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Time Travel Humor

Discussion in 'Time Travel Discussion' started by HDRKID, Jul 23, 2017.

  1. HDRKID

    HDRKID Senior Member Premium

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    Why did John Titor toss me a clock?
    He wanted to pass some TIME.


    John Titor calls Walmart up.

    Hey, do you guys carry grandfather clocks?

    Ah, yes we do.

    Heavy, aren't they?

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    TimeFlipper Senior Member Premium

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    I heard a very funny time-travel joke tomorrow...

    The past the present and the future walked into a bar...things got tense..

    I used to be addicted to time-travel, but thats all in the past now..

    I met a very old friend of mine at the time-travel club, we go back years..
     
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  4. PaulaJedi

    PaulaJedi Survivor Premium

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    I'm tweeting all these. lol
     


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    TimeFlipper Senior Member Premium

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    I already Tweeted them ages ago Paula, get your own time-travel jokes LOL :p :LOL:..
     
  6. PaulaJedi

    PaulaJedi Survivor Premium

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    NO! I want yours! :mad:
     
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    TimeFlipper Senior Member Premium

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    I was saving those jokes for the New Profile postings, dont worry Paula i will be posting more of them on the new profile postings, you can use them for tweets if you like (y) :LOL:..
     
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    There was a young lady from Wight
    Who traveled much faster than light.
    She departed one day
    In a relative way
    And returned on the previous night.

    Harte
     
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    TimeFlipper Senior Member Premium

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    The past the present and the future walked into a bar, the bartender said things have got tense...

    I heard a funny time-travel joke tomorrow..

    The bar tender said we dont serve time-travellers here..A time-traveller walked into a bar..;)
     
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    I made up a few jokes, sorta silly but hey that's me.

    I was at a carnival and I seen a sign that said "I will read the future, If I'm wrong you get your money back". So I went into the tent where a woman was sitting there with a glass bowl in front of her and she said " FEED THE BOWL TO KNOW YOUR FUTURE" so I put $20 bucks in the bowl and she started telling me some BS , then I got up and took my $20 back and she said "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING" so I said " IF YOU WERE REAL, YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN BEFORE HAND THAT I WAS GOING TO TAKE MY MONEY BACK" LOL silly but funny