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<blockquote data-quote="HDRKID" data-source="post: 98135" data-attributes="member: 43"><p>All of us were training hard to prevent a reptilian invasion. Robots were dressed up as rep warriors. I would shoot them with my ray gun. Funny, I thought bots were expensive. Well, it appears we were wrong. Oh wow, I just wasted two of em.</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf refused to participate in our games. He said that he was busy to play war. I wonder on that one. Pam was leading the charge and Jimmy was protecting our back from the robots, but he was not his usual humorous self as we needed to be super serious.</p><p></p><p>Xara really sucks as a warrior. There is only one person worse in our group. Oh yes, that would be Bart the Fart who wants to go home now. He realizes that we could soon all die when the war comes.</p><p></p><p>It is not wonder that Dad was against me coming to summer camp. He knew that I was not ready, but here we are. I had to stand guard now. This was worse than cleaning toilets – even more boring if you can imagine. Still, it is no-one’s fault but my own. After all, I was the one who wanted to join our crew.</p><p></p><p>Xara claimed that she had a blister on her foot, and could not fight any more. Bart said that he had to help his mom. She wanted him to mow grass. Both were sent back one way.</p><p></p><p>Theo kept on complaining and it was wearing on me. Jimmy said, “Get your ass in gear. I don’t want to hear your $%*^ anymore.”</p><p></p><p>Pam said, “TJ, if you donna wanna fight no more – GO HOME!”</p><p></p><p>Theo said, “Lone Wolf be chillin’, and we be killin’ and that ain’t right cuz –“</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf broke in. “Bro, the reason I left was your annoying voice. Stop complaining, do your duty as a warrior.”</p><p></p><p>Theo said, “Hey man, I don’t gotta do $#&+, ya know what I’m sayin’?”</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf exploded, “STFU n*****, go back to your CRACK HOUSE!”</p><p></p><p>Theo said, “I don’t be hangin’ wid yoooo no moe!”</p><p></p><p>All I saw was a flash of bright light and he was gone.</p><p></p><p>Jimmy said, “He will be back soon. Yeah, when the fight is over.”</p><p></p><p>I went down to talk to Bart and xara. Maybe I can convince em. Well, good luck with that one.</p><p></p><p>Xara totally refused to come back to us. She was living in an abandoned house that had no electricity and plenty of mice. Ah yes, the prognosis is poor. Cowards do not want to fight ever.</p><p></p><p>Bart was a similar case. He was back in his house playing video games.</p><p></p><p>I said, “Bart, I really need you. I thought you were my friend, but come trouble you cut an run.”</p><p></p><p>Bart said. “Look, I am very sorry. Like mom needs me. I need to help her mow grass.”</p><p></p><p>I said, “Well, you spent the last hour playing video games. I need you to shoot real aliens not fake ones.”</p><p></p><p>Bart said. “Look, I know you help me. Bullies beat me up. I like living with hybrids, but war is scary.”</p><p></p><p>I said, “It also scares me. Like you are not the only one… frankly, that is the price we pay.”</p><p></p><p>He started crying. “Xara left me. She don’t want me any more.”</p><p></p><p>Both of us went back to the ship, and started training some more.</p><p></p><p>Pam went down to talk to Xara, as she thought she might be more persuasive woman to woman.</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf decided to join us. He grumbled about losing Theo, but I was glad Theo was gone.</p><p></p><p>All that guy ever did was get into fights and cause trouble for us. At least jimmy did not cut and run.</p><p></p><p>Bart said, “Hey jimmy, maybe you can cut a rotten fart and kill all the reps.”</p><p></p><p>Jimmy said, “Time for joking is over. Wake up! The reps have real guns. NERD, this ain’t no video game.”</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf said, “Please remember that I love all of you. If I am mean… I ask that you forgive me.”</p><p></p><p>This did shock me. Maybe things were bad and about to get a lot worse. Where was my pammy?</p><p></p><p>Jimmy read my mind and said, “Xara is a wimp. She does not want to fight for us. Glad she is gone.”