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  • Nikola Tesla invents an earthquake machine that can destroy the world. Oil companies make the machine stronger and use it to frack oil.
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    only worked via the vibrations sent down the steel structures they use gas or liquids under pressure to do the fracking these days no real evidence to indicate they using telsa earth quale machine , and theres to many things about tesla being overated so i wouldnt beleive every thing about him
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    Argued with a customer support robot today. Ended with me telling it to **** a wall socket and rest in pieces in a scrapyard. It did not comprehend my question.
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    I once talked with a live support agent that was so rigid about following the pre-written script even when it made no sense in the context, that I said "This chat bot is obviously broken. Can I talk to a human agent?". She replied "I am human". Okay then.
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    I tried to get a telemarketer off his script by uttering complete gibberish over his tripe.
    I got a "STFU B*tch!!!!"
    It was "Game On, buddy." 😁
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    He gets a star for his exceptional effort from you. One out of five in the customer satisfaction survey.
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    Insulating my fridge and freezer using tape, plastic sheets and wooden panels. Should lower the energy use a bit.
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    Maybe I can rebuild my AC into a heatpump too.
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    After covering my entire freezer in thick pieces of styrofoam, it went entirely silent and no coldness can be felt escaping. Will be interesting to see next month's electric bill.
    Now we can't call terrible people fascists without insulting Italians.
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    Will feel strang to play on Super Nintendo knowing that Mario and Luigi are an Italian Brotherhood getting high on mushrooms.
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    Sometimes my bed is so comfortable that I can only feel my feet touching it. Then wake up kicking in panic when it feels like I'm falling backwards.
    Had my first taste of emergency water I froze 20 liters of in 2018. Tastes great when ice cold and from before our pipes needed repairs.
    Replied to mails from Nigeria in my spam folder promising me more free stuff. Turned out to be legit yet again.
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