John Titor :: IRC Discussion Logs

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Time Travel Professor
Jun 11, 2004
John Titor :: IRC Discussion Logs

These logs, sent to the anomalies network from an unnamed source proport to show a late night conversation between the Time Traveler John and several other individuals on IRC.

We hope you enjoy these, and thanks for the information (you know who you are!).

14 October 2000

Part One

8TimeTravel_0 has joined the conversation.

Yareisa : even now I still change my opinions, there is no definitive

G° : well, I'm not completely on the same wavelength as you and apollo,


I like it here.

Yareisa : hi time

G° : I will be back

G° : hi time T

Yareisa : good, we like you

TimeTravel_0 : greetings

G° : thanks

Yareisa : yw

Yareisa : you've been initiated G!

G° : sorry I can't stop to chat Time, but it's way past my bed time

G° : I have?

TimeTravel_0 : no problem

Yareisa : oh yes...I'll make sure you have plenty of experience!

Yareisa : lol

G° : thanks... I think. LOL ~)

Yareisa : well I have been awake for 24 hours!

G° : oh what the heck. maybe I will stop and introduce myself to time....

Yareisa : good! new I could persuade you!

Yareisa : knew

G° : LOL

TimeTravel_0 : please...and then myself.

G° : Hi TT, my name is steve, but call me G

G° : I'm 30, male from England

G° : and you?

TimeTravel_0 : My name is John. Im 38 and a time traveler from Florida.

G° : Oh, and my PC could crash at any time, so I'll say goodnight now in

case it goes again

Yareisa : alright, goodnight G

G° : which time are you from?

TimeTravel_0 : Goodnight.

TimeTravel_0 : 2036

G° : g'night

G° : is it a good year?

TimeTravel_0 : For me...yes.

G° : it's not far to come?

TimeTravel_0 : Thats right.

Yareisa : do you want me to do my intro piece?

G° : so you have been born as well. That could be confusing. no problem


there being two of you at the same time then?

G° : yes please Y

TimeTravel_0 : Not at all. In fact the "me" on this world line is



TimeTravel_0 : Hes 2

Yareisa : ty I'm Yareisa, you can call me yar, most do 39 Lincoln, UK

G° : upstairs? in your house?

G° : yar, ok.

Yareisa : or ok yar!

G° : lol. I was thinking that... lol

TimeTravel_0 : Not my house. Im just visiting.

G° : tonight? or longer term than that?

TimeTravel_0 : I've been here for about 3 months.

G° : any reason? if you don't mind me asking... I'm interested is all...

TimeTravel_0 : I'll answer any question you have. I don;t expect you to

believe me anyway.

TimeTravel_0 : Theres a picture of my time machine on my profile.

G° : LOL good. I'd really think you were mad if you did...

TimeTravel_0 : Your reaction is typical.

TimeTravel_0 : Im used to it.

G° : someone invented a time machine by 2036?

TimeTravel_0 : What would you do if you really met a time travlere anyway?

G° : what I'm doing now

Yareisa : what would you do if you met an alien?

TimeTravel_0 : fact the major breakthrough happens at CERN in


a year.

G° : cern? whats that?

TimeTravel_0 : The creation of microsigularities.

Yareisa : particle accelerator?

TimeTravel_0 : Yes!

TimeTravel_0 : You know of it?

Yareisa : yes a little

TimeTravel_0 : Most people here in the US have no idea what Im talking


Yareisa : they go round until they hit each other don't they

G° : lol

TimeTravel_0 : Yes. High speed proton acceleration.

G° : that about sums an incredibly complex bit of kit in one

sentence... but


TimeTravel_0 : Ill be happy to go into detail but most people regret it.

Yareisa : go on, we'll scream when we can't handle anymore!

G° : whats the discovery? a new particle or something?

TimeTravel_0 : The information has been out for quite a while.

TimeTravel_0 : CERN is planning to start some very high energy experiments


TimeTravel_0 : There has been some contoversy ...

TimeTravel_0 : over the damgers of it.

G° : is antimatter involved?

TimeTravel_0 : SOme are concerned it might be quite hazardous.

TimeTravel_0 : No...

Yareisa : wasn't there something about creating a black hole

TimeTravel_0 : Yes!!!