</p><p></p><p>However, jimmy was wrong. Both Pam and Xara did show up. I could tell Xara had been crying.</p><p></p><p>Pam said to Bart. “Xara wants to talk to you. She asks that you forgive her, please do so.”</p><p></p><p>I could tell those two were going to get back together again. Bart had a large nose. Also, he had big ears. Radar was one of his nick names. He was ugly and then some. In contrast, Xara looked like a skinny super model with anorexia. She could sure use a BIG mac.</p><p></p><p>Days went by with no action and all the hybrids fell asleep except me. My psychic sense alerted me to danger with a capital “D” even. Suddenly, the reptilians came. They shot up the place and stole some of our supplies, but what is worse… three venari girls were missing. These were not hybrids like us. Oh no, they were pures.</p><p></p><p>I used my psychic powers. This allowed me to locate the three girls on earth as they were still in telepathic link up with us. I teleported down and put bracelets on all three and teleported them back to the ship again.</p><p></p><p><img src="http://cdn1.sciencefiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/alien_invasion1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p><p></p><p>All the venari were hugging me. They were happy the girls were still alive, but I could tell these girls had been hurt as their white hair was messed up. Also, they have cuts and bruises from a fight, as well as the tallest had blood coming from her nose.</p><p></p><p>Everybody gathered into a large room. It was like the auditorium at school, except larger in size.</p><p></p><p>I gave a speech to all the venari.</p><p></p><p><em>Thank you fellow citizens, as it is a pleasure to be among you. I am happy to serve. I wish to say that I am grateful that I have been allowed in. All three girls that were taken I was able to recover. They are safe now –“</em></p><p></p><p>The tallest girl stood up. “Who will marry us now?”</p><p></p><p>My heart sank. “I am sorry that I could not get to you sooner. Please forgive me.”</p><p></p><p>She glared at me. “Would you marry me? I am damaged goods now.”</p><p></p><p>I could hear thousands of voices. There was talk of revenge. I could feel anger in some.</p><p></p><p>Pam stood up. “Brothers and sisters, this is not our way. God tells us to love our enemies.”</p><p></p><p>Jimmy walked in with Theo in hand cuffs. A hush fell over the crowd as all I could hear was engine noise.</p><p></p><p>Theo turned to toward me. “Whatcha lookin’ at you motha!”</p><p></p><p>Jimmy said, “Theo gave our access codes to the reptilians for money. He sold us out!”</p><p></p><p>Theo said, “Hey man, I bettah see mah lawyer – right now!”</p><p></p><p>Jimmy said, “Wake up! This ain’t earth you F****** N*******!”</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf pulled out his ray gun. He pointed it at Theo and fired his gun. Suddenly, Theo was turned into vapor. Yeah, right in front of every one. I could hear screams.</p><p></p><p>Jimmy said. “Good job! “</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf said, “I have to put up with this %#^ for several years – no more. He brought dishonor to all hybrids, and all he ever did was complain about racism. If any one dos not like the way we do things, they can go back to the politically correct police state. I don’t wanna hear it no more.”</p><p></p><p>There was great applause from the crowd as many stood up.</p><p></p><p>Finally, things returned to normal and the reps stopped attacking us. I was a lot more happy than when I was in school because my life had purpose now. Back then I felt like a useless cog. Guard duty might be boring, but it was necessary. The venari placed a gold star on my uniform and I felt that I was making some progress.</p><p></p><p>Bart asked me to be his best man. He and xara would soon marry. I started getting my tux ready for the occasion. Pam created it for me.</p><p></p><p>It was an elaborate ceremony. Xara wore a white wedding dress like those on earth, but Bart the fart wore his venari uniform as well as a hat from the old venari empire.</p><p></p><p>Jimmy acted as our priest and asked the happy couple to say their wedding vows.