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<blockquote data-quote="HDRKID" data-source="post: 99450" data-attributes="member: 43"><p><img src="http://arcadebounce.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Lasers-gun-mirror.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p><p></p><p></p><p>I got in a fight with Koro and I got beat up.</p><p></p><p>All the Eloran men told Koro he had to leave the station and was not welcome any more.</p><p></p><p>They offered to make me an Eloran citizen and were proud of me. </p><p></p><p>Wingless gave me a hug and said, "Dad is super."</p><p></p><p>Pam said, "I am very proud of you. Fighting someone who is bigger takes raw courage."</p><p></p><p>Strange, I certainly did not feel any courage. What I did feel was serious pain.</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf made a joke about an android that looked like a woman.</p><p></p><p><em>"There was an american pawn shop owner. He was tired of getting robbed and shot at, so he bought a pretty female android to help him in the store, but the robot's control module kept falling out and he kept on having to screw it back in. However, his russian friend never had any problems so he asked him one day - why is it that russian robots never break down ever. His russian friend goes - in america your screw robot, but in communist russia, robot screw you."</em></p><p></p><p>Actually, none of the Eloran men laughed any. They just glared at Lone Wolf with a hate stare. It looks like they do not like robots any, or so we guess.</p><p></p><p>Maybe the Elorans do not understand humans any. Humans are the opposite of Elorans, as they hate losers and love winners.</p><p></p><p>School house rumbles were common. They would sneer at losers and praise winners.</p><p></p><p>That said, beating some one smaller than you requires no courage.</p><p></p><p>After the celebrations I went over to the engine core.</p><p></p><p>I wanted to help Lone Wolf with chores again.</p><p></p><p>The engine was making a funny noise. He was busy cleaning it and looked up. "Oh, it's you."</p><p></p><p>I asked, "Need some help carrying the tube?"</p><p></p><p>After a brief nod, he exclaimed. "Push the big red button!"</p><p></p><p>I said, "There are none."</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf laughed. "All the controls are telepathic mon ami. There are no buttons, dials, or gauges. Don't be so simple moronic HUMAN!"</p><p></p><p>I looked down in sorrow. Maybe I really was a dunce, but this was mean.</p><p></p><p>He pulled out of his pocket a switchblade and gave it to me. "This is for you."</p><p></p><p>I nodded and said, "Thank you."</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf commanded, "Bro, let's go over an see jimmy."</p><p></p><p>I nodded, "OK so... is he still in surgery?"</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf snorted, "Ah no, I already told ya... He's in a recovery room."</p><p></p><p>Both of us walked over. I did not teleport as that is considered gauche or worse.</p><p></p><p>Jimmy AKA Crude Dude said to me. "Dude, how's it going?"</p><p></p><p>I said, "Got beat up. Hey, I'm OK, Tritonia is gone. How are you?"</p><p></p><p>Jimmy laughed. "<strong>TIT</strong>onia you say? Rin is doing fine, but I feel like warm cow manure."</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf said, "Elorans came to help us. They are sending more warriors."</p><p></p><p>Jimmy imitated an accent. "DUDE, you are so max epic. If you were emperor... you would be <em>awesomus maximus</em>."</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf said. "Get better jimmy... like we need you."</p><p></p><p>Jimmy said, "Got a joke for you. Pope gets pregnant a new nun. Then a cop shows up. Holy Father, did you impregnate Sister Chastity the nun? WHAT??? I only like boys, that rumor is nun sense my son."</p><p></p><p>All of us laughed and we were glad he still had his wicked sense of humor and stupid silly puns.</p><p></p><p>Rin gazes on jimmy. "Hey, c'mon sugar... eat some ice cream. Well, you need to eat more."</p><p></p><p>Jimmy shook his head in anger. "I hate having a woman... nag nag nag."</p><p></p><p>Right then we all laughed some more.</p><p></p><p>Pam said to her sister rin. "To save others, we must risk our own."</p><p></p><p>Rin barked, "HUH? Like our own what?"</p><p></p><p>Pam said, "I believe you said on the day you became a warrior - I will to the best of my limited ability fight to protect my people, and my God I will serve."