Einstein
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Try cooking the bacon until crispy.
The Bacon Thread
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Try cooking the bacon until crispy.
TnWatchdog
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Yes, but eating cheeseburgers everyday and smoking them cigarettes didn't help the situation any. I say...bring on the 'crispy' bacon...enough for everyone.
ole timer
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damn I wanted to vote ...I could eat bacon everyday I just loves it....momma won't let me have to much thou
Opmmur
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I will try to cook up a pound of bacon on your next visit 12-25-2014.
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An epic bacon party on Christmas morning sounds pretty badass to me.
Opmmur
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Me to, back in 2001 TnWatchdog
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Goofy Church Of Bacon Offers Religious Services to Meat Lovers
By Sumitra on April 24th, 2015 Category: News
Founded in 2012 by Las Vegas-based ex-Marine John Whiteside, the basic premise of the United Church of Bacon is rather simple – bacon is our God, because bacon is real. Well, who can argue with logic like that?
The church claims to have over 4,000 meat-loving members, some of whom even bear quirky titles. Whiteside goes by ‘Bacon Prophet’, while member Johnny Monsarrat calls himself ‘Funkmaster General’ and ‘Institutionalised Thought Leader’. The members are mostly atheists who claim that their religion is to doubt religion.
Although the church aims to unite meat lovers, it was basically started by Whiteside to stand up for atheists’ rights. “The hatred of atheists, atheophobia and secularphobia, has no stigma, unlike homophobia, Islamophobia, anti-Semitism, and racism. That needs to change,” he said.
By Sumitra on April 24th, 2015 Category: News
Founded in 2012 by Las Vegas-based ex-Marine John Whiteside, the basic premise of the United Church of Bacon is rather simple – bacon is our God, because bacon is real. Well, who can argue with logic like that?
The church claims to have over 4,000 meat-loving members, some of whom even bear quirky titles. Whiteside goes by ‘Bacon Prophet’, while member Johnny Monsarrat calls himself ‘Funkmaster General’ and ‘Institutionalised Thought Leader’. The members are mostly atheists who claim that their religion is to doubt religion.
Although the church aims to unite meat lovers, it was basically started by Whiteside to stand up for atheists’ rights. “The hatred of atheists, atheophobia and secularphobia, has no stigma, unlike homophobia, Islamophobia, anti-Semitism, and racism. That needs to change,” he said.
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LOL That's a pretty good one. I'm sure they'll have even more followers!
TnWatchdog
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I would imagine they still need to pass the collection plate..."Let's bring home the bacon", the Bacon Prophet says as the followers squeal.
RHYS
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Little Caesars Pizza here just introduced their crust featuring 3.5' of bacon-wrapped, greasy goodness! Btw, I don't eat pork (by choice) but refuse to consider bacon "pork" bc I won't give it up!
Geez, what's with this new bacon-lovin' trend? My stepdaughter even collected purses, wallets & merchandise sporting bacon. YES there is such a demographic/marketing. One yr, we shopped all online & had a dang bacon themed Xmas for her...... God, I'm weird....
Geez, what's with this new bacon-lovin' trend? My stepdaughter even collected purses, wallets & merchandise sporting bacon. YES there is such a demographic/marketing. One yr, we shopped all online & had a dang bacon themed Xmas for her...... God, I'm weird....