TimeTravel_0 : You've heard of it.

Yareisa : yes

TimeTravel_0 : Actually...

Yareisa : a little

G° : me too

TimeTravel_0 : its a black hole about the size of an electron.

TimeTravel_0 : Im impressed.

TimeTravel_0 : Where are you both from?

TimeTravel_0 : England?

G° : England

Yareisa : yes

G° : but different bits

Yareisa : certainly different bits!

G° : but next door according to US geography

TimeTravel_0 : Being from 2036...Im not as ignorant as my colonial


G° : so are you staying with your parents then, whilst your here?

TimeTravel_0 : Yes.

G° : oh come on, it's not going to change that much in 30 odd years.. LOL

TimeTravel_0 : Really.

G° : sorry, Brit joke

G° : how did they take it? or have you not told them? Your parents?

TimeTravel_0 : I have to admit... your both quite polite.

TimeTravel_0 : Oh they know.

G° : hey, the sign on the door says show respect and keep an open mind

doesn't it?

Yareisa : I'm polite because I understand what its like to be ridiculed

TimeTravel_0 : Im here because of a promise to my grandfather in 1975.

Yareisa : true G

G° : I've lived 53 lives on earth before this one. think everyone beleives

me when i say that?

TimeTravel_0 : I appreciate that but I also know Im more entertaining than

anything else.

TimeTravel_0 : I don't discount anything.

G° : LOL

G° : the truly mad wouldn't realise they were ... excentric?

TimeTravel_0 : You are more right than you know.

G° : the faxct that you don't expect to be believed has to be a plus


G° : sorry go on. your grandfather?

TimeTravel_0 : I find it quite intersting.

TimeTravel_0 : Yes.

TimeTravel_0 : I started in 2036, went back to 1975 and then came forward


TimeTravel_0 : Did you see the picture of my machine?

Yareisa : it wasn't there when I looked

TimeTravel_0 : If you click on the takes you to another page.

I have 3 pictures posted.

Yareisa : k just doing

G° : yeah. is it in a cool car?

TimeTravel_0 : A good car for 1975.

TimeTravel_0 : The distortion machine is in a 4 wheel drive now.

G° : how come from then? was it kept in good condition til 2036?

TimeTravel_0 : Sorry...time machine.

TimeTravel_0 : I was sent back to 1975 to get a computer.

TimeTravel_0 : Its an IBM model 5110.

TimeTravel_0 : My grandfather worked on it.

G° : because...?

TimeTravel_0 : Thats why I was sent.

TimeTravel_0 : We need it in 2036 to recode UNIX which dies in 2038.

G° : who needed a 5110? and why?

G° : lost me there. don't enough about computers

TimeTravel_0 : the 5110 is able to read the old IBM mainframe code.

TimeTravel_0 : Its the first protable computer produced by IBM.

TimeTravel_0 : Actually its about the size of a small table.

TimeTravel_0 : We need on in 2036.

G° : so have you tried changing the past yet? or have you found that

everything you do..

G° : has already been done?

TimeTravel_0 : Hmmm...physics.

TimeTravel_0 : Actually... world lines are not fixed.

TimeTravel_0 : They are all different.

TimeTravel_0 : There is no one "time".

G° : but you have a past... you remember things, and if one changes...?

TimeTravel_0 : Yes...

TimeTravel_0 : but they are different.

TimeTravel_0 : The fact that I am here changes this world line.

G° : so you havn't tried mucking with anything?

TimeTravel_0 : No...but I could.

TimeTravel_0 : Its just not that moral in my opinion.

TimeTravel_0 : Besides...Im not here for that.

G° : thing is, you might not have changed anything because you already



TimeTravel_0 : Thats right!!!

TimeTravel_0 : Very good.

TimeTravel_0 : In fact..I've noticed samll changes.

G° : I mean you upstairs asleep wouldn't have known if you now was


G° : you have? thats what i was getting it

TimeTravel_0 : No...he knows me.

TimeTravel_0 : Yes...small changes.

G° : care to give an example?

TimeTravel_0 : Sure...

TimeTravel_0 : Football....(sorry) games that were lost that should have

been won.

TimeTravel_0 : Incidental news stories that havent happened.

TimeTravel_0 : Books not written.