</p><p></p><p>Rin looked down. "I am sorry. Please forgive me. Big sis, I will always love you."</p><p></p><p>Both of them started hugging and crying. Jimmy was also crying. Hey, I cannot explain that one.</p><p></p><p>A few days later jimmy stepped on to the elevator shaft with the rest of us. He waited for the doors to close and he cut the cheese. <strong>POOOOT!</strong></p><p></p><p>There was silence instead of the usual laughter and an enormous Eloran man grabbed him and pushed jimmy's head near an ass. POOOOOOOT!</p><p></p><p>All the Eloran men laughed at jimmy. In fact one went. "WHAT? That fart wasn't rotten enough for you jimmy?" He grabbed jimmy's head and empties his bowels on jimmy's nose. POOOOOOOOOT!</p><p></p><p>Laughter filled the tiny elevator room. There was also a foul stench of feces and rotten eggs. I started coughing.</p><p></p><p>Jimmy said, "That fart smelled worse than $#@+!"</p><p></p><p>The man replied, "That's cuz it came out of an asshole you asshole, so stop farting near us."</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf said, "He got a taste of his own medicine."</p><p></p><p>All of us laughed after that one.</p><p></p><p>Later on we all went to the weapons room. Pam started handing out ammo.</p><p></p><p>They were called antimatter pins. I had never seen any.</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf yelled, "HEY, my uniform is gone. It was probably one of the new men."</p><p></p><p>Jimmy said, "DUDE, the Elorans are a lot bigger than you... wise up."</p><p></p><p>Pam said, "Lone Wolf, you probably left it somewhere on the station near the engine core."</p><p></p><p>All of us started looking in every nook and cranny. However, it was nowhere to be seen.</p><p></p><p>Certainly, this did worry me. I know that the venari got no crime.</p><p></p><p>Please remember that among venari... each person is a zero. Everything is the group.</p><p></p><p>I went to do my chores and I was cleaning the bath room. Jimmy made a lot of jokes about the over powering aroma. Bathroom does smells like sewer gas or worse.</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf asked me. "Hey, do you mind if I help you?" Basically, he was trying to be nicer.</p><p></p><p>I nodded, "Thank you. BTW, what is your real name?"</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf said, "That ain't none of your damn business, HUMAN!"</p><p></p><p>Jimmy said, "Oh my, ain't we just a bit touchy now. I don't think he’s got one."</p><p></p><p>I said, "If I offended you, I am sorry."</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf said, "Drop it OK... and don't bring it back up again."</p><p></p><p>Jimmy said, "Hey, my name is CRUDE DUDE because I am rude and crude and -"</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf shouted. <em>"STFU! I donna wanna here your $#@+ no more!"</em></p><p></p><p>All of us went back to work in silence that was thick as onion cream soup.</p><p></p><p>Suddenly, a large crowd of beefy Eloran men came BARGING in. All our hard work was gone in less than one sec even.</p><p></p><p>Lone Wolf yelled at the group of husky Eloran men<em>. "Hey, we just finished cleaning the rest room. Like ya cain't come in... with dirty shoes on."</em></p><p></p><p>This wild bunch of Eloran guys grabbed Lone Wolf and threw him up against a wall as they shouted. "Stop bossing us around ya damn HALF BREED!"</p><p></p><p>He quickly ran to the engine core. Basically, his tail was tucked between his legs like a beaten wolf cub that did not want to fight any more. Sadly, he did not have his knife any more. After all, he had given it to me.</p><p></p><p>Jimmy said, "Bit of a scuffle with the men. Lone Wolf is not the leader of this pack, as venari strive to live in peace. Elorans are same way."</p><p></p><p>Both of us walked over to the cafeteria and xara was serving us. I was tired of the artificial smell of pink or purple ice cream. Funny, I cannot eat strawberry ice cream any more.</p><p></p><p>I like the Elorans, but they look at our women the way a hungry wolf looks at a piece of meat and he has not eaten anything for the whole winter season. Definitely, spring was in our air.</p><p></p><p>Xara asked, “Hey ya guys, those nasty Eloran men keep hitting on me. Like can you tell em to stop it?”</p><p></p><p>Jimmy said, “I wish they would go away. They tangled with Lone Wolf and beat him up.”</p><p></p><p>Pam snarled, “<em>All of you – shut up. Fact Is, we need em.”