Senior Member, Male, from Derby England UK
Congratulations on being the first Paranormalis member ever to reach 5,000 (and more) likes!!!! :)
Big timetraveling congratulations! :)
Thank you :)
My girlfriend and me often laugh about how competitive we are with each other...But i laugh more ;)
When my girlfriend and me strike up a conversation involving her mother; our difference of opinion relating the old b itch make us laugh like crazy. Now i realized that between laughing and fighting we decide for the first one.
I'm waiting for the official congratulations from Classical to you on your like count...but congrats on your accomplishment, 6000 is next!
4999 likes TF. Can you get one more!?
I saw a poster with a lady asking if anyone had seen her cat?..i foned her number and said i had not seen her cat, i do like to help out ;)
Classical...When someone asks if anyone has seen their missing cat, a photograph is always shown of the cat...If anyone HAS seen the missing cat they will fone the person to tell them where they they saw the cat, and hopefully it will be found by the owner, safe and alive....BUT, if someone fones up to say they "havent" seen the cat, they must be very stupid for getting the message mixed up LOL :)
Classical...It was supposed to be a joke lol ;)
@TimeFlipper - OK, I get it. ;)
If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible? ;)
i had a brown eyed girl in Miami who seemed to be cheating on me. As i could not handle my suspiciousness i decided to open the subject to her. And she explained= 'If you had liked me, like i liked you, i wouldn't have liked the boy as i once used to like you...'
An interesting and funny statement!
My father was a man of few words, he used to say to me, John.....................................................;)
Your father was simply extraordinaire. Just think about it. Although yet not belonging to the cel phone era he was a pioneer into the laconic typing new trends. You know, today's prevailing tendency in communication is not speaking but remaining reticent. Dozens of colleagues at the cafeteria, all of them typing and messaging. At the end a cold 'goodbye' to settle the matter.
Carl, your post gave me thoughts about my mum.
And TF, I bet he was an extraordinary man for the reasons Carl posted. :)
I just posted a song in the favorite song thread.
Guys, i only used my father as the "crux" of the matter, for the purpose of my joke lol :)
Congratulations on making it to 5,000 posts! :)
Wow...half way to 10,000!
Thanks guys :)
"Veddy impressive... indeed!!"
Congratulations TF! :)
I saw lots of cows falling over and scraping their knees, so i asked the farmer what are they doing?...he said they are grazing ;)
What they are doing is fooling around, they are crazing around. Wallabies stoned on opium and are being accountable for those bizarre patterns in farmlands known as crop circles.
What did the boy cat say to the female cat on Valentines Day??...Youre Purrfect for me ;)
"nothing says (I love you) more than hocking up a hairball." ^•_•^
If time is money, are ATM`s actually Time-Machines? ;)
Very good point! And very funny too!
im pleased you like it lol
My Time Machine is low on fuel...I can't get anywhere.
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