Debate Are male trees super rapists?

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Are male trees rapists?

  • Yes, and all male trees should be punished by death

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  • Yes, but there is no need to punish the trees

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  • No, because the tree's body chose to accept it

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  • No, and we will apply this logic onto humans

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  • No, but we should give free abortions to all trees who explicitly request so on a paper form

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  • It depends on how old the trees were when the crime happened

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Beholder

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If a male tree spreads its pollen to a female tree without explicit consent, should that count as rape?

It's like having a nasty wanker jerking off in a public pool without chlorine.
 

steven chiverton

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none of the above next time you go into a familly court how many trees do you see on the stand testifying and also putting there branches on the bible and swearing to tell the truth so help me bush /god/ and how many trees get arrested for prostitution by standing on street corners and waving out with a branch for sex or sticking a branch out waving for a giant tree taxi cab truck so if it comes to rape that dont apply to trees they are innocent bystanders on every corner and footpath , as ridiculous as the topic is its a real laugh especially the idea of a court with a hole in its roof for tall trees standing in front of a magistrate and garden court will be very funny indeed
 

steven chiverton

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art that line was the line used by that giant gorilla in the fringe series and i think its grod not groot
 
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steven chiverton

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poor trees we treat tham so cruley by making toilet paper from them then wiping our asses on then and dogs pee on them and leave a stenchy smell like the tree outside our local post office where we see people walking there dogs then make a pit stop so the dog can cock his leg and spray the smelly liuqiud aka dogs booze over the poor tree
 
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Num7

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If the female tree's reproductive apparatus is in an open position, does that represent consent?

What does a tree-lady saying NO, look like?

The next case should be about Ents from the Lord of the Rings universe.
 
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Wind7

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(What Trees Might Say If They Could Talk)

"If a human falls in a crowd of people and there's no tree around to hear it,
Does it make a sound?"

"WoOOoOoO....Roots to Branches baby,
You're one hot Maple!!"

"Squirrel....That Knot Hole...Is NOT your home!!"


(Feel free to add more....)
 

Beholder

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If the female tree's reproductive apparatus is in an open position, does that represent consent?

What does a tree-lady saying NO, look like?

The next case should be about Ents from the Lord of the Rings universe.
If you record a timelapse of a plant's movements and play it fast, they do have a body language expressing pain. The nerves are not centralized like in a brain and it might just be reflexes, but they might have slow feelings and thoughts scattered across the whole body.
 

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