Now they call it "hard mountain dew" HAHA

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OakFieldAlienz444

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Yeah, go ahead. I had tequilla yesterday. I bouhb Mt. Dew today. I cannot even tell the difference.
They've been doing this for years I swear.

Anyone else think Mt. Dew's been dewing this?
 

Beholder

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I'll need a hard light double diet zero with extra sugar while thinking about it.
 

OakFieldAlienz444

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Consider the old names for alcohol:

Moonshine
Firewater
Grog
Hooch

Mountain Dew doesn't look too out of place among those now does it?
There's something to this.
 

OakFieldAlienz444

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Got me a liter of mountain dew with me as I type.
Just drank a swig.
It's delicious but I think I'm right in a sense.
They were either trying to make a non alcoholic tequila
or they're putting in an extremely small amount----of something not sure what.
I feel a buzz I swear.
 

Beholder

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Got me a liter of mountain dew with me as I type.
Just drank a swig.
It's delicious but I think I'm right in a sense.
They were either trying to make a non alcoholic tequila
or they're putting in an extremely small amount----of something not sure what.
I feel a buzz I swear.
Maybe it's kidney stones growing inside of you. My dad has kidney stones all the time but won't stop drinking large amounts of Pepsi Max.
 

OakFieldAlienz444

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I'll need a hard light double diet zero with extra sugar while thinking about it.

Actually, my topic SOUNDS like it SHOULD be the plot of a South Park Episode.
It would turn out Mountain Dew had alcohol in it and Randy Marsh would be buying tons of it
 

PaulaJedi

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Got me a liter of mountain dew with me as I type.
Just drank a swig.
It's delicious but I think I'm right in a sense.
They were either trying to make a non alcoholic tequila
or they're putting in an extremely small amount----of something not sure what.
I feel a buzz I swear.

Sugar high?
 

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