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  • The name 'Snowden' was scrutinized by agents. Someone had mentioned= 'So, we meet after the snow, then'. We are getting paranoid!
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    Wind7
    Wind7
    Hadn't thought of that when I mentioned being "snowed in" the other day...lol! Time to dye my hair purple and move to California. ;)
    Carl Miller
    Carl Miller
    i was inspired by you mentioning =snow=
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    Instead of 'What time is it, please?', a Foreigner asked the passer by= 'Do you have the time?' The Time traveler replied= YES TIME IS MINE
    Wind7
    Wind7
    Laughing the foreigner asked, "no no no..what is your watch telling you?!"
    The time traveller puts his watch to his ear and with a shocked on his face he replied,
    "it's telling me that I need a new watch, this old one has a case of ticks!"
    The foreigner looks him in the eye and says,
    " you're bleedin' warped, mate!"

    The time traveller replies, " well, ' let's do the Time Warp again'..."
    (Rocky Horror Picture show)
    TimeFlipper
    Carl Miller
    Carl Miller
    The Foreigner tried to clarify adding = 'I am glad I am talking to a philosopher. I acknowledge the fact that consciousness is timeless'
    The time traveller comments= 'Oh, the smoke from the Time Warp. My eyes are smarting'
    The Foreigner makes his stand= 'Let's smoke some more then, and stop talking' ...
    After finding a fly in my soup I reported to the waiter. He silently took away the plate to come back 5 min later with a plate full of flies
    Wind7
    Wind7
    I've seen the adverts for that particular restaurant, they've been causing quite a buzz. :D
    Carl Miller
    Carl Miller
    Another version=
    How dare you bring a soup contaminated by one swimming fly?-
    I beg your pardon, Sir. Replied the Waiter humbly. Gonna tell the Cook.
    3 min later there came the goofie Waiter with a plate filled with dead flies.
    'Now i think that will do, Sir. i killed them all to suit your taste. The Cook sends his best wishes filling your plate with all of them to the brim'
    TimeFlipper
    TimeFlipper
    Carl keep on trying with the fly in the soup and maybe the fly will eventually drink all of the soup helped by his fly friends ;)
    Karma Law- action and reaction -cause and effect. Those accusing our late president Dilma were found to have also cheated. No one is a saint
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    TnWatchdog
    TnWatchdog
    I don't think it matters what country you are from...politicians are bunch of liars and cheaters. This is caused from working with other people's money, not their own.
    One sided negative nihilist debunking websites definitely do not rock. Think outside the box. Come to Paranormalis that rocks! Wow!
    Brazilians (we, from the jungle) like to make fun of Portuguese. "Do you know who invented the windshield apparatus?"
    Carl Miller
    Carl Miller
    I asked my friend jokingly. He did not reply i went on: "A Portuguese"
    "Simply amazing" he answered.
    "The Japanese only developed the device" "They placed it outside the vehicle!" I explained.
    To the critics= Wait, soon i will be posting another monkey like thing.
    Carl Miller
    Carl Miller
    Ahaha...money we make not. But having fun laughing at our own foolishness, we do..
    Miscellaneous
    Miscellaneous
    Why do you have critics, Carl? Are there members on Paranormalis annoying you?
    Carl Miller
    Carl Miller
    Critics from other websites who quote things i write here and elsewhere poke fun ridicule and 'debunk'. Since i post as a passtime i still do not know what or who they want to debunk.
    When is the next chat event to be?
    Miscellaneous
    Miscellaneous
    Weekly chat events would start again next month if I remember correctly
    Carl Miller
    Carl Miller
    So nice. Anyway i hate this current month of august. I am inclined to believe in that story thst august is the month of the crazy dog.
    In a town of old people a reporter interviewed the oldest='how long ago did your dad die?' 'Dad? died no, he inside giving soup t'grandady'
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    The reporter got amazed at his reply.
    "Dad died no. Dad is in the kitchen giving soup to granddaddy.
    Carl Miller
    Carl Miller
    The old man who looked as old as The Vatican Library still had a living father. And most amazing in all: he had a grand father still living.
    Carl Miller
    Carl Miller
    "Dad is in the kitchen giving soup to grand daddy".
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