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<blockquote data-quote="HDRKID" data-source="post: 102660" data-attributes="member: 43"><p>Jimmy ran up to me. "Dude, I got some juicy gossip. Pam fired the cinnamon princess."</p><p></p><p>I said, "Oh wow, I wish I was there when this event went down, but tell me - what did occur?"</p><p></p><p>Jimmy laughed. "It was the usual, as we say. Pam said. '<em>Betty, I need to talk to you... in my room</em>.' After that they both walked in. Pam goes. '<em>I am afraid I got some sour news. Today is your last day, and you do not work here any more. I am sorry</em>.' She gave cinnamon princess some coins. They were solid gold one ounce. Well, it was over."</p><p></p><p>Rin jumps in. "I was half expecting Betty to start crying again. However, she just went back to america. I don't think she will blab about us."</p><p></p><p>I nodded. "Rin, of that you can be sure. The cops would put her in a rubber room. Who in their right mind would believe she had been on board a flying saucer."</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf smiled. "Good riddance to bad rubbish says me. I am glad she is gone."</p><p></p><p>Pam walked over to me. "I need your help on this one. Honey, can you talk to Abdul and get him to reconsider now that Betty is gone?"</p><p></p><p>I smiled. "I will try. He might be willing if people stop calling him names." I looked right at jimmy.</p><p></p><p>Trixie said, "I will come with you."</p><p></p><p>Jimmy said, "Dude, tell him we are all sorry. Like we will stop calling him names - we promise."</p><p></p><p>OK so somehow, I felt that was not the only reason. There had to be more.</p><p></p><p>Abdul was at home watching TV with his dad and mom. It was an ancient mysteries TV series. There was a scientist screaming. "People who see a UFO are all crazy!"</p><p></p><p>I laughed at the silly man. Most people thought Abdul's dad was an albino and a bit creepy. Little did they suspect his real origins.</p><p></p><p>Abdul's dad was not pure venari. In fact, he was a drossian - another space race. He could not find a job and they could sure use some money. I gave them a handful of one ounce GOLD coins.</p><p></p><p>Trixie talked to Abdul. "Hey, we all miss you. Like are you back in human school again?"</p><p></p><p>I said, "Jimmy promises to be nice. Do you wanna try to become a warrior?"</p><p></p><p>Abdul's father did agree. However, I could tell he had some worries.</p><p></p><p>He wanted to come on board with his son. Yeah, he wanted to help train him to become a warrior.</p><p></p><p>Well, I certainly did not see this one coming. It was interesting and maybe a good idea for many reasons.</p><p></p><p>Becoming a warrior is no snap. Look, we could user help from this old warrior. However, there was a major issue.</p><p></p><p>Abdul's father was kicked out of our group. Letting him back in would not be so easy. Pam addressed the entire group mind of the venari.</p><p></p><p>I could hear millions of voices. They were all arguing. Finally, they did agree to give Abdul's father another chance and a new name.</p><p></p><p>His new name was... courage. Well, he was gonna need some.</p><p></p><p>Abdul said. "I believe my father and I should share the same room."</p><p></p><p>Pam countered. "Listen to me... every one gets their own room."</p><p></p><p>Courage replied. "Do as she says my son."</p><p></p><p>Abdul nodded. "Ah yes father, what ever you say."</p><p></p><p>Venari are proven winners. However, good old <strong>courage</strong> was a coward who when reptilians attacked he cut and run. This is practically unheard of and they wanted to execute him except that it was found that he was Drossian, another star race. They have a rep for being cowards, but they are otherwise nice guys.</p><p></p><p>Not all Drossians are cowards, but many are. They often can pass for venari. That is like a Canadian person passing for an american. Accent is a bit different, but they look almost the same.</p><p></p><p>Still, this made life for his son even worse. If the half breed was second class before, he was 3rd class now.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Pam sang me a beautiful love song. It was like a short poem.</p><p></p><p>I said in French "Pam, une berçeuse très douce à l'oreille.... très belle musique j'adore."</p><p></p><p>This means - Pam, a soft lullaby to my ear... of beautiful music I love.</p><p></p><p>She started talking to me in French, but sadly my French is very poor.