Is is time for Santa Claus to move from the north pole?

Beholder · Dec 18, 2024

With the shrinking ice destroying Santa's workshop and elves being eaten by increasingly hungry and desperate polar bears, is it time for him to announce his new location to the newspapers?

Farang · Dec 18, 2024

No!

Leave him alone...

MODAT7 · Dec 18, 2024

Just think of the melting ice as a giant moat keeping bad boys and girls out.

Farang · Dec 18, 2024

MODAT7 said:
Just think of the melting ice as a giant moat keeping bad boys and girls out.

"he's making a list & checking it twice..."
Next line's about 'naughty or nice' - I think....
Had a few beers tonight...can't remember..

Is is time for Santa Claus to move from the north pole?

Should he move from the north pole?

Our black Santa does not live in the north pole.

Hell will freeze over before I move from the arctic, you ungrateful brats!

Santa Claus is not real, grow up!

It is hard work to wrestle with polar bears, but someone has to do it.

The elves, oh those poor elves.

Just announce that he is moving to make kids stop thinking about global warming for once.

Who is Santa Claus, some kind of clown?

For christmas I want him to buy me a new house, or the elves in my basement will starve to death.

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