Thread: What do you believe, and why?

Originally Posted by jurgen36

I do honestly believe that Murphy was one of the biggest optimists which ever lived. The reality is much worse as he ever imagined.
Regards

I have this feeling your a pessimist, Jurgen.


I'm in the middle... I can be really negative, or really positive. I'm also on medication thats used to treat someone who's bipolar.


Murphys Law,

When you drop a piece of toast it always lands buttered/jammed side down.

I think its cus of the weight of the butter/jam/peanut butter. And this always happens to me.

Dude!

That's just sweet.

Everytime I drop it lands that way If it landed dry side down I'd be like 'whatever' and eat it anyways cus I'm cool like that.

Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Regards

"When the going gets tough the tough get going", I suspect one hundred and eighty degrees anyway from Harte's stinky feet.
I was wondering, seeing how you have evidence for this ?H?, do you have evidence for any other ?funny smells? that surround you ??? Never mind rhetorical ..
Other things to ponder...
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. In fact, just leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side,and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

this is completely true. In fact, isn't this showing that the only way to get experience is to work hard and do stuff by yourself ?

You're welcome to post more Harte!!

"I want to believe"... What makes you believe in something ?