Forum Game Dumb Joke Of The Day

[Harte]

Why do female skydivers always insert a tampon before a jump?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

 

[kcwildman]

what is the cheese on my plate??
nach yoe cheese

 

[Num7]

Why do farts stink? So that deaf people can enjoy them also!

 

[ZeoEmeraude]

Why do they put fences around cemeteries? Cuz people are just dying to get in. (lame, I know)

 

[kcwildman]

why don't sharks attack lawyers
proffesnial curtiousy

 

[NerdyGilr3]

Why cannibals doesn't eat clowns???

--> It tastes too funny!

 

[kcwildman]

sunday morning at church and the place is packed lighting bolt hit the pulput
smoke clears to find the devil standing there people scatter leaving one old lady in front row
devils asks do you know who I am
she answers yes
why aren't you scared
I been married to your big brother for thirty years

 

[atlanticantic10]

What kind of murderer has moral fibre?" — "A cereal killer

 

[kcwildman]

sunday at church preacher says
anyone who gives 100 dollars can pick 3 hyms
old lady in the back says I'LL do it
preacher asks which hyms would you like to pick
old lady point's and says him,him,and him

 

[kcwildman]

young man comes home way to late mom asks where you been????
kid says at mikes studying
mom says lier now where you been????
kid says at a strip club
mom asks did you see anything your not spose to????
kid says just dad