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Drunk time traveler from 2048 warns aliens will invade in 2018

Discussion in 'Time Travel Discussion' started by Khaos, Oct 6, 2017.

  1. Khaos

    Khaos where the wild things are

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    Man arrested for public drunkenness claims he is time traveller coming back to warn of alien invasion

    Thoughts?
     
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  3. Mayhem

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    What was his Blood alcohol reading?
     


  4. ZeoEmeraude

    ZeoEmeraude Senior Member

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    Every time I get drunk time slows down for me too. Also when I drink too much caffeine..I become like Neo in the Matrix...Yea I can dodge bullets and shit. I think his Blood Alcohol was.132. He was wasted. And he claimed the aliens got him drunk. Too funny. Almost like the woman being arrested and when the cop asks for her I.D it shows her name as Crystal Methany....LMAO
     
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  5. not_a_DJ

    not_a_DJ Junior Member

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    just beacuse I saw a video where a child went to heaven, and then he died this warning can be true. Also President Putin
    said the same, but the kid in the video talked about demon aliens. If not this is a very creative and funny way to get alcohol free :D
     
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    not_a_DJ Junior Member

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    the alcohol level found on his blood was 0.136
     
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  7. Snake Plissken

    Snake Plissken I believe.. Premium

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    Guess we’ll find out next year! ;)
     
  8. ConvergancePoint

    ConvergancePoint Junior Member

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    Well, if aliens from the future were going to.send someone back, a drunk idiot is the perfect choice....even if its true, who the heck would believe him????
     
  9. Emayex

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    Yeah, a followup on this story would be Badass. Ha ha
    I wonder if he tells the time travel stuff to the people at the bar.
     
  10. Lennie5

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    His name is Bryant Johnson and far from being from 2048 he has a facebook page that was set up in 2010 top marks for imagination thought
    Bryant Johnson
     
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    Will they get rid of Trump?