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TimeFlipper

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What did one Flea say to the other Flea?..Shall we walk or take a dog?? ;) May 19, 2017 at 5:57 AM

    1. TimeFlipper
      TimeFlipper
      How do prisoners in jails communicate with each other?..They use cell phones ;)
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      2. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        Based on the literal bars used to build a prison.
        A figure of speech called Metonymy.
        What is metonymy?
        Metonymy is a figure of speech in which a thing or concept is not called by its own name, but by the name of something intimately associated with that thing or concept.
        PUNS were also used= PUN involves a word play which suggests two or more meanings
        Dec 23, 2016
      3. TnWatchdog
        TnWatchdog
        Thanks Carl, now I have those 'abundant big boobs' stuck in my mind. The police maybe just said the phone rang as they were checking them out as she signed in. lol
        Dec 24, 2016
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      4. Carl Miller
        Carl Miller
        That was great, TnWatchdog!!! Good to know i have the ability to stick 'abundant big boobs' in someone's head. And mind that dogs are said to prefer bones. IDK.
        Dec 24, 2016
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    2. TimeFlipper
      TimeFlipper
      Dracula was very angry with both of his lady vampires..they tried to double cross him ;)
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      2. Classicalfan626
        Classicalfan626
        Dec 20, 2016
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      3. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Nicely put Carl (:
        Dec 21, 2016
      4. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        I wont be posting anymore Dracula jokes after this next one...What is Draculas favorite drink??..a bloody Mary... which is tomato juice mixed with vodka and various sauces...;)
        Dec 21, 2016
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    3. KeyHolder777
      KeyHolder777
      2 1/2 year's old for a Japanese fighting fish.
      1. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Get another one Baz
        Dec 15, 2016
    4. KeyHolder777
      KeyHolder777
      I wouldn't count that high john, my fish just died and gave it a proper funeral.
      1. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Do you mean flipper? :(
        Dec 15, 2016
    5. TimeFlipper
      TimeFlipper
      Two men were caught by the cops stealing a Calendar, they each got 6 months ;)
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    6. KeyHolder777
      KeyHolder777
      Then I got a pacemaker after an 18 ton truck almost killed me on the spot.
      1. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Yes Baz iam aware that you are fitted with a pacemaker...I sometimes wish that i could have one of them fitted to me as i have been suffering from Arterial Fibrillation for 21 years, which simply means that i have an erratic heart rhythm which at any time could kill me...I do have medication which helps me, but sometimes i can have dizzy spells and extreme tiredness, but i have learned to live with it...
        Dec 14, 2016
      2. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        I will still be here on Paranormalis when im 100 years old mate lol :)
        Dec 14, 2016
    7. KeyHolder777
      KeyHolder777
      Tf If you see impacts of hits in the nfl you would see why they are wearing the helmets. Yes it is a growing concern on concussions, i am a victim of two grade 3 concussions as i played football and basketball growing up. Damn i was good at everything. It was just my nature.
      1. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Take a look at our Rugby players Baz, and make up your own mind ;)
        Dec 14, 2016
    8. KeyHolder777
      KeyHolder777
      Hey TF, you know the american football game NFL? I can teach you in a heart beat.
      1. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        Sorry Baz i dont like American football..It reminds me of the English game of rugby..but the guys who play that game dont wear any armour except for a "box"..Your American guys are wimps next to our rugby guys lol :)
        Dec 13, 2016
    9. KeyHolder777
      KeyHolder777
      Fry yourself good one flip. Started laughing but that other part is true
      1. TimeFlipper
        TimeFlipper
        I believe you Baz ;)
        Dec 12, 2016
    10. TimeFlipper
      TimeFlipper
      Yesterday a man was caught stealing money sat on the shoulders of two Vampires, he was charged on both counts ;)
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