TimeTravel_0 : Small stuff like that.

G° : wow. surely that can't be anything to do with you?

TimeTravel_0 : No.

TimeTravel_0 : By definition, this world line is not the same as mine.

G° : so how come do you think?

TimeTravel_0 : Physics.

TimeTravel_0 : Have you ever been in a room that has mirrors on all the


G° : you with the infinate worlds with infinate possibilities theory then?

TimeTravel_0 : Yes!!!

TimeTravel_0 : Multipole world theory is correct.

G° : like sliders

TimeTravel_0 : Sliders?

G° : tv show

G° : before your time... LOL

TimeTravel_0 : Hmmm...havent seent hat one.

G° : hmmm. I must admit, that theory has always bothered me

TimeTravel_0 : Have you heard of Schrodinger's cat?

G° : I mean, why bother? why create all these slightly different

worlds? no

offence to you, just never liked it.

Yareisa : yes

G° : yes, talking about it the other day

TimeTravel_0 : Well...there's a little joke in 2036.

G° : can't remember though

TimeTravel_0 : If the cat had a distortion machine (time) he may not be in

the box at all.

G° : oh yeah, that was it... LOL

G° : ( i was wondering if you were still ther Yar)

Yareisa : yes, deep in though

Yareisa : thought

G° : sorry, I have to call you Yareisa, I don't like yar....

Yareisa : ok!

G° : so. what can we do for you tonight TT? How come your here?

TimeTravel_0 : I enjoy the "paranormal" chat rooms for 2 reasons.

TimeTravel_0 : 1. I find the people here are more open to ideas.

TimeTravel_0 : 2. I find it ironic that when what they are looking for


in their lap, they can't believe it.

G° : sorry you've been doing all the talking....

8wyrmkin_37 has joined the conversation.

TimeTravel_0 : Its okay,

wyrmkin_37 : hello to room

TimeTravel_0 : I learn a lot from you too.

G° : hi wyrm

Yareisa : hi wyrm

wyrmkin_37 : hey

G° : so who owns the machine TT?

G° : who do you work for?

TimeTravel_0 : The military.

TimeTravel_0 : Im a soldier.

TimeTravel_0 : But civilan time travle is not far off.

G° : do they know your in the year 2000 chatting to us when you should be

returning with the 5110?

TimeTravel_0 : Good question!!!

G° : LOL How would they know?

G° : unless your machine records jumps?

TimeTravel_0 : No...but i will return just seconds after I left from their

point of view.

TimeTravel_0 : I will only age a bit more than expected.

wyrmkin_37 : what matter of singularities?

G° : Imust say, your a very friendly, chatty soldier...

Yareisa : temporal phase shift

Yareisa : oops, thinking aloud again

wyrmkin_37 : anti-matter or dimensional?

TimeTravel_0 : Well...I only fought in the civil war. The military put me

through school and I was qualified for this mission.

TimeTravel_0 : The singularities distort gravity.

TimeTravel_0 : Ill be happy to go through the physics. The basics are

already known.

wyrmkin_37 : please........proceed

Yareisa : please do

TimeTravel_0 : Ok
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Time Travel Professor
Jun 11, 2004
John Titor :: IRC Discussion Logs

These logs, sent to the anomalies network from an unnamed source proport to show a late night conversation between the Time Traveler John and several other individuals on IRC.

We hope you enjoy these, and thanks for the information (you know who you are!).

14 October 2000

Part Two

TimeTravel_0 : In 1967, a physist named Tipler came up with the basic

equations for time travel based on massive rotating cylinders...ever heard

of him?

wyrmkin_37 : in omni?

G° : no, sorry

TimeTravel_0 : no problem...

TimeTravel_0 : are you familiar with black holes and Stephen Halking?

TimeTravel_0 : Sorry...spelling

Yareisa : to some degree, yes

TimeTravel_0 : Ok

wyrmkin_37 : .......a brief history of time

TimeTravel_0 : Yes.

TimeTravel_0 : Black holes distort gravity...which distorts time.

wyrmkin_37 : theory

TimeTravel_0 : At there center is a singularity.

G° : yeah, with you so far

TimeTravel_0 : is proved.