</p><p></p><p>I said in venari:</p><p></p><p><em>Tilhe sana bichoeng</em></p><p></p><p>This means - Hey, you are the most beautiful flower in all the forest.</p><p></p><p>Actually The word for forest is farrooo, but Bichoeng means hill top. Farroooo is easy to remember, but it is not used that way.</p><p></p><p>For example,</p><p></p><p></p><p>Un OVNI a atterri dans ma cour</p><p>A ufo landed in my backyard</p><p></p><p>Une mouche se pose sur mon bras.</p><p>A fly landed on my arm.</p><p></p><p>Nobody says in English - a fly is posing on my arm.</p><p></p><p>That sounds ludicrous and creepy. People say landed, but in French "landed" sounds wrong.</p><p></p><p>Here is something that is even more eerie. The word we pronounce as "sana" means beautiful and that is used by the venari when greeting every one.</p><p></p><p>They say "Bankoshobi sana" That mean "I love you will all my heart beautiful."</p><p></p><p>Elorans say "Babanooshi sana" It means the same things, but more intense if you can imagine.</p><p></p><p>Sometimes the venari say "Babanooshi" It is like a British person saying "Howdy Pardner" Probably seems funny, but not an insult to any one.</p><p></p><p>BTW, the BEK language is similar to that of the venari. If you see a BEK say "Babanooshi sana iz jecsumi."</p><p></p><p>Oh yes, "Iz jecsumi" means - cousin.</p><p></p><p>People say that the Japanese do not like to say the word - no. This is also true of the venari.</p><p></p><p>They prefer to say. "I will try as hard as I can. However, there exist some worries."</p><p></p><p>Also, the venari do not like to say the word - yes.</p><p></p><p>If you say yes all the time you become a... yes man.</p><p></p><p>They say "Tama Cori" <strong>TAMA</strong> means yes. <strong>CORI</strong> means parrot.</p><p></p><p>OK so instead of saying yes, you must say "That possibility exist in the realm of our universe."</p><p></p><p>When I first came on board they called me "TAMA TOKI"</p><p></p><p>TOKI means (half breed) and is a very insulting term that will get you in a fight if you shout it at some one.</p><p></p><p>VENUTAI means - mix race. It is also considered offensive, but not as strong as TOKI or similar curses.</p><p></p><p>Where does TOKI come from any way? "KII" means god, and "TO" means half so TOKI means half god original meaning. This is because humans are God's children and it is said for that purpose. Do remember that the venari do not have a soul so they do not go to heaven or hell or any where else for that reason.</p><p></p><p>Life on Planet Rykanor, compare with the rest of our enormous universe, is very easy. There is no pollution, or poverty, or crime. Sadly, on earth, if you lose your job, you soon lose your house, boat, spouse, car...</p><p></p><p>However, all is not flowers, as the venari say. If you make fellow co-workers very angry... well, they can vote to expel you from their area. OK so then you need to start all over. Yeah, from square one even.</p><p></p><p>Speaking that language is very important as you need to read signs. Also, the machines are telepathic so you need to think in venari which is not easy. Language is hypercomplex and that is BHC.</p><p></p><p></p><p>BHC means beyond human comprehension. A friend said that trying to translate venari concepts into human language is like trying to teach calculus to a puppy. Hey, even multiplying and dividing is beyond what they can grasp. Another said that it is like trying to translate advanced quantum physics into the hoots and screeches of an ape.</p><p></p><p>However, I will try any way. OK so where do we begin? Begin at the beginning I guess. Well, here we go.</p><p></p><p>The venari language contains clicking noises. This is similar to the san. Clicking is used for echo location for creating sonar images. People who do not understand what is going... often make fun of the clicking noises.</p><p></p><p>[MEDIA=youtube]c246fZ-7z1w[/MEDIA]</p><p></p><p>Please understand that the venari are telepathic so they send each sonar images. These are made of clicking noises. Dolphins also use echo location and the venari are part dolphin which might seem strange to you.</p><p></p><p>Maybe this explains their large brain size. Also, their lack of body hair allowing a higher metabolic rate, and this gives them an advantage that is immense.