TnWatchdog
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HahahaA little boy is walking home from school one afternoon, when he sees a shortcut, and decides to try it out. About halfway down this alley that was his shortcut, the boy hears loud music coming from one of the buildings. Curious he walks over to a wall, and places his hand on the bricks. Feeling the music vibrate the bricks, he notices a small hole between two bricks, looks in, and sees the interior of a strip club. Curious he watches for a few minutes before heading home. Upon returning g home, the boys mother asks him why he's late. Not knowing any better he explains where he was.
His mother was furious She tells him to never do that again, and that staring at naked people will make him turn to stone. The boy agrees and passes the hole without a glance for a week. Then one afternoon, he decides to look in again. He's watches for a few minutes, when all of the sudden he stands up, crying and runs home.
" Mommy mommy, you were right! I was watching that woman dance, and I started to turn to stone!!!"