</p><p></p><p>Rin, Pam’s sister, was the maid of honor and I wonder why xara did not ask pam. After all, Rin was already married to jimmy. Maybe there was a reason. Lone Wolf did not attend the ceremony. He is not very social as befits his name.</p><p></p><p>All of us, except for Lone Wolf, went to Planet Boipatang on the honey moon. It is a tropical rain forest and yes – it is always raining. Well, that was not a good choice, and I had suggested Miami on Earth, but they never listen to me.</p><p></p><p>OK so, after a few days, it was back on board the ship and guard duty again. However, I was still studying with the hybrids some. They wanted to learn more on earth and its customs.</p><p></p><p>Education was highly valued among venari. I would wake up. Then we would all go to the scriptorium, a large dusty room. It was filled with ancient books that we would read from, and I did wonder why we did not simply use computers, but they were learning about earth and that is why they were there with me. Most of the time, to learn new concepts, the venari place a device over their heads like a 50's hair dryer. However, they wanted me to teach them from old books about earth history and what things mean.</p><p></p><p><a href="https://pleasurephotoroom.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/beauty-salon-hair-dryer-corbis-archive-1950.jpg" target="_blank">https://pleasurephotoroom.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/beauty-salon-hair-dryer-corbis-archive-1950.jpg</a></p><p></p><p>TAKEN FROM <a href="http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/652325/Yazidi" target="_blank">Yazidi | religious sect | Encyclopedia Britannica</a></p><p></p><p><em>The Yazīdī themselves are thought to be descended from supporters of the Umayyad caliph Yazīd I. They believe that they were created quite separately from the rest of humankind, being descended from Adam but not from Eve, and they have kept themselves strictly segregated from the people among whom they live. </em></p><p></p><p>Hybrids would roll their eyes. When would I learn to speak like a proper person.</p><p></p><p>Pam did mispronounce some words in English; for example niche is "NEECH", but she would say "NITCH". Also, cache is "CASH", but she would say "KAT - SHAY"</p><p></p><p>Jimmy told me. “Dude, you need to marry. OK so when are you gonna marry pam?”</p><p></p><p>I said, “Well, I am too young. Also, both of us need to be ready for a big step and –“</p><p></p><p>Jimmy said, “Dude, she is really crazy about you; however, not in a good way. Did I just say crazy?”</p><p></p><p>I shouted, “THAT IS NOT TRUE!”</p><p></p><p>Jimmy went on. “Dude, that evil gleam in her eyes. It is so scary. Also, maybe just a bit creeeeepy.”</p><p></p><p>[MEDIA=youtube]Yh0AhrY9GjA[/MEDIA]</p><p></p><p></p><p>She reminds jimmy of a crazy woman.</p><p></p><p><img src="http://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/7c1/800852430_2006733.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="HDRKID, post: 98135, member: 43"] All of us were training hard to prevent a reptilian invasion. Robots were dressed up as rep warriors. I would shoot them with my ray gun. Funny, I thought bots were expensive. Well, it appears we were wrong. Oh wow, I just wasted two of em. Lone Wolf refused to participate in our games. He said that he was busy to play war. I wonder on that one. Pam was leading the charge and Jimmy was protecting our back from the robots, but he was not his usual humorous self as we needed to be super serious. Xara really sucks as a warrior. There is only one person worse in our group. Oh yes, that would be Bart the Fart who wants to go home now. He realizes that we could soon all die when the war comes. It is not wonder that Dad was against me coming to summer camp. He knew that I was not ready, but here we are. I had to stand guard now. This was worse than cleaning toilets – even more boring if you can imagine. Still, it is no-one’s fault but my own. After all, I was the one who wanted to join our crew. Xara claimed that she had a blister on her foot, and could not fight any more. Bart said that he had to help his mom. She wanted him to mow grass. Both were sent back one way. Theo kept on complaining and it was wearing on me. Jimmy said, “Get your ass in gear. I don’t want to hear your $%*^ anymore.” Pam said, “TJ, if you donna wanna fight no