Dreamt about finding a plastic bag with ten grand stuffed inside the throat of a toy dinosaur. Right after I heard about IKEA recalling a game because of the choking hazard.
Maybe I should celebrate easter this year, by worshipping the Babylonian fertility goddess Ishtar. If I see Christians coloring eggs, I can confiscate them as "heresy" for my own rituals.
Smells of burnt plastic after my 100000 mAh powerbank got the wrong voltage from a defective regulator. Keeping it in a fireproof place while hoping that it will not explode.
Reading the news about how much UK politicians spend on their extravagant luxury trips. If only they had waited for a 20% discount like I did, we would have paid the same price. Now I pity them because you don't get a good trip for only 9000£, you get transfer with a non-english speaking driver taking you to the wrong airport, because most high-end trips are a rip off.
Sol Invictus was on holiday and Baldr just plain overslept.