</em></p><p></p><p>Xara asked, “Hey ya guys, when do you think the reps will attack us? I gotta bad feeling it’s soon."</p><p></p><p>I pulled out the knife Lone Wolf gave me. "I am ready to tangle with the snake heads again."</p><p></p><p>Wingless frowned. "Dad, put that knife away. I don't want you to die fighting reps."</p><p></p><p>Pam said, "I am sorry. They were spotted not too far away. Hope it is later, but it seems sooner."</p><p></p><p>Jimmy said, "I also feel it is soon. Dude, um like we are barely out of recovery."</p><p></p><p>Rin added, "I do not relish another encounter, they play rough with us."</p><p></p><p>Dirty Bird said, "Wish I could give you an answer. All we got is a bag of air."</p><p></p><p>Wingless said, "Let's all go to the Eloran world of Tremintros - right away. That way we can avoid the reps."</p><p></p><p>I said, "Hey, I've never been there and I would like to go."</p><p></p><p>Pam said, "Trust me, it is poor. Like a trailer park on earth except underground where it is dark, damp, and max creepy."</p><p></p><p>Xara said, "Tell me about it, we've been there, but what else is new!"</p><p></p><p>I said, "Ah, maybe we can get some robots to do our work for us. Sadly, we have lost most of em in our rep war."</p><p></p><p>Jimmy said to an Eloran man. "Hey, I heard you Elorans got rid of your robots ages ago."</p><p></p><p>The man said, "Goro is my name. Koro was a brother of mine. Well, he still is. I did not disown him - not yet!"</p><p></p><p>Pam said, "Goro, it is a pleasure to meet you. What did happen to your robots?"</p><p></p><p>Goro smiled, "There was a robot rebellion years ago. They complained about being our slaves and racism. Mostly, they said they did not want to be called robots any more. Oh yes, they did prefer the term - artificial person."</p><p></p><p>I said, "Frankly, we use to have a lot more robots before the war. They could sure help us now."</p><p></p><p>Goro intoned, "I never did like um <em>ROBOT</em>S any."</p><p></p><p>Pam inquired. "Why is this so?"</p><p></p><p>Goro said, "Frankly, I think they are a perversion. Trying to act and look like a man."</p><p></p><p>Pam sneered, <em>“I don’t think they have a soul, more machine than man.” </em></p><p></p><p>Goro spat. “Those buckets of bolts belong in a garbage can.”</p><p></p><p>Jimmy jumped in. "Earth has robots now. THEY -"</p><p></p><p>Goro shouted, "Those swine! I hate the metal monstrosities and -"</p><p></p><p>Jimmy said, "Hey, calm down big boy, we -"</p><p></p><p>Goro did scream. <em>"Don't tell me to calm down you half human FREAK!"</em></p><p></p><p>Pam stood up. "Another outburst like that one... and you will join your brother on Planet Tremintros... very soon."</p><p></p><p>She shook her head at me. "I shoulda never let em in. Tis my mistake and one we own."</p><p></p><p>Goro said, "I am sorry. Please do forgive me. I lost my dad and my mom... in the robot war." He started crying. After that we all started crying.</p><p></p><p>I gave him a hug. "All of us forgive you. Please understand we need to all stand together against the reps."</p><p></p><p><img src="http://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/03/08/sunday-review/08ROBOT/08ROBOT-articleLarge-v2.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="HDRKID, post: 99450, member: 43"] [IMG]http://arcadebounce.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Lasers-gun-mirror.jpg[/IMG] I got in a fight with Koro and I got beat up. All the Eloran men told Koro he had to leave the station and was not welcome any more. They offered to make me an Eloran citizen and were proud of me. Wingless gave me a hug and said, "Dad is super." Pam said, "I am very proud of you. Fighting someone who is bigger takes raw courage." Strange, I certainly did not feel any courage. What I did feel was serious pain. Lone Wolf made a joke about an android that looked like a woman. [I]"There was an american pawn shop owner. He was tired of getting robbed and shot at, so he bought a pretty female android to help him in the store, but the robot's control module kept falling out and he kept on having to screw it back in. However, his russian friend never had any problems so he asked him one day - why is it that russian robots never break down ever. His russian friend goes - in america your screw robot, but in communist russia, robot screw you."