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Confirmed Hoax Looking for someone with time traveling capabilities to avert a tragedy

Discussion in 'Time Machines and Experiments' started by VictorC, May 3, 2017.

  1. VictorC

    VictorC Junior Member

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    Begrüßung von freunden, in 2003 i met my soul partner, two year later he was taking away from me in a tragedy. Vot happened is we vere walking hand in hand through a field when a small dog off its lead charged a herd of cows causing a stampede. Ve both ran and for the briefest of moment I let go of my partner's hand to a jump a fence. I turned around to find him trampled to death. I've tried to find solace in a well formed Bible and the works of Friedrich Nietzsche. But I would love to meet someone with time travelling abilities. In order to go back and avert this terrible tragedy. I am someone off means, and they would be rewarded greatly.
     
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  3. JustMe

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    How come all of a sudden you are writing in a "German accent" when you haven't on any previous posts? Seems weird. Most Germans speak and write very good English and would not do that.
     
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  4. JustMe

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    You even typed "ve" and "we" in the same post. Unless you edit after I point this out...
     
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  5. VictorC

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    english is a second language for me. plus typos.
     
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  6. VictorC

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    I am willing to give a impressive cash sum, to anyone who can help ve achieve my goal of rescuing my soulmate, Rudolph.
     
  7. JustMe

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    A "w" in German sounds like a "v" in English and a "v" in German sounds like an "f" in English. So your fake German accent makes no sense. Just saying...
     
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  8. Remnant

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    People who speak English as a second language and have troubles with it do make typos and use the wrong words but they don't type in an accent tbh
     
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    Labeling this thread as a hoax... Victor was Lord Henry aka Lussorio... Again.
     
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    A bit disappointed there was no pringles can or magic bike this time.
     
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  11. Remnant

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    Who's that if I may ask?