Aliens get drunk on lysol

steven chiverton

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in all the years ive read about aliens ive never come across any information about what they smell like till now when preston nikols says they smell like urine and to hear that lysol whatever that is makes them drunk is handy to learn that one which is a first, time ive ever herd that so thats cool
 

steven chiverton

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now we know how to deal with them so get ya super soaker water pistols out filled with lysol and shoot them drunk and even set up a pop up lyso galactic bar so they come in by the droves to get high and charge them for a shot for some of there alien technology
 

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in all the years ive read about aliens ive never come across any information about what they smell like till now when preston nikols says they smell like urine and to hear that lysol whatever that is makes them drunk is handy to learn that one which is a first, time ive ever herd that so thats cool


Hiya Cobber Steve...Lysol is actually an American brand of cleaning and disinfecting products distributed by the Reckitt Beneckiser Company that markets the similar stuff called Dettol....Dettol was first produced in the UK in 1932, when the company was then known as Reckitt and Coleman, which was not far from where I live in the UK...

Preston Nichols has a wicked sense of humour especially with people interviewing him, therefore you might treat the video clip as just Preston Nichols taking the piss out of the interviewer...Also notice how Duncan Cameron cannot stop himself from laughing towards the back end of the video, infact he puts his hand over his face just like the emoticon shown here>>>:fp:….Preston forever the, Popular Piss Taker! :LOL:..
 

steven chiverton

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if you think about it the greys have a small slit mouth like a ticket dispenser on a vending machine or a condom dispenser machine so if they excrete fecal matter out of there skins they would need body size toilet paper to wipe there skinny asses and if they feed on nutrients applied to there skins for food like nutrients from cattle mutilations then it would make some sense in a way that maybe lysol would make then react in a way that would simulate human drunkenness on a cosmic scale , and for the size of there thin week bodies and if they excrete fecal matter through there skin they be like a walking grey rectum with the shits,lol now the part about them secreting through there skins think about that man who said on youtube he went down into a tunnel bored into the ground which broke into another secret tunnel where aliens was living and he said when they broke into that tunnel a big gush of the most smelliest foul air come rushing out so that would be there smelly skinny alien asses and that was before a fire fight broke out between them and special forces
 
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steven chiverton

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but some of it makes sense anyhow and i dident see anything wrong with his humour other than he may of thought it funny talking about it in the way. he did i saw him on a youtube video, and where he lives would be like a stinking alien brothel the place is a alien rubbish tip he dident look after himself very well and if the aliens ever think about eating him for there protein sustenance they would need more than a toilet plunger to unblock there skins trying to secret fatman matter through it if its digestible enough, lol they would need a reversed decompression chamber
 
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