</p><p></p><p><a href="http://comenius.susqu.edu/biol/201/01/geneticvariationclassificationandrace.pdf" target="_blank">http://comenius.susqu.edu/biol/201/01/geneticvariationclassificationandrace.pdf</a></p><p></p><p>This man explains it for you.</p><p>[MEDIA=youtube]31zzMb3U0iY[/MEDIA]</p><p></p><p>Koro said to me. "I do not like old man <em>COURAGE</em> any. He deserted us."</p><p></p><p>Courage said, "Bugger that one. It was a bloody strategic retreat I tell you. I did not abandon any one."</p><p></p><p>Koro replied, "Drossian coward, I was not talking to you. Please do not interrupt me again."</p><p></p><p>Goro, his brother, walked in. "Hello, Lord Lofty, or is your name now... courage? How do you like taking orders from a little girlie?"</p><p></p><p>Courage exploded. "The bloody hell you say?"</p><p></p><p>Goro said. "Oh, I am so sorry. I thought you were sent to earth as punishment for abandoning us."</p><p></p><p>Courage rages on. "Why you impertinent ass. I should -"</p><p></p><p>Koro cut in. "Elorans lost a lot of men in our war. Frankly, you cut and run. I was against you ever coming BACK!"</p><p></p><p>Courage roars. "Look at me ya BLOODY BLIGHTER. I shall get even with you!"</p><p></p><p>Pam shows up. "Hey, save your rage for reps." She turns to goro. "OK so, I am a little girlie?"</p><p></p><p>Goro bows his head in shame. "I'm sorry ma'am. Please do forgive us. It will not occur again - we promise."</p><p></p><p>Pam said, "Drop down and gimme 20!"</p><p></p><p>Goro goes. "HUH???"</p><p></p><p>Pam replied. "20 push ups. Hurry up!"</p><p></p><p>Goro gave her 20 push ups. That said, his face was red with rage.</p><p></p><p>While puffing on a cigar, Courage commented. "Splendid show, I say."</p><p></p><p>Frankly, I hated courage. He reminded me of this guy.</p><p></p><p><img src="http://www.cutthecap.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Sir-Jimmy-Savile-after-he-001.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p><p></p><p>Wingless roars. "GORO! Don't you dare insult my mom again."</p><p></p><p>Funny, she still called me dad and pam mom.</p><p></p><p>Both Eloran brothers stormed away.</p><p></p><p>A bunch of venari women ran in. They all started kissing me. Frankly, their affection is very genuine.</p><p></p><p>However, when they caught sight of the coward known as courage... their smiles wafted away. Kind of like when you bite into a rotten fruit that you quickly spit out.</p><p></p><p>Courage asked. "What is wrong?"</p><p></p><p>The tallest one spoke in anger. "How dare you show your face again?"</p><p></p><p>Courage replied. "Dash it all, I must get another cigar. Ladies, please excuse me." He slowly ambled out of the room.</p><p></p><p>Wingless said. "It won't be long until humans have to fight the reps."</p><p></p><p>Tall girl said. "if humans wish to be safe and secure. Well, they can join us. Fact is, we need good men."</p><p></p><p>Wingless asked. "What is your name?"</p><p></p><p>Tall girl stated. "Don't got one."</p><p></p><p>Wingless asked. "May I call you <em>TALL TREE</em>?"</p><p></p><p>Tall Tree laughed. "Please do so. I believe you are known as <em>WINGLESS</em>?"</p><p></p><p>Margaret (a full blooded human) spoke. "I cannot be brought to the belief that the reptilians empire wants to go to war with us. There must be another way. What we have to do is wage peace."</p><p></p><p>Tall Tree rolled her eyes. "I hope you are joking with me. Frankly, if all humans are as stupid as you... you will join the dodo bird in becoming an extinct race."</p><p></p><p>Margaret spoke in her shrill high pitched voice. "Why do the venari always speak of war? What we have to do is ban the gun. That way, we can enjoy peace."</p><p></p><p>Tall Tree laughed. "Frankly, we venari are a warrior race. It does not surprise me that COURAGE might choose to go to a planet filled with cowards like you."</p><p></p><p>Margaret chimed on. "Sadly, you remind me of a man. They are always talking about going to war... I am sure that if we talk to the reptilians we can both enjoy peace. All we have to do is ban the gun."</p><p></p><p>Tall Tree spat in anger. "What you are is a worm."</p><p></p><p>Margaret said, "Listen to me TALL TREE as I have something to say to you. The taller they are, the harder they FALL!"</p><p></p><p>Tall Tree said. "If I do fall, it shall be defending my people in battle and protecting my little ones."</p><p></p><p>All the venari women stormed out in anger.</p><p></p><p>Frankly, all that was left was margaret and me.</p><p></p><p>Margaret chimed on. "Did I say something wrong? I did not want to offend any one."