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  • Maybe I should celebrate easter this year, by worshipping the Babylonian fertility goddess Ishtar. If I see Christians coloring eggs, I can confiscate them as "heresy" for my own rituals.
    Smells of burnt plastic after my 100000 mAh powerbank got the wrong voltage from a defective regulator. Keeping it in a fireproof place while hoping that it will not explode.
    How much money do we have to crowdfund to give 100 intercontinental nuclear missiles to Ukraine?
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    Ukraine don't have nukes, because Moscow still exists.
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    Moscow still exists because nukes don't work anymore. Don't you remember it was revealed that the ET's wirelessly disabled all nukes worldwide? I think that happened back in the 60's. I haven't read about anyone that has successfully beaten the ET's technology yet. Haven't you noticed all wars since Hiroshima and Nagasaki have been fought with conventional weapons?
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    India and China did fight using sticks and stones on the mountain border recently.
    Reading the news about how much UK politicians spend on their extravagant luxury trips. If only they had waited for a 20% discount like I did, we would have paid the same price. Now I pity them because you don't get a good trip for only 9000£, you get transfer with a non-english speaking driver taking you to the wrong airport, because most high-end trips are a rip off.
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    Why can't I have a cute little polar bear cub as a pet?
    Watching the doomsday clock and waiting for people to count down "3, 2, 1, happy nuclear winter!".
    The subway train almost derailed, because it had to drive at full speed while changing lanes to avoid a collision, due to Sweden's new traffic planning system that was criticised ahead of its launch. Sparks illuminated the tunnel as wheels lifted from the rail and passengers flew around. Just missed the opposing subway train going full speed against us on the same lane.

    When it was finally over and I was on the bus, loud bangs could be heard from different directions and police cars responded.
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    Holy Crap Dude!

    You were on the subway when all of that happened ?????
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    Yes, flew off the seat and back again.
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    Seems your little dark cloud of bad luck has a silver lining.
    Glad you're still around to tell the tale!
    Bought a set of vegan tweezers online. Guess some dogs they didn't test it on must be full of ticks by now.
    Traveled in the Stockholm subway while wearing my ushanka hat because it was cold outside. Everyone walking in my direction gave me lots of free space by turning away with horrified expressions. A man on the subway train stared at my thick beard and then jumped and almost fell when I looked back at him.
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    I'll just bet a Joe Biden mask would have produced the same result.
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    I went out the other day wearing my Ushanka hat....Was followed by PETA.
    It turns out I mistook my sleeping cat for a hat and wore him to the grocery store. ;)
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