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What happened to the plant in the maths class?..It grew a square root ;)
Kangaroo meat is sometimes served in the outback. Boing appetite ;)
Well.... I guess I'd better 'hop' to it and see if anything else will 'spring' to mind then..... ;)
You forgot to put in the word, "skip"..And then we will have a, Hop Skip and a jump ;)
Well... I dug for that particular word but....
...the 'pouch' was apparently empty. ;)
After 2 cannibals ate a priest, they got a taste for religion ;)
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it :P
When the two antennas got married the reception was amazing
Yes, antennas certainly have a great "pulling power" ;)
Why are Sardines the most stupid fish in the sea??..They climb inside a tin, close the lid, but leave the key on the outside of the tin ;)
The Miss Universe Competition is fixed!!..All the winners come from Earth!! ;)
Yeah, quite odd!
My girlfriend is so negative..I brought the Car Seat, the Stroller AND the Diaper Bags..All she can complain about is how i forgot the baby
Theres an episode on a US car show showing a competition for the worst looking car, Could we show the worst looking "circuit" built for fun?
How did the Vikings send secret messages to each other?...They used the Norse Code ;)
What do trees wear when they go to a swimming pool?...Swimming trunks
And the "Joaks" keep going on and on ;)
Yew are soo right TimeFlipper I think the Crab Apples located in the Maple fields would agree lol
Yes Flipper, 'Orange' you glad yew started this thing?
Not totally 'stump'ed yet so,
Let's 'ring' in with a few more to 'spruce' up the place.
'Acorn'ey joke every day keeps the 'Locust' away!
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