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<blockquote data-quote="gl100" data-source="post: 35863" data-attributes="member: 296"><p><strong>Re: HDRkid</strong></p><p></p><p>Amazing isn't it? Dr. Doomass shows his ass more than a slide show at a proctology convention. </p><p></p><p>Why wouldn't the IRS still be around Chip? Apparently the US population is only 5 million after the, and I quote, "wars, famine, disease, and an asteroid hitting the earth." And don't forget, the government will, and I quote again, " begin to execute old people for being - nonproductive citizens. Also crippled and retarded will be executed." </p><p></p><p>Aside from obviously predicting his own death, and what would have to be the smallest asteroid known to man, Zippy has basically told us the following:</p><p></p><p>1. The US will be destroyed by every possible means except a Vogon Constructor Fleet.</p><p></p><p>2. The Federal Reserve will no longer be around but the IRS will still be auditing the survivors of the previously stated cornucopia of calamity. Pesky little bastards aren't they? Worse than cock-a-roaches!</p><p></p><p>2. Gold will be the standard currency quickly followed by Vespas and bicycle tires.</p><p></p><p>3. The price of this precious commodity will apparently be $20 per ounce. They must have found some huge fucking reserves of this stuff in the future.</p><p></p><p>4. Due to the multitude of mayhem and the govt killing off all the undesirable elements, the population is now trimmed down to a very manageable 5 million people who apparently have all moved to one large city so as to compensate for the rationed gasoline at 10 gallons per month.</p><p></p><p>5. Of the 5 million total souls left in the country, the working class laborers will receive a wage of 5 ounces of gold per day. Quite a few probably toil away in sweat shops making reinforced pant's pockets to accommodate the rather heavy weekly payroll they receive.</p><p></p><p>6. These laborers will be making an annual salary in excess of $35,000. Some will probably augment their income by delving in black market egg sales as well as peddling home-grown chickens to the upper management suits at the reinforced pant's pocket factories. The rich just get richer.</p><p></p><p>7. Of course, all of these eggs will not be pasteurized or processed so they will begin to hatch in the natural heat left over from the calamities. The resulting population explosion in egg bearing hens will crack the entire egg selling monopoly's shell companies thus frying the already scrambled economy. Only the hard-boiled and gritty will survive. Chicken, as well as egg, poaching will be made a federal offense.</p><p></p><p>The eventual stench from all of the foul fowl excrement will rival that of Zippy's better stories and in one last bit of ironic and poetic justice, the world, just like Nostradumbass's stories will be reduced to a huge pile of chickenshit.</p><p></p><p>The cleanup costs will be astronomical but be sure to keep your receipts because, you know, the IRS is still around.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gl100, post: 35863, member: 296"] [b]Re: HDRkid[/b] Amazing isn't it? Dr. Doomass shows his ass more than a slide show at a proctology convention. Why wouldn't the IRS still be around Chip? Apparently the US population is only 5 million after the, and I quote, "wars, famine, disease, and an asteroid hitting the earth." And don't forget, the government will, and I quote again, " begin to execute old people for being - nonproductive citizens. Also crippled and retarded will be executed." Aside from obviously predicting his own death, and what would have to be the smallest asteroid known to man, Zippy has basically told us the following: 1. The US will be destroyed by every possible means except a Vogon Constructor Fleet. 2. The Federal Reserve will no longer be around but the IRS will still be auditing the survivors of the previously stated cornucopia of calamity. Pesky little bastards aren't they? Worse than cock-a-roaches! 2. Gold will be the standard currency quickly followed by Vespas and bicycle tires. 3. The price of this precious commodity will apparently be $20 per ounce. They must have found some huge fucking reserves of this stuff in the future. 4. Due to the multitude of mayhem and the govt killing off all the undesirable elements, the population is now trimmed down to a very manageable 5 million people who apparently have all moved to one large city so as to compensate for the rationed gasoline at 10 gallons per month. 5. Of the 5 million total souls left in the country, the working class laborers will receive a wage of 5 ounces of gold per day. Quite a few probably toil away in sweat shops making reinforced pant's pockets to accommodate the rather heavy weekly payroll they receive. 6. These laborers will be making an annual salary in excess of $35,000. Some will probably augment their income by delving in black market egg sales as well as peddling home-grown chickens to the upper management suits at the reinforced pant's pocket factories. The rich just get richer. 7. Of course, all of these eggs will not be pasteurized or processed so they will begin to hatch in the natural heat left over from the calamities. The resulting population explosion in egg bearing hens will crack the entire egg selling monopoly's shell companies thus frying the already scrambled economy. Only the hard-boiled and gritty will survive. Chicken, as well as egg, poaching will be made a federal offense. The eventual stench from all of the foul fowl excrement will rival that of Zippy's better stories and in one last bit of ironic and poetic justice, the world, just like Nostradumbass's stories will be reduced to a huge pile of chickenshit. The cleanup costs will be astronomical but be sure to keep your receipts because, you know, the IRS is still around. [/QUOTE]
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