</p><p></p><p>I said, "Well, I remember why I left earth now."</p><p></p><p>My stomach started making growling noises. I walked toward the cafeteria where xara was serving.</p><p></p><p>Koro and goro were strolling down the long corridors of the flying saucer. They passed courage.</p><p></p><p>Goro tipped his hat as if courage were a woman. "Lord Lofty, it is a pleasure to see you again."</p><p></p><p>Courage walked on. He did feign ignorance.</p><p></p><p>Jimmy walks up. "Hey, Koro & Goro, can you help me?"</p><p></p><p>Koro laughs. "Half human, we are warriors. Yeah, we do not clean rest rooms. All you do is talk $#@^! Maybe you can clean the toilets with your tongue!"</p><p></p><p>All the venari started laughing at jimmy. The words really stung me.</p><p></p><p>Courage jumps in. "I don't mind helping you old chap, as hard work never hurt any one."</p><p></p><p>I bowed. "Thank you for helping us sir."</p><p></p><p>The old man walked to the rest rooms with us. Then he went into the broom closet and grabbed a mop. He was sweeping with furious energy. Also, he did help Lone Wolf clean the engine core.</p><p></p><p>Jimmy AKA CRUDE DUDE started telling dirty jokes again. He said, "Did you hear about the midget that was going out with a tranny?"</p><p></p><p>Courage said. "That is not an appropriate topic of conversation. Please mind your manners."</p><p></p><p>Maybe I was wrong about courage. I did wonder where Abdul and Trixie were.</p><p></p><p>Pam runs in. "The reptilians are getting ready to attack us."</p><p></p><p>Courage drops his mop. His hands were shaking in rage. "I swear upon my honor as a warrior. I shall not fail you again!"</p><p></p><p>Suddenly there is a bright flash of light as many reptilians were beaming in.</p><p></p><p>"Bloody bastards, I must defend the engine core." COURAGE ran away. A reptilian shot him in the back and he fell with a loud noise.</p><p></p><p>Pam yelled. "RETURN FIRE!"</p><p></p><p>I shot one. Pam shot another one. They kept grabbing supplies and they also grabbed Margaret the human woman.</p><p></p><p>Sadly, maggie was gone.</p><p></p><p>Koro came by. He gave me a pat on the back. "I hear you killed one."</p><p></p><p>I nodded. "Pam also got one."</p><p></p><p>Goro said, "Put Lord Lofty in the regeneration room. What a waste of space."</p><p></p><p>Koro helped me drag the corpse to the regen tube and we turned it on. There was a loud humming noise.</p><p></p><p>Goro said, "All this fighting helps me work up an appetite fellow warriors."</p><p></p><p>All of us walked over to the cafeteria where Fumiko and Sakura were serving.</p><p></p><p>I asked. "Where is xara?"</p><p></p><p>Sakura said, "She is in the regeneration room. The reptilians shot off her arm.</p><p></p><p>Courage walked into the cafeteria and he saw hate stares coming from the warriors.</p><p></p><p>Goro said, "Lord Lofty, please join us. I have never seen a warrior with more..... courage."</p><p></p><p>There were snickers coming from venari women. What can a man do, when women laugh at you.</p><p></p><p>Wingless said, "Calling that wimp courage... that is like calling a midget enormous... or calling a grinning RETARD - genius."</p><p></p><p>Goro said, "Lord Lofty should tell his son to stay away from Trixie the pixie. Drossian cowards do not belong on the ship with us."</p><p></p><p>Dirty Bird said in a loud voice. "I feel sorry for the human woman who did marry that wimp. He is not even a man."</p><p></p><p>Koro said, "I agree sugar. He talks big, but when reptilians appear - he runs away."</p><p></p><p>Goro said, "Yeah, I looked up the word POLTROON in the human dictionary and I saw a picture of um COURAGE."</p><p></p><p>Koro replied. "Truly, his name is the opposite of what he is."</p><p></p><p>Dirty Bird imitated his British Butler accent. "Dash it all my man. I had to run away."</p><p></p><p>Well, everybody started laughing and imitating courage.</p><p></p><p>Koro imitated courage. "RETREAT, in the name of the queen. There are just too many. Bloody Bastards, they shot me in the back while I was still running."</p><p></p><p>Dirty Bird went on. "Most uncivilized these reptilians are. Shooting a man in the back is not proper."</p><p></p><p>Goro jumps in. "Bloody hell, I shall make all of you pay. Don't ya dare come back ya bloody buggers $%@!"</p><p></p><p>All of us were laughing as they had his effeminate mannerisms down to a science.