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<blockquote data-quote="gl100" data-source="post: 26663" data-attributes="member: 296"><p><strong>Re: Ask away...</strong></p><p></p><p><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(\"StarLord\")</div></p><p></p><p>Hope this clears it up a little Starlord <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite45" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p><p></p><p> With apologies and all copyright respect to John Prine.......</p><p></p><p>Jesus the Missing Years</p><p></p><p>It was raining it was cold </p><p>West Bethlehem was no place for a twelve year old </p><p>So he packed his bags and he headed out </p><p>To find out what the world's about </p><p>He went to France he went to Spain </p><p>He found love he found pain </p><p>He found stores so he started to shop </p><p>But he had no money so he got in trouble with a cop </p><p></p><p>Kids in trouble wiht the cops from Israel didn't have no home </p><p>So he cut his hair and moved to Rome </p><p>It was there he met his Irish bride </p><p>And they rented a flat on the lower east side </p><p>Of Rome </p><p>Italy that is </p><p>Music publishers, book binders, bible belters, </p><p>Swimming pools, orgies and lots of pretty Italian chicks </p><p></p><p>Charley bought some popcorn </p><p>Billy bought a car </p><p>Someone almost bought the farm </p><p>But they didn't go that far </p><p>Things shut down at midnight </p><p>At least around here they do </p><p>Cause we all reside down the block inside </p><p>At 23 skidoo </p><p></p><p>Wine was flowing so were beers </p><p>So Jesus found his missing years </p><p>He went to a dance and said "This don't move me" </p><p>So he hiked up his pants and he went to a movie </p><p>On his thirteenth birthday he saw "Rebel Without a Cause" </p><p>He went straight on home and invented Santa Claus </p><p>Who gave him a gift </p><p>And he responded in kind </p><p>He gave the gift of love and went out of his mind </p><p></p><p>You see him and the wife wasn't getting along </p><p>So he took out his guitar and he wrote a song </p><p>Called "The Dove of Love Fell off the Perch" </p><p>But he couldn't get divorced in the Catholic Church </p><p>At least not back then anyhow </p><p>Jesus was a good guy he didn't need this **** </p><p>So he took a pill with a Coca-Cola and he swallowed it </p><p>He discovered the Beatles </p><p>He recorded with the Stones </p><p>Once he even opened up a three way package </p><p>For old George Jones </p><p></p><p>The years passed by like sweet little days </p><p>With babies crying pork chops and Beaujolais </p><p>When he woke up he was seventeen </p><p>The world was angry the world was mean </p><p>Why the man down the street and the kid on the stoop </p><p>All agreed that life stank all the world smelled like poop </p><p>Baby poop that is the worst kind </p><p></p><p>So he grew his hair long and threw away his comb </p><p>And headed back to Jerusalem to find mom, dad and home </p><p>But when he got there the cupboard was bare </p><p>Except for an old black man with a fishing rod </p><p>He said, "Whatcha gonna be when you grow up?" </p><p>Jesus said "God" </p><p>Oh my God what have I gotten myself into? </p><p>I'm a human corkscrew and all my wine is blood </p><p>They're gonna kill me Mama they don't like me Bud </p><p></p><p>So Jesus went to heaven and he went there awful quick </p><p>All them people killed him and He wasn't even sick </p><p>So come and gather around me my contemporary peers </p><p>And I'll tell you all the story </p><p>Of Jesus ... the missing years</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gl100, post: 26663, member: 296"] [b]Re: Ask away...[/b] <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(\"StarLord\")</div> Hope this clears it up a little Starlord :D With apologies and all copyright respect to John Prine....... Jesus the Missing Years It was raining it was cold West Bethlehem was no place for a twelve year old So he packed his bags and he headed out To find out what the world's about He went to France he went to Spain He found love he found pain He found stores so he started to shop But he had no money so he got in trouble with a cop Kids in trouble wiht the cops from Israel didn't have no home So he cut his hair and moved to Rome It was there he met his Irish bride And they rented a flat on the lower east side Of Rome Italy that is Music publishers, book binders, bible belters, Swimming pools, orgies and lots of pretty Italian chicks Charley bought some popcorn Billy bought a car Someone almost bought the farm But they didn't go that far Things shut down at midnight At least around here they do Cause we all reside down the block inside At 23 skidoo Wine was flowing so were beers So Jesus found his missing years He went to a dance and said "This don't move me" So he hiked up his pants and he went to a movie On his thirteenth birthday he saw "Rebel Without a Cause" He went straight on home and invented Santa Claus Who gave him a gift And he responded in kind He gave the gift of love and went out of his mind You see him and the wife wasn't getting along So he took out his guitar and he wrote a song Called "The Dove of Love Fell off the Perch" But he couldn't get divorced in the Catholic Church At least not back then anyhow Jesus was a good guy he didn't need this **** So he took a pill with a Coca-Cola and he swallowed it He discovered the Beatles He recorded with the Stones Once he even opened up a three way package For old George Jones The years passed by like sweet little days With babies crying pork chops and Beaujolais When he woke up he was seventeen The world was angry the world was mean Why the man down the street and the kid on the stoop All agreed that life stank all the world smelled like poop Baby poop that is the worst kind So he grew his hair long and threw away his comb And headed back to Jerusalem to find mom, dad and home But when he got there the cupboard was bare Except for an old black man with a fishing rod He said, "Whatcha gonna be when you grow up?" Jesus said "God" Oh my God what have I gotten myself into? I'm a human corkscrew and all my wine is blood They're gonna kill me Mama they don't like me Bud So Jesus went to heaven and he went there awful quick All them people killed him and He wasn't even sick So come and gather around me my contemporary peers And I'll tell you all the story Of Jesus ... the missing years [/QUOTE]
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