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LHC shut down by weasel
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<blockquote data-quote="Martian" data-source="post: 132113" data-attributes="member: 6511"><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p>A small mammal has sabotaged the world's most powerful scientific instrument.</p><p></p><p>The <a href="http://home.cern/topics/large-hadron-collider" target="_blank">Large Hadron Collider</a>, a 17-mile superconducting machine designed to smash protons together at close to the speed of light, went offline overnight. Engineers investigating the mishap found the charred remains of a furry creature near a gnawed-through power cable.</p><p></p><p>"We had electrical problems, and we are pretty sure this was caused by a small animal," says Arnaud Marsollier, head of press for <a href="http://home.cern/" target="_blank">CERN</a>, the organization that runs the $7 billion particle collider in Switzerland. Although they had not conducted a thorough analysis of the remains, Marsollier says they believe the creature was "a weasel, probably." (Update: An <a href="http://indico.cern.ch/event/506407/contributions/1184968/attachments/1265776/1873815/LHC_29042016.pdf" target="_blank">official briefing document</a> from CERN indicates the creature may have been a marten.)</p><p></p><p><a href="http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/29/476154494/weasel-shuts-down-world-s-most-powerful-particle-collider" target="_blank">Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider</a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Martian, post: 132113, member: 6511"] [SIZE=6][B]Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider[/B] [/SIZE] A small mammal has sabotaged the world's most powerful scientific instrument. The [URL='http://home.cern/topics/large-hadron-collider']Large Hadron Collider[/URL], a 17-mile superconducting machine designed to smash protons together at close to the speed of light, went offline overnight. Engineers investigating the mishap found the charred remains of a furry creature near a gnawed-through power cable. "We had electrical problems, and we are pretty sure this was caused by a small animal," says Arnaud Marsollier, head of press for [URL='http://home.cern/']CERN[/URL], the organization that runs the $7 billion particle collider in Switzerland. Although they had not conducted a thorough analysis of the remains, Marsollier says they believe the creature was "a weasel, probably." (Update: An [URL='http://indico.cern.ch/event/506407/contributions/1184968/attachments/1265776/1873815/LHC_29042016.pdf']official briefing document[/URL] from CERN indicates the creature may have been a marten.) [URL='http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/29/476154494/weasel-shuts-down-world-s-most-powerful-particle-collider']Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider[/URL] [/QUOTE]
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