Debate Is dibism blasphemous heresy or should it finally be recognized as one of the world religions?

[Beholder]

While waiting in line for toilets at work, a wise man from India told me to go for a walk. But when I nodded and told him that I was going on a spiritual journey, he shook his head and could not stop laughing. Seems like people do not take my newly found faith in dibbism seriously at workplaces, but the suffering of not peeing for one minute shall make me stronger on my path to enlightenment, where I will call dibs on it. We do not yet know which life wisdoms may come out of not sharing.

Dibs on thy unclaimed soul