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Why were the teachers eyes crossed?..because she could not control her pupils ;)
Teachers who cannot control their pupils should be convinced to reconsider changing their walk of life.
But a school which has a Strong pedagogic background may help a lot regarding discipline. I know cause i work at schools.
Classical..Some people have cross eyes and unable to keep the pupils in their eyes steady....Also a teacher teaches their "pupils" in the classroom...so its word play on the word pupils...Pupils in our eyes, and pupils in a classroom ;)
@TimeFlipper - OK, I definitely get it now! :)
The Boy Magnet said to the Girl Magnet, iam very attracted to you...The Girl Magnet replied, i find you repelling, we are poles apart ;)
How do trees get onto the Internet??..They log in ;)
I'm pretty sure that's new to Paranormalis, although I eat an ice pop most nights after dinner, 6 days a week on average, and I found a joke just like that on one of my ice pop sticks. But at least it's new to Paranormalis. Great job, TF! :)
I was not originally going to get a brain transplant, but then i changed my mind ;)
I once answered my stereo remote as it was sitting next to the ringing phone.
It kinda changed my tune.
I would love to tell you a Chemistry joke, but i really dont think that i would get a reaction ;)
Yesterday i went to a record and DVD shop, i asked the guy what have you got by the Doors?..He said, a bucket of sand and a fire blanket ;)
Well...that certainly gives 'Light My Fire' a whole new meaning!
Big Doors fan here...btw! :)
Congratulations on having more likes than you have posts!! :)
Thanks Classical :)
A recent study has found that women with a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it ;)
Is that supposed to be another one of your jokes, TF?
Of course it is Classical LOL..I will explain it for you....When wives start putting on weight their husbands mention it to them and they get angry about that...You see wives dont like being told that they are getting fatter by their husbands, so the joke says that the wives kill their husbands out of anger and obviously the wives live longer than their husbands, because the husbands are dead lol ;)
OK, I get it now. :)
Good Health And Good Fortune To President Donald Trump, The 45th President Of The United States :)
Yes, amen to that! :)
How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches just to start a camp fire ;)
Yeah, it's funny. That's a great mystery!
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