</p><p></p><p>Pam marched in. A quiet hush fell over the room. She glared at us. "All of you... listen to me... Kicking a man when he is down is not the venari way."</p><p></p><p>All the venari started crying. Elorans buried their heads in shame and would not look up at pam.</p><p></p><p>Pam went on. "WINGLESS... DIRTY BIRD... I expected better from you."</p><p></p><p>Wingless said, "I am sorry - mom."</p><p></p><p>Dirty Bird said, "I am so ashamed of myself right now."</p><p></p><p>Pam scolded. "It is as it should be because you did something wrong. God does not like what HE is seeing. I have a story to tell you. When I was little, I would hear a joke and laugh without thinking that the words might hurt some one. Well, we are not little children any more."</p><p></p><p>Of course, she was wrong. The venari are a child race. Like Peter Pan, they never grow up.</p><p></p><p>I thought it was over. However, she went on. "It is hard to attain success. Yeah, we have to under go pain. Everyday we face death and injury. Look at xara. She lost her arm. Well, we were able to regen a new one. Still, she did experience pain. That is who we are. Let us all work together for a common purpose."</p><p></p><p>She bowed and walked out of the room.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="HDRKID, post: 102660, member: 43"] Jimmy ran up to me. "Dude, I got some juicy gossip. Pam fired the cinnamon princess." I said, "Oh wow, I wish I was there when this event went down, but tell me - what did occur?" Jimmy laughed. "It was the usual, as we say. Pam said. '[I]Betty, I need to talk to you... in my room[/I].' After that they both walked in. Pam goes. '[I]I am afraid I got some sour news. Today is your last day, and you do not work here any more. I am sorry[/I].' She gave cinnamon princess some coins. They were solid gold one ounce. Well, it was over." Rin jumps in. "I was half expecting Betty to start crying again. However, she just went back to america. I don't think she will blab about us." I nodded. "Rin, of that you can be sure. The cops would put her in a rubber room. Who in their right mind would believe she had been on board a flying saucer." Lone Wolf smiled. "Good riddance to bad rubbish says me. I am glad she is gone." Pam walked over to me. "I need your help on this one. Honey, can you talk to Abdul and get him to reconsider now that Betty is gone?" I smiled. "I will try. He might be willing if people stop calling him names." I looked right at jimmy. Trixie said, "I will come with you." Jimmy said, "Dude, tell him we are all sorry. Like we will stop calling him names - we promise." OK so somehow, I felt that was not the only reason. There had to be more. Abdul was at home watching TV with his dad and mom. It was an ancient mysteries TV series. There was a scientist screaming. "People who see a UFO are all crazy!" I laughed at the silly man. Most people thought Abdul's dad was an albino and a bit creepy. Little did they suspect his real origins. Abdul's dad was not pure venari. In fact, he was a drossian - another space race. He could not find a job and they could sure use some money. I gave them a handful of one ounce GOLD coins. Trixie talked to Abdul. "Hey, we all miss you. Like are you back in human school again?" I said, "Jimmy promises to be nice. Do you wanna try to become a warrior?" Abdul's father did agree. However, I could tell he had some worries. He wanted to come on board with his son. Yeah, he wanted to help train him to become a warrior. Well, I certainly did not see this one coming. It was interesting and maybe a good idea for many reasons. Becoming a warrior is no snap. Look, we could user help from this old warrior. However, there was a major issue. Abdul's father was kicked out of our group. Letting him back in would not be so easy. Pam addressed the entire group mind of the venari. I could hear millions of voices. They were all arguing. Finally, they did agree to give Abdul's father another chance and a new name. His new name was... courage. Well, he was gonna need some. Abdul said. "I believe my father and I should share the same room." Pam countered. "Listen to me... every one gets their own room." Courage replied. "Do as she says my son." Abdul nodded. "Ah yes father, what ever you say." Venari are proven winners. However, good old [B]courage[/B] was a coward who when reptilians attacked he cut and run. This is practically unheard of and they wanted to execute him except that it was found that he was Drossian, another