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  • The subway train almost derailed, because it had to drive at full speed while changing lanes to avoid a collision, due to Sweden's new traffic planning system that was criticised ahead of its launch. Sparks illuminated the tunnel as wheels lifted from the rail and passengers flew around. Just missed the opposing subway train going full speed against us on the same lane.

    When it was finally over and I was on the bus, loud bangs could be heard from different directions and police cars responded.
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    Wind7
    Wind7
    Holy Crap Dude!

    You were on the subway when all of that happened ?????
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    Yes, flew off the seat and back again.
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    Wind7
    Wind7
    Seems your little dark cloud of bad luck has a silver lining.
    Glad you're still around to tell the tale!
    Bought a set of vegan tweezers online. Guess some dogs they didn't test it on must be full of ticks by now.
    Traveled in the Stockholm subway while wearing my ushanka hat because it was cold outside. Everyone walking in my direction gave me lots of free space by turning away with horrified expressions. A man on the subway train stared at my thick beard and then jumped and almost fell when I looked back at him.
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    Einstein
    Einstein
    I'll just bet a Joe Biden mask would have produced the same result.
    Wind7
    Wind7
    I went out the other day wearing my Ushanka hat....Was followed by PETA.
    It turns out I mistook my sleeping cat for a hat and wore him to the grocery store. ;)
    The rich smell of brie cheese in my kitchen told me that it was time to cut my toenails.
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    Wind7
    Wind7
    I have Applewood Smoked Gouda in my refrigerator.......No Brie, Thankfully.
    NOBODY likes finding cheesy toenail in their nom-noms. ;)
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    Maybe my toes can cultivate another cheese if I change my died.
    PaulaJedi
    PaulaJedi
    DUDE! :sick:
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    Was at the train station today. Two nurses at a booth asked guys for sperm donations using pamphlets, which nobody wanted to take in front of the crowd. Then an old woman sitting next to me nagged me to buy her a hotdog, which I finally agreed to do.
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    Wind7
    Wind7
    Yeah, when the bus stop gurus want a hotdog,
    they always want it to be One With Everything. 😁
    Mayhem
    Mayhem
    Did you take the pamphlet you never said :)?
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    The only nurses that get my yoghurt are the ones in my bedroom.
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    Bought a pre-owned radio from 1991. Then saw that filling it with lots of rechargable D batteries costs more than buying a new radio including batteries.
    PaulaJedi
    PaulaJedi
    Ironic, isn't it?
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    When I first tried to run the radio on AC from my powerstation, I got a loud tone. Then I tried it again using a long extension coord, which adds enough capacitance to filter out the powerstation's noise. Not very energy efficient, but it will do for an emergency.
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