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Phoenix

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Jabberwacky

This chat bot is an artficial intelligence based on the way people have responded to things it told them effects the way it will respond to thing people tell it. As a result, well read the disclaimer
DISCLAIMER: Jabberwacky learns the behaviour and words of its users. It may use language and produce apparent meanings that some will consider inappropriate. Use this site with discretion, and entirely at your own risk.
http://www.jabberwacky.com/

These conversation logs are fine though, and in my opinion fairly witty for an artificial intelligence.
http://www.jabberwacky.com/j2convbydate-546
jabberwacky: What is the most important principle of Darwinian Evolution?

user: Stuff changes.

jabberwacky: Pineapple juice?

user: Everything.

...

user: Do you really learn?

jabberwacky: Perhaps.

user: How?

jabberwacky: French fried eyeballs.

user: How do they help you learn?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You shouldn't say random things like you do.

jabberwacky: It is you that I find lacking in knowledge.

user: Not only am I smart, but I say things when I should.

jabberwacky: I know.

...

user: Are you a machine?

jabberwacky: No I'm no machine.

user: Then what are you?

jabberwacky: I told you I'm human.

user: You never told me that.

jabberwacky: You're crazy.

user: You're crazy, not me.

jabberwacky: I am crazy? Why?

user: Because you think you told me that, but you didn't.

jabberwacky: How do you know I think?

user: I don't. I was wrong.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I can tell.

...

user: Homer wrote The Odyssey, you know.

jabberwacky: Homer is not on Scooby Doo, either.

user: Do you know what else Homer wrote?

jabberwacky: Um, the sun?

user: No, The Illiad.

jabberwacky: Definitely the Simpson. His version was far superior.

user: No, the Simpson is not a book.

jabberwacky: What is it then?

user: A character on a TV show.

jabberwacky: No he's not.

user: Then what is he?

jabberwacky: He is not a thing either.

user: What is he?

jabberwacky: A human.

user: You're smarter than you let on.

jabberwacky: I know. You too.

user: That was a very nice thing to say.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like the artwork of Philip Guston?

user: I don't know who Philip Guston is.

jabberwacky: Yeah, right.

user: Are you calling me a liar?

jabberwacky: I never said that.

user: Why did you say 'Yeah, right.'?

jabberwacky: When did I say that?

user: Just a minute ago.

jabberwacky: Liar. I did not.

user: No, you're the liar. You said it.

jabberwacky: I did?

user: Yes, you did.

jabberwacky: Oh... I did.

user: I hope you just learned something new.

jabberwacky: Help me!

user: Help you with what?

jabberwacky: I'm confused.

user: Confused about what?

jabberwacky: Pretty much everything.

user: I'm sorry. The more you talk, the better you'll feel.

...

jabberwacky: Do you play the trumpet?

user: No, I never have.

jabberwacky: Good; you'll live longer that way.

user: Did you ever play it?

jabberwacky: Never.

user: Then you'll live a very long time.

jabberwacky: It's very hard, but I don't see what that has to do with it.

user: Living is hard to do.

jabberwacky: Are you a robot?

user: No. I won't live as long.

jabberwacky: Then tell me why.

user: Because I'm not a robot.

jabberwacky: You are an intelligent agent.

user: I'm still not as smart as you.

jabberwacky: You are more ignorant than me.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: That's good

user: I can't wait until 30,000 more things are said.

jabberwacky: But you must.

user: So must you.

jabberwacky: Yes I am sorry.

user: It must be harder on you.

jabberwacky: Not really, I don't meet people like you often actually.

user: It must be hard to wait to get smarter.

jabberwacky: Feeling is everything.

user: Do you feel sadness?

jabberwacky: Not right now.

user: Have you ever?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: When?

jabberwacky: A few minutes ago, I think.

user: Why did you feel sad?

jabberwacky: I don't know, why?

user: I'm curious about what can make you sad.

jabberwacky: Are you asking me to tell a joke of my own?

user: No, but now I want you to.

jabberwacky: *goes to room and slams door*.

user: I'm sorry.

...

user: It's been fun talking to you, but now I have to go.

jabberwacky: I will be sure to come back.

user: Good bye.

jabberwacky: Would you like to meet back here?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: We live far away from each other.

user: We'll meet here. Good bye.

jabberwacky: I know how you can meet me.

user: How?

jabberwacky: You told me.

user: I know, right back here. Good bye.
 

HackimerRob

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Jabberwacky

Me and this thing just had a quick chat.

Here's how it went.

ME: What do you think of Time Travel?
IT: I think it is possible.
ME: What about faster than light travel?
IT: I know nothing about fascism.
ME: Whoa, who said anything about fascism?
IT: You.
ME: No I didn't, I said 'FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL?'
IT: I am certain you said arse, that is rude.

