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News Bulletin 2020/10/21 3:03 PM CST

Erica Harold, 32, was arrested twice today for simply answering her door as
the first officer turned immediately INTO STONE!

It began when Neighbors on the block of 18th and Sunville started complaints about Ms. Harold's yard statue collection
which had grown to such immense proportions that they are crossing into neighbor's property lines.

Investigations into these affairs discovered that ALL of the statues had the exact same look of surprise on their faces
and were also frozen into a position that suggests the holding of an object such as a Pizza Box.

Upon close scrutiny, ALL of the statues very closely resemble the growing register of Missing Pizza Delivery personnel.

Ms. Harold was led away to a safe hold area while awaiting trial.
 

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Manny Von Glumphrey accidentally capsizing his small watercraft.

Amazingly, the burger remained dry however,
He was fined $300,000.00 by the local DNR authorities for clean-up efforts
after leaving a Ring Around The Entire Lake Shore.

;)
 
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