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    Is warping the sense of time considered time travel?

    Say that explanation is true, amongst others... which one(s) are considered actual time travel that deviate from 1:1?
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    Is warping the sense of time considered time travel?

    That's just a 1:1 ratio of time travel IE: what one experiences normally. Ex: I go to the fridge for a sammich and I take a dump. Regular life. 1:1 travel through space/time. I would infer that time travel is of the abnormal. Such as a device altering your perception, gravity, location, etc.
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    Is warping the sense of time considered time travel?

    We all know time is relative. Relative to what you may ask (that means you don't know then). Time is relative to your gravitational field and your body chemistry. Einstein proved that by accelerating your speed will slow down your time. He did this through the infamous nuclear clock experiment...
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    Help a Newbie

    How do I summon these beasts you speak of? Do they have access to pie? @Harte is convinced one should make pies to consume them. I believe they are two separate functions.
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    Help a Newbie

    I'll enter a pie eating contest at the fair. Or just ask gramma.
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    Help a Newbie

    I don't like making pies, just devouring them. I'll get my own place when the market turns over, all the boomers die, and I can afford a decent place. My aunt's 2400 square foot house was $160k... to BUILD. Now it's worth over 600k. Market is shit. She only built it 24 years ago.
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    Help a Newbie

    I am the pie proxy. The devourer of pies. Consumption of tasty treats galore.
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    Help a Newbie

    I like pie too, I'm a fatso basement dwelling neckbeard on Mom's insurance. "So that means... you like pie?" No, it's irrelevant information. Please bring an apple pie though.
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    Help a Newbie

    You guys are just enabling another future conspiracy nut who was genuinely interested in an actual subject of which none of you really know about, otherwise, why the fuck would you be in this shitty timeline? That is exactly my point. We're all a bunch of neckbeard basement dwelling fatso's that...
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    John Titor and Corona Virus

    How about paradox timelines where you create a loop of time and it's like groundhog day all the time? The very definition of hell.
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    John Titor and Corona Virus

    Makes sense. Then by that fact alone John Titor is only ascribing time travel as a reality but not any other reality being similar to ours. Therefore, my deciding to eat a brownie or not eat a brownie is in itself creating a timeline offset that could diverge into another reality altogether. If...
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    I built the bajak flux capacitor

    Going to the fridge for another beer is technically a journey through time and space.
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    John Titor and Corona Virus

    That makes sense, but mad cow was also sort of a thing with titor posted, so for it to not be a thing now, somewhat implies that titor wasn't really a time traveler, correct?
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    A plan to make a flux cap scooter( revised)

    I like how it says "flux capacitor". Lol. Back to the future anyone?
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    John Titor and Corona Virus

    The quote is referencing CJD then CDJ.... which one is it?
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    John Titor and Corona Virus

    It's literally a term for respiratory related viruses that cause complications, even the common cold falls under the category of COVID. The reason we call this COVID-19 is that A) it was discovered in 2019 and B) it is part of the COVID family of viruses. This particular strain has mutated...
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    Hello Fake Time Travellers, I'm here, and I'm real

    So let's look at some facts. Some dude came hundreds of years from the future to tell us that if he tells us things it will change the future. Mhm, isn't that time travel 101? A no-interference policy? Secondly, his language is "more different" than English we speak today, which has been...
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    Time travel

    Correct, our human perception of time is linear towards our planet and our observational rate. The time of a mosquito is much "slower" than time of humans. Same with other fast-reaction short-lifespan creatures. Likewise, a greater gravitational pull will also "slow" down ones time. The infamous...
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    Time travel

    Our species invented time travel in 1981. I use the term invent, very loosely. In August of 2028, the government will announce this technology at the same time as announcing and confirming the existence of extra terrestrials and that they have indeed been visiting our planet and continue to do...
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    Time travel

    August 2028. Two reveling facts are revealed at this time. Wait and see.

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