Confirmed Hoax Chronos Diminutive

[Lord Henry]

Here is a initial photograph of the the Chronos Diminutive. I'm sorry to say the location of he shot was a toilet cubicle in the homeless shelters gents.

 

[dh1]

wow!...so small.
amazing!

do you sit with that between your legs for the trip?

 

[Lord Henry]

wow!...so small.
amazing!

Runs off a high capacity home-made battery.

 

[dh1]

whoa
that's highly impressive
*my head is swimming with questions*

guess you don't touch it because it gets hot.

 

[Lord Henry]

do you sit with that between your legs for the trip?

Not if you plan to have a family, as past apparatus have gone up in a ball of flames.

 

[Lord Henry]

guess you don't touch it because it gets hot.

Although you can't see it in that particular photo, there's a small metal plate on the lid that you place your index finger that connects one to the apparatus. Indeed the apparatus does run hot. But I fitted a small venting port and coated the apparatus in a paint that used on automobile exhausts to make it more resistant to catching alight.

 

[dh1]

do you sit with that between your legs for the trip?

Not if you plan to have a family, as past apparatus have gone up in a ball of flames.

*laughs*

 

[dh1]

Does the box on the side of it have any other function than a vent? Maybe a fan.
What's the white wire and lightbulb appearing item on the bottom?

 

[TimeFlipper]

@Lord Henry OMG, you actually got the idea of the toilet from me!!, when i told you in the Time Travellers thread that one of our previous members "Jaden" showed us a picture of a toilet claiming that was a time travel device!!!
Thats three ideas ive given you now, the first being the Crystal Set, the second was DADARS and now the toilet!! ..
The "dummy" laying on the floor next to the CD with wire attached to it is brilliant!!


If you are ever in Derby Lord i will buy you lunch, just send me a private message for the times, and we can have a big laugh lol
Ive really enjoyed your "spoof" postings, but the toilet in the background, plus the babies dummy on the floor is by far the very best!! ...Well Done mate!!

 

[Lord Henry]

Does the box on the side of it have any other function than a vent? Maybe a fan.
What's the white wire and lightbulb appearing item on the bottom?

Like the HDR, the apparatus has a head connector. In my device it's an ear plug which I appreciate is difficult to see due to the quality of a photo and it's sitting on a white toilet. There is a small fan that helps to dissipate the heat.