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  • Browsing a Chinese store with security cameras, abbreviated as "SCAM" in their name. Feeling safer already.
    Mayhem
    Mayhem
    What are you hiding ?
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    A stockpile of flammable chemicals in deformed plastic containers, bare electric wires carrying more amps than the building's fuses allow, a large manga collection...
    Got trolled by a vested fossile fuel evangelist on LinkedIn for talking about the path forward for renewable energy. Now I'm trolling him back.
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    Seems like the oil lobbyist douchebag is also a misogynist, for he told women on LinkedIn that they don't have the balls to be leaders because of their gender. While considering that his career is over because he took a bigger risk than he could handle, his logic fails him. Excellent PR for their company.
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    He has a fake PhD degree rigged by his oil company so that he can look like a scientist while trolling people like an insecure child.
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    He might be ported from LinkedIn after I reported the hateful comments.
    Maybe I should invite neighbors to a "free gym" with pedal generators when it's too cloudy for my solar panels.
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    That might generate 2W for 5 minutes.
    Wind7
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    You got it.
    He would've figured out a different way to get to the kippers. Lol!
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    Maybe also invite neighbors to rotate like penguins if it gets too cold. Might turn into a powerchrisis orgy.
    Red Cross knocked on my door and asked me about the situation in Pakistan. Gave him a rant about the political turmoil around Imran Khan's chances for re-election. Then he asked about the people's situation. Told him that my friend there is remodeling his home but doing just fine.
    Mayhem
    Mayhem
    What they say then?
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    Just sighed and walked to the next home.
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    Probably thought im wasting my time here il get no $$$
    Accidentally inhaled too quickly at 100% air humidity. Felt like drowning and can still taste the soft water.
    Wind7
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    1666525409093.png Meditation and protection can go a long way. ;)
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    Water in the air tastes like Bonaqua, but only Nongfu Spring from mainland China has the calcium rich hardness I like.
    Nikola Tesla invents an earthquake machine that can destroy the world. Oil companies make the machine stronger and use it to frack oil.
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    steven chiverton
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    only worked via the vibrations sent down the steel structures they use gas or liquids under pressure to do the fracking these days no real evidence to indicate they using telsa earth quale machine , and theres to many things about tesla being overated so i wouldnt beleive every thing about him
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    Argued with a customer support robot today. Ended with me telling it to **** a wall socket and rest in pieces in a scrapyard. It did not comprehend my question.
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    I once talked with a live support agent that was so rigid about following the pre-written script even when it made no sense in the context, that I said "This chat bot is obviously broken. Can I talk to a human agent?". She replied "I am human". Okay then.
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    I tried to get a telemarketer off his script by uttering complete gibberish over his tripe.
    I got a "STFU B*tch!!!!"
    It was "Game On, buddy." 😁
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    He gets a star for his exceptional effort from you. One out of five in the customer satisfaction survey.
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    Insulating my fridge and freezer using tape, plastic sheets and wooden panels. Should lower the energy use a bit.
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    Maybe I can rebuild my AC into a heatpump too.
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    After covering my entire freezer in thick pieces of styrofoam, it went entirely silent and no coldness can be felt escaping. Will be interesting to see next month's electric bill.
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