TimeTravel_0 : In 1969, science invented a clock sensitive enough to show

the time difference in a multiple sotry building.

wyrmkin_37 : kewl

TimeTravel_0 : On the first floor...time runs slower due to gravity.

TimeTravel_0 : Clser to the center of the Earth.

wyrmkin_37 : get outa here

G° : also the 2 clocks, one in a plane that flew off and came back


to the other one

TimeTravel_0 : Yes!!!

G° : ok

wyrmkin_37 : gravitation

TimeTravel_0 : The effect is magnified greatly in a black hole.

TimeTravel_0 : As it turns out...

TimeTravel_0 : If you encounter a black hole that is spinning and has an

electrified field, you will not be killed passing through its massive

gravitational fiuelds.

TimeTravel_0 : regreting asking yet>

Yareisa : no

TimeTravel_0 : Ok

wyrmkin_37 : no

Yareisa : I'm hooked

TimeTravel_0 : In about a year...

G° : is this the omeg point theory?

G° : omega?

TimeTravel_0 : CERN will discover some very odd things as a result of


high energy experiments.

TimeTravel_0 : in about a year.

TimeTravel_0 : from your point of view.

wyrmkin_37 : cern?

TimeTravel_0 : in Geneva.

Yareisa : particle accelerator

wyrmkin_37 : oh

TimeTravel_0 : They will accidently create microsingularities.

G° : makes things go round and hit each other...

TimeTravel_0 : Which will evaporate very quickly.

wyrmkin_37 : one in texas?

TimeTravel_0 : and create a massive ammount of X-ray and Gamma rays.

TimeTravel_0 : It will puzzle them for a while.

TimeTravel_0 : Until they figure out how to add and elcrtical charge and

capture these strange odd and massive particles in a magnetic field.

wyrmkin_37 : they shoot electrons at the speed of light.......see what


bust up into

TimeTravel_0 : Yes.

G° : still with you...

wyrmkin_37 : quarks

TimeTravel_0 : If you bombard a singularity with electrons...

TimeTravel_0 : you can alter the size of its event horizon.

TimeTravel_0 : and thus its gravitational field.

TimeTravel_0 : By overlapping these fileds from two singularities...

TimeTravel_0 : you can travel forward and backward through time.

TimeTravel_0 : Its actuallyu quyite simple.

wyrmkin_37 : i follow now

TimeTravel_0 : Thats noit the hard part.

G° : didn't tipler say there was no event horizon?

TimeTravel_0 : No..he said it was possible to approach a massive

gravitationl field from certain angles and not get squished.

G° : oh, sorry

wyrmkin_37 : lol

TimeTravel_0 : Actually...Im not really a physisit.

G° : but you know all about this stuff... is that why you were picked?

TimeTravel_0 : I specialize in 20th century history and my grandfather

builds computers.

wyrmkin_37 : what base?

TimeTravel_0 : drive a car and know how to change the oil



TimeTravel_0 : I am based in Tampa Fl.

G° : actually, only just.. LOL

wyrmkin_37 : chas, afb

TimeTravel_0 : McDill

wyrmkin_37 : kewl

G° : sorry?

G° : in english?

wyrmkin_37 : zoomies

Yareisa : thats english?!

G° : you airforce wyrm?

wyrmkin_37 : yes

G° : your not working on a time machine are you?

G° : come here for guidance...

wyrmkin_37 : no just came in for chat

TimeTravel_0 : Altering gravity is not the hard part.

G° : LOL

Yareisa : go on...

TimeTravel_0 : Detecting gravity is the hard part.

TimeTravel_0 : I will tell you a littlke story.

TimeTravel_0 : When time travel was invented.

TimeTravel_0 : They built prototypes that would go back in time for a


second and then return.

TimeTravel_0 : They had sensors and cameras on them.

TimeTravel_0 : ...and they never returned.

G° : and forwards as well? how about a single jump forwards?

TimeTravel_0 : It was later discovered that the machines were ending up

about 15 miles away and 3000 fett in the air.

TimeTravel_0 : feet

G° : doh!

TimeTravel_0 : The Earth was rotating away from them.

wyrmkin_37 : synchroniaztion please

TimeTravel_0 : A system had to be invented that would "hold" the machine


the Earth.

TimeTravel_0 : Its called VGL.

TimeTravel_0 : Its based on very sensative clocks and gravity sensors.