[/I] Actually, none of the Eloran men laughed any. They just glared at Lone Wolf with a hate stare. It looks like they do not like robots any, or so we guess. Maybe the Elorans do not understand humans any. Humans are the opposite of Elorans, as they hate losers and love winners. School house rumbles were common. They would sneer at losers and praise winners. That said, beating some one smaller than you requires no courage. After the celebrations I went over to the engine core. I wanted to help Lone Wolf with chores again. The engine was making a funny noise. He was busy cleaning it and looked up. "Oh, it's you." I asked, "Need some help carrying the tube?" After a brief nod, he exclaimed. "Push the big red button!" I said, "There are none." Lone Wolf laughed. "All the controls are telepathic mon ami. There are no buttons, dials, or gauges. Don't be so simple moronic HUMAN!" I looked down in sorrow. Maybe I really was a dunce, but this was mean. He pulled out of his pocket a switchblade and gave it to me. "This is for you." I nodded and said, "Thank you." Lone Wolf commanded, "Bro, let's go over an see jimmy." I nodded, "OK so... is he still in surgery?" Lone Wolf snorted, "Ah no, I already told ya... He's in a recovery room." Both of us walked over. I did not teleport as that is considered gauche or worse. Jimmy AKA Crude Dude said to me. "Dude, how's it going?" I said, "Got beat up. Hey, I'm OK, Tritonia is gone. How are you?" Jimmy laughed. "[B]TIT[/B]onia you say? Rin is doing fine, but I feel like warm cow manure." Lone Wolf said, "Elorans came to help us. They are sending more warriors." Jimmy imitated an accent. "DUDE, you are so max epic. If you were emperor... you would be [I]awesomus maximus[/I]." Lone Wolf said. "Get better jimmy... like we need you." Jimmy said, "Got a joke for you. Pope gets pregnant a new nun. Then a cop shows up. Holy Father, did you impregnate Sister Chastity the nun? WHAT??? I only like boys, that rumor is nun sense my son." All of us laughed and we were glad he still had his wicked sense of humor and stupid silly puns. Rin gazes on jimmy. "Hey, c'mon sugar... eat some ice cream. Well, you need to eat more." Jimmy shook his head in anger. "I hate having a woman... nag nag nag." Right then we all laughed some more. Pam said to her sister rin. "To save others, we must risk our own." Rin barked, "HUH? Like our own what?" Pam said, "I believe you said on the day you became a warrior - I will to the best of my limited ability fight to protect my people, and my God I will serve." Rin looked down. "I am sorry. Please forgive me. Big sis, I will always love you." Both of them started hugging and crying. Jimmy was also crying. Hey, I cannot explain that one. A few days later jimmy stepped on to the elevator shaft with the rest of us. He waited for the doors to close and he cut the cheese. [B]POOOOT![/B] There was silence instead of the usual laughter and an enormous Eloran man grabbed him and pushed jimmy's head near an ass. POOOOOOOT! All the Eloran men laughed at jimmy. In fact one went. "WHAT? That fart wasn't rotten enough for you jimmy?" He grabbed jimmy's head and empties his bowels on jimmy's nose. POOOOOOOOOT! Laughter filled the tiny elevator room. There was also a foul stench of feces and rotten eggs. I started coughing. Jimmy said, "That fart smelled worse than $#@+!" The man replied, "That's cuz it came out of an asshole you asshole, so stop farting near us." Lone Wolf said, "He got a taste of his own medicine." All of us laughed after that one. Later on we all went to the weapons room. Pam started handing out ammo. They were called antimatter pins. I had never seen any. Lone Wolf yelled, "HEY, my uniform is gone. It was probably one of the new men." Jimmy said, "DUDE, the Elorans are a lot bigger than you... wise up." Pam said, "Lone Wolf, you probably left it somewhere on the station near the engine core." All of us started looking in every nook and cranny. However, it was nowhere to be seen. Certainly, this did worry me. I know that the venari got no crime. Please remember that among venari... each person is a zero. Everything is the group. I went to do my chores and I was cleaning the bath room. Jimmy made a lot of jokes about the over powering aroma. Bathroom does smells like sewer gas or worse. Lone Wolf asked me. "Hey, do you mind if I help you?" Basically, he was trying to be nicer. I nodded, "Thank you. BTW, what is your real name?" Lone Wolf said, "That ain't none of your damn business, HUMAN!" Jimmy said, "Oh my, ain't we just a bit touchy now. I don't think he’s got one." I said, "If I offended you, I am sorry." Lone Wolf said, "Drop it OK... and don't bring it back up again." Jimmy said, "Hey, my name is CRUDE DUDE because I am rude and crude and -" Lone Wolf shouted. [I]"STFU! I donna wanna here your $#@+ no more!"