star race. They have a rep for being cowards, but they are otherwise nice guys. Not all Drossians are cowards, but many are. They often can pass for venari. That is like a Canadian person passing for an american. Accent is a bit different, but they look almost the same. Still, this made life for his son even worse. If the half breed was second class before, he was 3rd class now. Pam sang me a beautiful love song. It was like a short poem. I said in French "Pam, une berçeuse très douce à l'oreille.... très belle musique j'adore." This means - Pam, a soft lullaby to my ear... of beautiful music I love. She started talking to me in French, but sadly my French is very poor. I said in venari: [I]Tilhe sana bichoeng[/I] This means - Hey, you are the most beautiful flower in all the forest. Actually The word for forest is farrooo, but Bichoeng means hill top. Farroooo is easy to remember, but it is not used that way. For example, Un OVNI a atterri dans ma cour A ufo landed in my backyard Une mouche se pose sur mon bras. A fly landed on my arm. Nobody says in English - a fly is posing on my arm. That sounds ludicrous and creepy. People say landed, but in French "landed" sounds wrong. Here is something that is even more eerie. The word we pronounce as "sana" means beautiful and that is used by the venari when greeting every one. They say "Bankoshobi sana" That mean "I love you will all my heart beautiful." Elorans say "Babanooshi sana" It means the same things, but more intense if you can imagine. Sometimes the venari say "Babanooshi" It is like a British person saying "Howdy Pardner" Probably seems funny, but not an insult to any one. BTW, the BEK language is similar to that of the venari. If you see a BEK say "Babanooshi sana iz jecsumi." Oh yes, "Iz jecsumi" means - cousin. People say that the Japanese do not like to say the word - no. This is also true of the venari. They prefer to say. "I will try as hard as I can. However, there exist some worries." Also, the venari do not like to say the word - yes. If you say yes all the time you become a... yes man. They say "Tama Cori" [B]TAMA[/B] means yes. [B]CORI[/B] means parrot. OK so instead of saying yes, you must say "That possibility exist in the realm of our universe." When I first came on board they called me "TAMA TOKI" TOKI means (half breed) and is a very insulting term that will get you in a fight if you shout it at some one. VENUTAI means - mix race. It is also considered offensive, but not as strong as TOKI or similar curses. Where does TOKI come from any way? "KII" means god, and "TO" means half so TOKI means half god original meaning. This is because humans are God's children and it is said for that purpose. Do remember that the venari do not have a soul so they do not go to heaven or hell or any where else for that reason. Life on Planet Rykanor, compare with the rest of our enormous universe, is very easy. There is no pollution, or poverty, or crime. Sadly, on earth, if you lose your job, you soon lose your house, boat, spouse, car... However, all is not flowers, as the venari say. If you make fellow co-workers very angry... well, they can vote to expel you from their area. OK so then you need to start all over. Yeah, from square one even. Speaking that language is very important as you need to read signs. Also, the machines are telepathic so you need to think in venari which is not easy. Language is hypercomplex and that is BHC. BHC means beyond human comprehension. A friend said that trying to translate venari concepts into human language is like trying to teach calculus to a puppy. Hey, even multiplying and dividing is beyond what they can grasp. Another said that it is like trying to translate advanced quantum physics into the hoots and screeches of an ape. However, I will try any way. OK so where do we begin? Begin at the beginning I guess. Well, here we go. The venari language contains clicking noises. This is similar to the san. Clicking is used for echo location for creating sonar images. People who do not understand what is going... often make fun of the clicking noises. [MEDIA=youtube]c246fZ-7z1w[/MEDIA] Please understand that the venari are telepathic so they send each sonar images. These are made of clicking noises. Dolphins also use echo location and the venari are part dolphin which might seem strange to you. Maybe this explains their large brain size. Also, their lack of body hair allowing a higher metabolic rate, and this