Erica Harold, 32, was arrested twice today for simply answering her door as
the first officer turned immediately INTO STONE!
It began when Neighbors on the block of 18th and Sunville started complaints about Ms. Harold's yard statue collection
which had grown to such immense proportions that they are crossing into neighbor's property lines.
Investigations into these affairs discovered that ALL of the statues had the exact same look of surprise on their faces
and were also frozen into a position that suggests the holding of an object such as a Pizza Box.
Upon close scrutiny, ALL of the statues very closely resemble the growing register of Missing Pizza Delivery personnel.
Ms. Harold was led away to a safe hold area while awaiting trial.