more – GO HOME!” Theo said, “Lone Wolf be chillin’, and we be killin’ and that ain’t right cuz –“ Lone Wolf broke in. “Bro, the reason I left was your annoying voice. Stop complaining, do your duty as a warrior.” Theo said, “Hey man, I don’t gotta do $#&+, ya know what I’m sayin’?” Lone Wolf exploded, “STFU n*****, go back to your CRACK HOUSE!” Theo said, “I don’t be hangin’ wid yoooo no moe!” All I saw was a flash of bright light and he was gone. Jimmy said, “He will be back soon. Yeah, when the fight is over.” I went down to talk to Bart and xara. Maybe I can convince em. Well, good luck with that one. Xara totally refused to come back to us. She was living in an abandoned house that had no electricity and plenty of mice. Ah yes, the prognosis is poor. Cowards do not want to fight ever. Bart was a similar case. He was back in his house playing video games. I said, “Bart, I really need you. I thought you were my friend, but come trouble you cut an run.” Bart said. “Look, I am very sorry. Like mom needs me. I need to help her mow grass.” I said, “Well, you spent the last hour playing video games. I need you to shoot real aliens not fake ones.” Bart said. “Look, I know you help me. Bullies beat me up. I like living with hybrids, but war is scary.” I said, “It also scares me. Like you are not the only one… frankly, that is the price we pay.” He started crying. “Xara left me. She don’t want me any more.” Both of us went back to the ship, and started training some more. Pam went down to talk to Xara, as she thought she might be more persuasive woman to woman. Lone Wolf decided to join us. He grumbled about losing Theo, but I was glad Theo was gone. All that guy ever did was get into fights and cause trouble for us. At least jimmy did not cut and run. Bart said, “Hey jimmy, maybe you can cut a rotten fart and kill all the reps.” Jimmy said, “Time for joking is over. Wake up! The reps have real guns. NERD, this ain’t no video game.” Lone Wolf said, “Please remember that I love all of you. If I am mean… I ask that you forgive me.” This did shock me. Maybe things were bad and about to get a lot worse. Where was my pammy? Jimmy read my mind and said, “Xara is a wimp. She does not want to fight for us. Glad she is gone.” However, jimmy was wrong. Both Pam and Xara did show up. I could tell Xara had been crying. Pam said to Bart. “Xara wants to talk to you. She asks that you forgive her, please do so.” I could tell those two were going to get back together again. Bart had a large nose. Also, he had big ears. Radar was one of his nick names. He was ugly and then some. In contrast, Xara looked like a skinny super model with anorexia. She could sure use a BIG mac. Days went by with no action and all the hybrids fell asleep except me. My psychic sense alerted me to danger with a capital “D” even. Suddenly, the reptilians came. They shot up the place and stole some of our supplies, but what is worse… three venari girls were missing. These were not hybrids like us. Oh no, they were pures. I used my psychic powers. This allowed me to locate the three girls on earth as they were still in telepathic link up with us. I teleported down and put bracelets on all three and teleported them back to the ship again. [IMG]http://cdn1.sciencefiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/alien_invasion1.jpg[/IMG] All the venari were hugging me. They were happy the girls were still alive, but I could tell these girls had been hurt as their white hair was messed up. Also, they have cuts and bruises from a fight, as well as the tallest had blood coming from her nose. Everybody gathered into a large room. It was like the auditorium at school, except larger in size. I gave a speech to all the venari. [I]Thank you fellow citizens, as it is a pleasure to be among you. I am happy to serve. I wish to say that I am grateful that I have been allowed in. All three girls that were taken I was able to recover. They are safe now –“[/I] The tallest girl stood up. “Who will marry us now?” My heart sank. “I am sorry that I could not get to you sooner. Please forgive me.” She glared at me. “Would you marry me? I am damaged goods now.” I could hear thousands of voices. There was talk of revenge. I could feel anger in some. Pam stood up. “Brothers and sisters, this is not