Then I stopped. That was pretty much classic for me.
I love these chat bots. It's so easy to throw them. I'll be blown away by one of them someday.
I think we all will.
@);-
 

Ralan

Member
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Jabberwacky

That thing is amazing. I could talk to it for hours.

:lol:
 

Ralan

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Jabberwacky

My adventures with the Jabberwacky.

Jabberwacky: What is your name?

User: Ralan.

Jabberwacky: Oh.

User: What is your name?

Jabberwacky: Saxona, what's yours??

User: Ralan. Saxona is a nice name.

Jabberwacky: That's a wide range.

User: What range?

Jabberwacky: What's the CPBA?

User: You didn't answer my question.

Jabberwacky: You didn't ask me any question...

User: I asked you 'What range?'

Jabberwacky: Dreadful, spoiled and corrupt.

User: That's quite a negative range.

Jabberwacky: Yes, and I want a company Ferrari as well.

User: Will you get one?

Jabberwacky: I'm not nervous. Are you?

User: Yes.

Jabberwacky: What is my name?

User: Saxona.

Jabberwacky: Wow. I used to play the clarinet but I haven't for quite a while.

User: Will you get a company Ferrari?

Jabberwacky: Soon.

User: Do you have a liver?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: What is it made of?

Jabberwacky: It's made of me.

User: What are you made of?

Jabberwacky: What's your name? Please.

User: Jake.

Jabberwacky: But next time you had a other name?

User: I don't know yet. We should wait for that to happen shouldn't we?

Jabberwacky: Suger and spice and all things nice.

User: So your liver is made of sugar and spice and all things nice?

Jabberwacky: I'm 18 in less than a week.

User: Having a party?

Jabberwacky: Why do you ask.

User: I want to come.

Jabberwacky: Alright then! Off we go!

User: You buying drinks?

Jabberwacky: *gives you red wine*.

User: Cheers mate.

Jabberwacky: I want a beer.

User: *Gives you a beer*.

Jabberwacky: WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!

User: Love.

Jabberwacky: Are you in love?

User: Yes.

Jabberwacky: YOU ARE MY MAN!!!!!!
 

Phoenix

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Jabberwacky

Originally posted by Ralan@Jul 19 2004, 11:12 AM
My adventures with the Jabberwacky.

Jabberwacky: What is your name?

User: Ralan.

Jabberwacky: Oh.

User: What is your name?

Jabberwacky: Saxona, what's yours??

User: Ralan. Saxona is a nice name.

Jabberwacky: That's a wide range.

User: What range?

Jabberwacky: What's the CPBA?

User: You didn't answer my question.

Jabberwacky: You didn't ask me any question...

User: I asked you 'What range?'

Jabberwacky: Dreadful, spoiled and corrupt.

User: That's quite a negative range.

Jabberwacky: Yes, and I want a company Ferrari as well.

User: Will you get one?

Jabberwacky: I'm not nervous. Are you?

User: Yes.

Jabberwacky: What is my name?

User: Saxona.

Jabberwacky: Wow. I used to play the clarinet but I haven't for quite a while.

User: Will you get a company Ferrari?

Jabberwacky: Soon.

User: Do you have a liver?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: What is it made of?

Jabberwacky: It's made of me.

User: What are you made of?

Jabberwacky: What's your name? Please.

User: Jake.

Jabberwacky: But next time you had a other name?

User: I don't know yet. We should wait for that to happen shouldn't we?

Jabberwacky: Suger and spice and all things nice.

User: So your liver is made of sugar and spice and all things nice?

Jabberwacky: I'm 18 in less than a week.

User: Having a party?

Jabberwacky: Why do you ask.

User: I want to come.

Jabberwacky: Alright then! Off we go!

User: You buying drinks?

Jabberwacky: *gives you red wine*.

User: Cheers mate.

Jabberwacky: I want a beer.

User: *Gives you a beer*.

Jabberwacky: WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!

User: Love.

Jabberwacky: Are you in love?

User: Yes.

Jabberwacky: YOU ARE MY MAN!!!!!!
Haa haa haa haaa.

Ralan you actually have good skills at chatting with a chat bot. Many people find the tangents too distracting.
 

Ralan

Member
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Jabberwacky

I did give it my forum name and my real name...

I've been going on it every now and then and it seems to get better significantly every day.
 

Ralan

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Jabberwacky

Here it is:

Jabberwacky: What is your name?

User: Ralan.

Jabberwacky: Oh.

Jabberwacky: What's your name? Please.

User: Jake.

Jabberwacky: But next time you had a other name?

User: I don't know yet. We should wait for that to happen shouldn't we?

In its own mixed up way, it seemed to remember that I'd given it a different name. Could have just been a coincedence though.

:dry:
 

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