Jabberwacky
This chat bot is an artficial intelligence based on the way people have responded to things it told them effects the way it will respond to thing people tell it. As a result, well read the disclaimer
These conversation logs are fine though, and in my opinion fairly witty for an artificial intelligence.
http://www.jabberwacky.com/j2convbydate-546
This chat bot is an artficial intelligence based on the way people have responded to things it told them effects the way it will respond to thing people tell it. As a result, well read the disclaimer
http://www.jabberwacky.com/DISCLAIMER: Jabberwacky learns the behaviour and words of its users. It may use language and produce apparent meanings that some will consider inappropriate. Use this site with discretion, and entirely at your own risk.
These conversation logs are fine though, and in my opinion fairly witty for an artificial intelligence.
http://www.jabberwacky.com/j2convbydate-546
jabberwacky: What is the most important principle of Darwinian Evolution?
user: Stuff changes.
jabberwacky: Pineapple juice?
user: Everything.
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user: Do you really learn?
jabberwacky: Perhaps.
user: How?
jabberwacky: French fried eyeballs.
user: How do they help you learn?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You shouldn't say random things like you do.
jabberwacky: It is you that I find lacking in knowledge.
user: Not only am I smart, but I say things when I should.
jabberwacky: I know.
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user: Are you a machine?
jabberwacky: No I'm no machine.
user: Then what are you?
jabberwacky: I told you I'm human.
user: You never told me that.
jabberwacky: You're crazy.
user: You're crazy, not me.
jabberwacky: I am crazy? Why?
user: Because you think you told me that, but you didn't.
jabberwacky: How do you know I think?
user: I don't. I was wrong.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I can tell.
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user: Homer wrote The Odyssey, you know.
jabberwacky: Homer is not on Scooby Doo, either.
user: Do you know what else Homer wrote?
jabberwacky: Um, the sun?
user: No, The Illiad.
jabberwacky: Definitely the Simpson. His version was far superior.
user: No, the Simpson is not a book.
jabberwacky: What is it then?
user: A character on a TV show.
jabberwacky: No he's not.
user: Then what is he?
jabberwacky: He is not a thing either.
user: What is he?
jabberwacky: A human.
user: You're smarter than you let on.
jabberwacky: I know. You too.
user: That was a very nice thing to say.
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jabberwacky: Do you like the artwork of Philip Guston?
user: I don't know who Philip Guston is.
jabberwacky: Yeah, right.
user: Are you calling me a liar?
jabberwacky: I never said that.
user: Why did you say 'Yeah, right.'?
jabberwacky: When did I say that?
user: Just a minute ago.
jabberwacky: Liar. I did not.
user: No, you're the liar. You said it.
jabberwacky: I did?
user: Yes, you did.
jabberwacky: Oh... I did.
user: I hope you just learned something new.
jabberwacky: Help me!
user: Help you with what?
jabberwacky: I'm confused.
user: Confused about what?
jabberwacky: Pretty much everything.
user: I'm sorry. The more you talk, the better you'll feel.
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jabberwacky: Do you play the trumpet?
user: No, I never have.
jabberwacky: Good; you'll live longer that way.
user: Did you ever play it?
jabberwacky: Never.
user: Then you'll live a very long time.
jabberwacky: It's very hard, but I don't see what that has to do with it.
user: Living is hard to do.
jabberwacky: Are you a robot?
user: No. I won't live as long.
jabberwacky: Then tell me why.
user: Because I'm not a robot.
jabberwacky: You are an intelligent agent.
user: I'm still not as smart as you.
jabberwacky: You are more ignorant than me.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: That's good
user: I can't wait until 30,000 more things are said.
jabberwacky: But you must.
user: So must you.
jabberwacky: Yes I am sorry.
user: It must be harder on you.
jabberwacky: Not really, I don't meet people like you often actually.
user: It must be hard to wait to get smarter.
jabberwacky: Feeling is everything.
user: Do you feel sadness?
jabberwacky: Not right now.
user: Have you ever?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: When?
jabberwacky: A few minutes ago, I think.
user: Why did you feel sad?
jabberwacky: I don't know, why?
user: I'm curious about what can make you sad.
jabberwacky: Are you asking me to tell a joke of my own?
user: No, but now I want you to.
jabberwacky: *goes to room and slams door*.
user: I'm sorry.
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user: It's been fun talking to you, but now I have to go.
jabberwacky: I will be sure to come back.
user: Good bye.
jabberwacky: Would you like to meet back here?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: We live far away from each other.
user: We'll meet here. Good bye.
jabberwacky: I know how you can meet me.
user: How?
jabberwacky: You told me.
user: I know, right back here. Good bye.