Forum Game Dumb Joke Of The Day

[ElementalDissonance]

A horse walks into a bar with an interrupting cow. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?"

Nonplussed, the horse replies, "Why the short d

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[kcwildman]

no honey I did not call you stupid B%&ch
its just when I ask how to spell Mississippi
you said the river or the state
well it kinda suprised me

 

[Martian]

Why shouldn't you be afraid of trees? Because they're all bark and no bite.

 

[Wind7]

Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Fish.

 

[Martian]

Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Fish.

o_0

 

[Martian]

How does a squirrel protest corrupt banksters? He goes to a local branch and goes nuts.

 

[ElementalDissonance]

I'm sorry, he kicks them in the wha...?

 

[Wind7]

What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino and starting fluid? Elephinoether!

 

[ElementalDissonance]

I don't get it...

 

[paradox404]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was trying to get away from KFC