gives them an advantage that is immense. [url]http://comenius.susqu.edu/biol/201/01/geneticvariationclassificationandrace.pdf[/url] This man explains it for you. [MEDIA=youtube]31zzMb3U0iY[/MEDIA] Koro said to me. "I do not like old man [I]COURAGE[/I] any. He deserted us." Courage said, "Bugger that one. It was a bloody strategic retreat I tell you. I did not abandon any one." Koro replied, "Drossian coward, I was not talking to you. Please do not interrupt me again." Goro, his brother, walked in. "Hello, Lord Lofty, or is your name now... courage? How do you like taking orders from a little girlie?" Courage exploded. "The bloody hell you say?" Goro said. "Oh, I am so sorry. I thought you were sent to earth as punishment for abandoning us." Courage rages on. "Why you impertinent ass. I should -" Koro cut in. "Elorans lost a lot of men in our war. Frankly, you cut and run. I was against you ever coming BACK!" Courage roars. "Look at me ya BLOODY BLIGHTER. I shall get even with you!" Pam shows up. "Hey, save your rage for reps." She turns to goro. "OK so, I am a little girlie?" Goro bows his head in shame. "I'm sorry ma'am. Please do forgive us. It will not occur again - we promise." Pam said, "Drop down and gimme 20!" Goro goes. "HUH???" Pam replied. "20 push ups. Hurry up!" Goro gave her 20 push ups. That said, his face was red with rage. While puffing on a cigar, Courage commented. "Splendid show, I say." Frankly, I hated courage. He reminded me of this guy. [IMG]http://www.cutthecap.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Sir-Jimmy-Savile-after-he-001.jpg[/IMG] Wingless roars. "GORO! Don't you dare insult my mom again." Funny, she still called me dad and pam mom. Both Eloran brothers stormed away. A bunch of venari women ran in. They all started kissing me. Frankly, their affection is very genuine. However, when they caught sight of the coward known as courage... their smiles wafted away. Kind of like when you bite into a rotten fruit that you quickly spit out. Courage asked. "What is wrong?" The tallest one spoke in anger. "How dare you show your face again?" Courage replied. "Dash it all, I must get another cigar. Ladies, please excuse me." He slowly ambled out of the room. Wingless said. "It won't be long until humans have to fight the reps." Tall girl said. "if humans wish to be safe and secure. Well, they can join us. Fact is, we need good men." Wingless asked. "What is your name?" Tall girl stated. "Don't got one." Wingless asked. "May I call you [I]TALL TREE[/I]?" Tall Tree laughed. "Please do so. I believe you are known as [I]WINGLESS[/I]?" Margaret (a full blooded human) spoke. "I cannot be brought to the belief that the reptilians empire wants to go to war with us. There must be another way. What we have to do is wage peace." Tall Tree rolled her eyes. "I hope you are joking with me. Frankly, if all humans are as stupid as you... you will join the dodo bird in becoming an extinct race." Margaret spoke in her shrill high pitched voice. "Why do the venari always speak of war? What we have to do is ban the gun. That way, we can enjoy peace." Tall Tree laughed. "Frankly, we venari are a warrior race. It does not surprise me that COURAGE might choose to go to a planet filled with cowards like you." Margaret chimed on. "Sadly, you remind me of a man. They are always talking about going to war... I am sure that if we talk to the reptilians we can both enjoy peace. All we have to do is ban the gun." Tall Tree spat in anger. "What you are is a worm." Margaret said, "Listen to me TALL TREE as I have something to say to you. The taller they are, the harder they FALL!" Tall Tree said. "If I do fall, it shall be defending my people in battle and protecting my little ones." All the venari women stormed out in anger. Frankly, all that was left was margaret and me. Margaret chimed on. "Did I say something wrong? I did not want to offend any one." I said, "Well, I remember why I left earth now." My stomach started making growling noises. I walked toward the cafeteria where xara was serving. Koro and goro were strolling down the long corridors of the flying saucer. They passed courage. Goro tipped his hat as if courage were a woman. "Lord Lofty, it is a pleasure to see you again." Courage walked on. He did feign ignorance. Jimmy walks up. "Hey, Koro & Goro, can you help me?" Koro laughs. "Half human, we are warriors. Yeah, we do not clean rest rooms. All you do is talk $#@^! Maybe you can clean