Man claims he was a Man in Black secret agent who killed Bill Cooper and silenced many others----fake alien invasion 2024

[Secretman3811]

There was an alien that the witness was told was Jesus Christ that walked off a saucer craft. So the Jesus phenomenon must be universa

i was in the middle of the alien abduction i ask the psychic about it they told me no harm to me only scan my mind so i guess i was not taken but i did remember my sperm was taken or not that they took my sperm i remember some kind of sperm pool like there was 2 of them pool but i also other day i have sex with some kind of alien i just like there was this lady and did not see the face but also came and have sex with me and then it was done and then disappers.

so i am confused with alien i saw the Repitian alien i can't spell it right green face man it was pure green face..and then i woke up in 3-4 am in the moring where i use to live in the old apartment then i saw what look like a giant grasshopper it was hung big one the face in the door and body at the over the fence and look like a 10-15 foot tall but i was watching what they were doing and then they was this 3 on the left and 3 on the right which on in middle and there were this alien doing a magic star on this guy like tiwle liitle star on him but i figures that i go back to sleep never mind that all i remember in the past sorry for my bad english typeing.and word all this happen like with the touch of the gray amulet i never buy it again too much alien abduction or fear of them.

 

[Kelek Zinn]

So an alien, a pimp and a proctologist all walk into a bar....​

"I drive a Saturn", says the alien.

"I drive a cheap escort", says the pimp

The proctologist says "I've got you all beat. I drive a brown probe"

 

[lamdo263]

i was in the middle of the alien abduction i ask the psychic about it they told me no harm to me only scan my mind so i guess i was not taken but i did remember my sperm was taken or not that they took my sperm i remember some kind of sperm pool like there was 2 of them pool but i also other day i have sex with some kind of alien i just like there was this lady and did not see the face but also came and have sex with me and then it was done and then disappers.

so i am confused with alien i saw the Repitian alien i can't spell it right green face man it was pure green face..and then i woke up in 3-4 am in the moring where i use to live in the old apartment then i saw what look like a giant grasshopper it was hung big one the face in the door and body at the over the fence and look like a 10-15 foot tall but i was watching what they were doing and then they was this 3 on the left and 3 on the right which on in middle and there were this alien doing a magic star on this guy like tiwle liitle star on him but i figures that i go back to sleep never mind that all i remember in the past sorry for my bad english typeing.and word all this happen like with the touch of the gray amulet i never buy it again too much alien abduction or fear of them.

What would astounding, is if the reptoids had their own version of Jesus?

 

[OakFieldAlienz444]

there's a very old South Park episode (back when it was funnier and not just a weird political soap opera)
in which Pat Robertson tries to spread the gospel to all the planets in the galaxy.