of the purple ;)
I could not remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me ;)
When I came to me the bloody boomerang was by my side...
Carl my friend, choose a boomerang that is made in the UK next time, and not one that is made in Australia ;)
The worse time to have a heart attack is when your playing a game of charades ;)
That's a good one...but so true.
What did the dentist say to the Sabre Tooth Tiger??..You have out-standing teeth ;)
I wear 2 pair of pants when i play golf...Why?...because i might get a hole-in-one ;)
Iam always right 98% of the time...I dont care about the other 3% ;)
Hello, Classical, Hi, TimeFlipper. Well, i am gonna try to give my take on the joke. And i would like to have TimeFlipper's opinion on it. Since 'he', whoever he may be, wished to emphasize that he is so much certain he is always right, he does not really care to the mathematical certainty of his statement. What do you think, TimeFlipper?
Yes Carl..You are more are less right lol ;)
Yeah, I think I get it now.
When i found out that my toaster was not waterproof..i was shocked ;)
Once i came across a pretty girl at a party. She was blond and the owner of the prettiest blue eyes i had never seen before. My friends noticed while i got hypnotized before her and could not take my eyes off her. Then she extended out her hand to handshake me goodbye and as i pressed her hand i got electrified!! Soon i realized she had trapped me out with that stupid "electric handshake".
I remember as a young kid I stuck a knife in the toaster to get a stuck piece of toast out. I will never forget...it was like someone grabbed me from behind and raised me in the air, shaking me.
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