Jokes Anonymous..

[TimeFlipper]

My father always knew i was going to become a comedian, when i was first born he looked at me and said to my mother, is this a joke?..

 

[Mayhem]

And it has continued to this very day

 

[TimeFlipper]

I used to think sticks and stones could break my bones, but words can never hurt me, until i fell into a printing press..

 

[TimeFlipper]

What lays at the bottom of an ocean and shakes?, a nervous wreck..

 

[Wind7]

I used to think sticks and stones could break my bones, but words can never hurt me, until i fell into a printing press..

Whilst trapped inside a Fortune Cookie Factory?

 

[Wind7]

What do you call it when someone steals your bowl of vedge?

A Seizure Salad.



(Gettin' Me Coat...)

 

[TimeFlipper]

I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday, i couldnt find any..