Decibel scale descriptions should stop discriminating people with oversensitive hearing. They always stop at zero decibels as if we and the whole world we experience don't even exist, so let's start from 0 decibels being the loudest and go down from there.
0 db: dying insects crying for help.
-10 db (10X): your blood rushing like a river and bones creaking like an old wooden ship.
-20 db (100X): bat vision and you can hear people whispering about you hundreds of meters away. (adult with oversensitive hearing)
-30 db (1000X): spiderman hearing, but voices through walls are still muffled from diffusion so you can only hear the base. (Stan Lee got it wrong)
-40 db (10000X): you identify people based on their heartbeats and can detect inanimate objects from the 1% absence of ambient sound they are blocking, so you are impossible to hide from. (4 year old with oversensitive hearing)
-50 db (100000X): deep meditation slowing down your heart rate needed to hear past your own blood.
Asked ChatGPT what it thought about Meta's new investment. "Mark Zuckerberg's investment of $9 billion in graphics cards could yield exceptional gaming graphics. With that budget, he could purchase a significant number of high-end GPUs, which could deliver excellent performance in high-definition gaming. The exact number of graphics cards and their performance would depend on factors such as the specific models chosen and any bulk discounts negotiated. However, with such a substantial investment, Zuckerberg could likely build a powerful gaming setup capable of running the latest games at high settings and resolutions."
Schools really need to teach students proper typewriting. Too many new programmers can't tell the difference between indentation and alignment. Then they contradict themselves when choosing a convention based on missunderstandings.
Scientists just found out that low pressure showers last much longer and consume many times more water in total, which has been a running joke since the 1990s. Now they wonder why someone would have to take a longer shower with a low pressure that is not strong enough to remove the greasy dirt (which does not mix with water).
Asked ChatGPT if I should become a vampire after it failed to look up any useful information. "Becoming a vampire is a major decision with serious implications. It's crucial to consider the consequences, both positive and negative, before making such a choice. Have you thoroughly thought about what being a vampire entails and why you're considering it?"
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(Somehow the lyrics seem oddly appropriate for AI...)