our way. God tells us to love our enemies.” Jimmy walked in with Theo in hand cuffs. A hush fell over the crowd as all I could hear was engine noise. Theo turned to toward me. “Whatcha lookin’ at you motha!” Jimmy said, “Theo gave our access codes to the reptilians for money. He sold us out!” Theo said, “Hey man, I bettah see mah lawyer – right now!” Jimmy said, “Wake up! This ain’t earth you F****** N*******!” Lone Wolf pulled out his ray gun. He pointed it at Theo and fired his gun. Suddenly, Theo was turned into vapor. Yeah, right in front of every one. I could hear screams. Jimmy said. “Good job! “ Lone Wolf said, “I have to put up with this %#^ for several years – no more. He brought dishonor to all hybrids, and all he ever did was complain about racism. If any one dos not like the way we do things, they can go back to the politically correct police state. I don’t wanna hear it no more.” There was great applause from the crowd as many stood up. Finally, things returned to normal and the reps stopped attacking us. I was a lot more happy than when I was in school because my life had purpose now. Back then I felt like a useless cog. Guard duty might be boring, but it was necessary. The venari placed a gold star on my uniform and I felt that I was making some progress. Bart asked me to be his best man. He and xara would soon marry. I started getting my tux ready for the occasion. Pam created it for me. It was an elaborate ceremony. Xara wore a white wedding dress like those on earth, but Bart the fart wore his venari uniform as well as a hat from the old venari empire. Jimmy acted as our priest and asked the happy couple to say their wedding vows. Rin, Pam’s sister, was the maid of honor and I wonder why xara did not ask pam. After all, Rin was already married to jimmy. Maybe there was a reason. Lone Wolf did not attend the ceremony. He is not very social as befits his name. All of us, except for Lone Wolf, went to Planet Boipatang on the honey moon. It is a tropical rain forest and yes – it is always raining. Well, that was not a good choice, and I had suggested Miami on Earth, but they never listen to me. OK so, after a few days, it was back on board the ship and guard duty again. However, I was still studying with the hybrids some. They wanted to learn more on earth and its customs. Education was highly valued among venari. I would wake up. Then we would all go to the scriptorium, a large dusty room. It was filled with ancient books that we would read from, and I did wonder why we did not simply use computers, but they were learning about earth and that is why they were there with me. Most of the time, to learn new concepts, the venari place a device over their heads like a 50's hair dryer. However, they wanted me to teach them from old books about earth history and what things mean. [url]https://pleasurephotoroom.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/beauty-salon-hair-dryer-corbis-archive-1950.jpg[/url] TAKEN FROM [url="http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/652325/Yazidi"]Yazidi | religious sect | Encyclopedia Britannica[/url] [I]The Yazīdī themselves are thought to be descended from supporters of the Umayyad caliph Yazīd I. They believe that they were created quite separately from the rest of humankind, being descended from Adam but not from Eve, and they have kept themselves strictly segregated from the people among whom they live. [/I] Hybrids would roll their eyes. When would I learn to speak like a proper person. Pam did mispronounce some words in English; for example niche is "NEECH", but she would say "NITCH". Also, cache is "CASH", but she would say "KAT - SHAY" Jimmy told me. “Dude, you need to marry. OK so when are you gonna marry pam?” I said, “Well, I am too young. Also, both of us need to be ready for a big step and –“ Jimmy said, “Dude, she is really crazy about you; however, not in a good way. Did I just say crazy?” I shouted, “THAT IS NOT TRUE!” Jimmy went on. “Dude, that evil gleam in her eyes. It is so scary. Also, maybe just a bit creeeeepy.” [MEDIA=youtube]Yh0AhrY9GjA[/MEDIA] She reminds jimmy of a crazy woman. [IMG]http://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/7c1/800852430_2006733.gif[/IMG] [/QUOTE]
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