Beholder

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    Sometimes my bed is so comfortable that I can only feel my feet touching it. Then wake up kicking in panic when it feels like I'm falling backwards.
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    Had my first taste of emergency water I froze 20 liters of in 2018. Tastes great when ice cold and from before our pipes needed repairs.
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    Dreamt about wearing a towel. What religion am I supposed to convert to this week?
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    Wind7
    Wind7
    There's always The Ministry of Silly Walks.

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    ...You'll need to provide your own briefcase..... ;)
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    Maybe I'll just worship spider princess Mephala.
    OakFieldAlienz444
    OakFieldAlienz444
    careful not to trigger politically incorrect responses. Spider Princess sounds good.
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    Replied to mails from Nigeria in my spam folder promising me more free stuff. Turned out to be legit yet again.
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    Doubt what I say, and I become incredible. Talk trash about me, and I become legendary.
    Wind7
    Wind7
    @Beholder If you've been getting 'trashed' on the forum, don't hesitate to report it.
    Same goes for anyone here @Paranormalis :)
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    These things happened at work, but thanks anyway.
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    Lied in the sofa stroking my tail, only to realize I never had one.
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    Wind7
    Wind7
    Same...Only mine were real so,
    I started bobbing them off and they grew right back.
    Eventually I knitted them into a wonderful Spring jacket. :)
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