the toilets with your tongue!" All the venari started laughing at jimmy. The words really stung me. Courage jumps in. "I don't mind helping you old chap, as hard work never hurt any one." I bowed. "Thank you for helping us sir." The old man walked to the rest rooms with us. Then he went into the broom closet and grabbed a mop. He was sweeping with furious energy. Also, he did help Lone Wolf clean the engine core. Jimmy AKA CRUDE DUDE started telling dirty jokes again. He said, "Did you hear about the midget that was going out with a tranny?" Courage said. "That is not an appropriate topic of conversation. Please mind your manners." Maybe I was wrong about courage. I did wonder where Abdul and Trixie were. Pam runs in. "The reptilians are getting ready to attack us." Courage drops his mop. His hands were shaking in rage. "I swear upon my honor as a warrior. I shall not fail you again!" Suddenly there is a bright flash of light as many reptilians were beaming in. "Bloody bastards, I must defend the engine core." COURAGE ran away. A reptilian shot him in the back and he fell with a loud noise. Pam yelled. "RETURN FIRE!" I shot one. Pam shot another one. They kept grabbing supplies and they also grabbed Margaret the human woman. Sadly, maggie was gone. Koro came by. He gave me a pat on the back. "I hear you killed one." I nodded. "Pam also got one." Goro said, "Put Lord Lofty in the regeneration room. What a waste of space." Koro helped me drag the corpse to the regen tube and we turned it on. There was a loud humming noise. Goro said, "All this fighting helps me work up an appetite fellow warriors." All of us walked over to the cafeteria where Fumiko and Sakura were serving. I asked. "Where is xara?" Sakura said, "She is in the regeneration room. The reptilians shot off her arm. Courage walked into the cafeteria and he saw hate stares coming from the warriors. Goro said, "Lord Lofty, please join us. I have never seen a warrior with more..... courage." There were snickers coming from venari women. What can a man do, when women laugh at you. Wingless said, "Calling that wimp courage... that is like calling a midget enormous... or calling a grinning RETARD - genius." Goro said, "Lord Lofty should tell his son to stay away from Trixie the pixie. Drossian cowards do not belong on the ship with us." Dirty Bird said in a loud voice. "I feel sorry for the human woman who did marry that wimp. He is not even a man." Koro said, "I agree sugar. He talks big, but when reptilians appear - he runs away." Goro said, "Yeah, I looked up the word POLTROON in the human dictionary and I saw a picture of um COURAGE." Koro replied. "Truly, his name is the opposite of what he is." Dirty Bird imitated his British Butler accent. "Dash it all my man. I had to run away." Well, everybody started laughing and imitating courage. Koro imitated courage. "RETREAT, in the name of the queen. There are just too many. Bloody Bastards, they shot me in the back while I was still running." Dirty Bird went on. "Most uncivilized these reptilians are. Shooting a man in the back is not proper." Goro jumps in. "Bloody hell, I shall make all of you pay. Don't ya dare come back ya bloody buggers $%@!" All of us were laughing as they had his effeminate mannerisms down to a science. Pam marched in. A quiet hush fell over the room. She glared at us. "All of you... listen to me... Kicking a man when he is down is not the venari way." All the venari started crying. Elorans buried their heads in shame and would not look up at pam. Pam went on. "WINGLESS... DIRTY BIRD... I expected better from you." Wingless said, "I am sorry - mom." Dirty Bird said, "I am so ashamed of myself right now." Pam scolded. "It is as it should be because you did something wrong. God does not like what HE is seeing. I have a story to tell you. When I was little, I would hear a joke and laugh without thinking that the words might hurt some one. Well, we are not little children any more." Of course, she was wrong. The venari are a child race. Like Peter Pan, they never grow up. I thought it was over. However, she went on. "It is hard to attain success. Yeah, we have to under go pain. Everyday we face death and injury. Look at xara. She lost her arm. Well, we were able to regen a new one. Still, she did experience pain. That is who we are. Let us all work together for a common purpose." She bowed and walked out of the room. [/QUOTE]
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