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[TnWatchdog]

 

[TnWatchdog]

 

[TimeFlipper]

 

[TnWatchdog]

 

[TimeFlipper]

BUT OFFICERS, I WAS ON MY OWN, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN........

 

[Wind7]

A hillbilly and a businessman were boarding a plane leaving New York, the businessman asks the hillbilly,
"How'd you like your stay in New York?"

"Wasn't bad 't all," replied the hillbilly.

The businessman continues, "I'll wager with you that I can answer any questions you have and if I can't, I will give you $500.00. If you can't answer my questions, then you just give me $5.00, is that a deal?"

"Okay, sure deal mister," replied the hillbilly.

The businessman starts.

"Where was the Statue of Liberty made?"

"I dunno...," replied the hillbilly. So, he gives the businessman a 5 dollar bill.

The hillbilly then asks, "What climbs up a hill with only 3 legs and then comes back down with 4?"

The businessman thinks it all through then just replies,
"I don't know...." then hands the hillbilly $500.00.

"So, what does climb up a hill with only 3 legs, then comes back down with 4," asks the businessman.

" Oh, I don't know," replies the hillbilly, "but, here's another fiver."

 

[Kelek Zinn]

How do you catch a polar bear?
You first cut a hole in the ice, and then pour a can of peas around the hole. When the bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.