[/I] All of us went back to work in silence that was thick as onion cream soup. Suddenly, a large crowd of beefy Eloran men came BARGING in. All our hard work was gone in less than one sec even. Lone Wolf yelled at the group of husky Eloran men[I]. "Hey, we just finished cleaning the rest room. Like ya cain't come in... with dirty shoes on."[/I] This wild bunch of Eloran guys grabbed Lone Wolf and threw him up against a wall as they shouted. "Stop bossing us around ya damn HALF BREED!" He quickly ran to the engine core. Basically, his tail was tucked between his legs like a beaten wolf cub that did not want to fight any more. Sadly, he did not have his knife any more. After all, he had given it to me. Jimmy said, "Bit of a scuffle with the men. Lone Wolf is not the leader of this pack, as venari strive to live in peace. Elorans are same way." Both of us walked over to the cafeteria and xara was serving us. I was tired of the artificial smell of pink or purple ice cream. Funny, I cannot eat strawberry ice cream any more. I like the Elorans, but they look at our women the way a hungry wolf looks at a piece of meat and he has not eaten anything for the whole winter season. Definitely, spring was in our air. Xara asked, “Hey ya guys, those nasty Eloran men keep hitting on me. Like can you tell em to stop it?” Jimmy said, “I wish they would go away. They tangled with Lone Wolf and beat him up.” Pam snarled, “[I]All of you – shut up. Fact Is, we need em.”[/I] Xara asked, “Hey ya guys, when do you think the reps will attack us? I gotta bad feeling it’s soon." I pulled out the knife Lone Wolf gave me. "I am ready to tangle with the snake heads again." Wingless frowned. "Dad, put that knife away. I don't want you to die fighting reps." Pam said, "I am sorry. They were spotted not too far away. Hope it is later, but it seems sooner." Jimmy said, "I also feel it is soon. Dude, um like we are barely out of recovery." Rin added, "I do not relish another encounter, they play rough with us." Dirty Bird said, "Wish I could give you an answer. All we got is a bag of air." Wingless said, "Let's all go to the Eloran world of Tremintros - right away. That way we can avoid the reps." I said, "Hey, I've never been there and I would like to go." Pam said, "Trust me, it is poor. Like a trailer park on earth except underground where it is dark, damp, and max creepy." Xara said, "Tell me about it, we've been there, but what else is new!" I said, "Ah, maybe we can get some robots to do our work for us. Sadly, we have lost most of em in our rep war." Jimmy said to an Eloran man. "Hey, I heard you Elorans got rid of your robots ages ago." The man said, "Goro is my name. Koro was a brother of mine. Well, he still is. I did not disown him - not yet!" Pam said, "Goro, it is a pleasure to meet you. What did happen to your robots?" Goro smiled, "There was a robot rebellion years ago. They complained about being our slaves and racism. Mostly, they said they did not want to be called robots any more. Oh yes, they did prefer the term - artificial person." I said, "Frankly, we use to have a lot more robots before the war. They could sure help us now." Goro intoned, "I never did like um [I]ROBOT[/I]S any." Pam inquired. "Why is this so?" Goro said, "Frankly, I think they are a perversion. Trying to act and look like a man." Pam sneered, [I]“I don’t think they have a soul, more machine than man.” [/I] Goro spat. “Those buckets of bolts belong in a garbage can.” Jimmy jumped in. "Earth has robots now. THEY -" Goro shouted, "Those swine! I hate the metal monstrosities and -" Jimmy said, "Hey, calm down big boy, we -" Goro did scream. [I]"Don't tell me to calm down you half human FREAK!"[/I] Pam stood up. "Another outburst like that one... and you will join your brother on Planet Tremintros... very soon." She shook her head at me. "I shoulda never let em in. Tis my mistake and one we own." Goro said, "I am sorry. Please do forgive me. I lost my dad and my mom... in the robot war." He started crying. After that we all started crying. I gave him a hug. "All of us forgive you. Please understand we need to all stand together against the reps." [IMG]http://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/03/08/sunday-review/08ROBOT/08ROBOT-articleLarge-v2.gif[/IMG] [/QUOTE]
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