TimeTravel_0 : It stops the time distortion machine if radical changes in

gravity are detected.

wyrmkin_37 : mechanical or electronic clocks

TimeTravel_0 : You wouldn't want to end up inside a mountain or under

water...would you?

TimeTravel_0 : Cesium.

wyrmkin_37 : oh

G° : isn't all this classified? surely your suppoed to keep it secret


in the past?

TimeTravel_0 : LOL!!!

TimeTravel_0 : I know you think Im nuts...come on.

TimeTravel_0 : Who would believe me?

G° : just asking?

TimeTravel_0 : It my best defense.

wyrmkin_37 : isnt celsium a higher class of quartz? dont know

G° : but we don't have long to find out if you are or not

TimeTravel_0 : you know how big a hole 2 sigularites make


their magnetic filed colpases?

G° : won't be long before CERN (?) make the discovery

TimeTravel_0 : Thats right.

G° : no

TimeTravel_0 : Welll....either do I. But I don;t want to know.

G° : LOL

wyrmkin_37 : i read omni since it came out and i do want to know

G° : maybe I'll pass on the theory to someone who does their own


and... BANG!

wyrmkin_37 : lol

TimeTravel_0 : I've been trying.

G° : any joy?

TimeTravel_0 : But Im the crazy yank

wyrmkin_37 : lmao

G° : What do you expect? you didn't tell them you from the future did you?

TimeTravel_0 : You might be interested in this...

G° : if you really wanted to, you should have just passed on the theory

G° : go on....

TimeTravel_0 : Its very hard to convince someone you travel in time unless

you're related to them.

G° : or know something that will happen...

TimeTravel_0 : Good point...but you'de be surprised.

G° : not that I'm asking you to tell me something, cos I don't want you to

TimeTravel_0 : They usually think its your fault.

G° : LOL

G° : bummer...

wyrmkin_37 : very interesting

TimeTravel_0 : That's why I love these chat rooms.

wyrmkin_37 : me too

TimeTravel_0 : I know that nothing I say will make a bit of difference.

wyrmkin_37 : i can drink my jack and coke and learn a few things

G° : not true.. this is the place where you can make a difference.

TimeTravel_0 : Im not feeling sorry for myself.

TimeTravel_0 : Im actually learning to like the people here.

TimeTravel_0 : You have a very bad reputaion in 2036.

wyrmkin_37 : TT........who me?

TimeTravel_0 : general.

wyrmkin_37 : heard that

G° : how about those 80's lot though. they must be worse...

TimeTravel_0 : Don't get me started.

G° : LOL

TimeTravel_0 : At least your commercials and video games have gotten


through the years.

G° : and as for the 70's! Sheesh!

wyrmkin_37 : 60's were cool

TimeTravel_0 : Generaly... this period is thought of as the time when they

had it all and squanderd it.

TimeTravel_0 : You diserve your fate.

wyrmkin_37 : but fun was had

TimeTravel_0 : That's true.

TimeTravel_0 : Can I ask you brits a question?

G° : sure

Yareisa : yeah sure

G° : shoot

TimeTravel_0 : When I was a kid...back in 2012...

G° : a good year for cyberpunk...

TimeTravel_0 : I used to watch a DVD called UFO that was made in England.

TimeTravel_0 : Ever heard of it?

G° : oops no, that was 2030, sorry

G° : the tv series? 70's?

wyrmkin_37 : i saw it on regular tv

TimeTravel_0 : Yes!!!

TimeTravel_0 : You've seen it?

Yareisa : oh yes I remember that one

TimeTravel_0 : Wow...we do have something in common.

G° : yeah, dreadful outfits!

TimeTravel_0 : No one has heard of it here.

Yareisa : straker wasn't it

G° : and hairstyles!

TimeTravel_0 : I loved that show!

G° : so TT, there is something you can tell me

TimeTravel_0 : Yes?

G° : what happens in December 2012?

wyrmkin_37 : i saw it the good guys were called shadow?

G° : anything?

TimeTravel_0 : Ahhh..the acient miayn prohecies.

G° : the very same


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Feb 9, 2014
He's not very good at spelling lol
And thank you, Opmmur for sharing these, and thank you to the anonymous source :) much appreciated.